catworm !! ★

like. ive been teaching oomf the sally face lore through poorly written x reader fics ohhh my god

over the past few weeks ive been reading wattpad fanfics of my hyperfixation with my friend and now im realizing that this is like. their only source in learning the story other than me rambling

forgot to post on my one social media account for like a month woah

im usually so chill with my voice but then i have to make a long ass video essay for my english final and suddenly i remember i sound like eight years old

gleachposting again sigh

sighs pathetically and lays my head down on my forepaws i wish i could be a sleeping harbor seal on the seaside of malibu with someone

sweet cis teen is such a banger it makes me so miserable it sounds like what id listen to while getting hit by a train (no plans on doing so anytime soon but who knows)

being trans is not cool and silly because wdym ill have to spend like $100 at least to actually be able to breathe :(

was gonna buy new binders and they showed up as like $30 . apparently that was on sale and they're going off sale in like 20 minutes and will be back to like $50 each and i cant buy them right now ,, explodes and dies

my chest keeps violently hurting and i dont know if its because i outgrew my binder and still wear it or if its the copious amount of monsters i drink . probably both

one of my friends sent this and idk who or what it means but i agree

slept in class for the first time today it was so surreal

Your skeleton has around 25,000 calories.

should be working on finals and missing work but instead im eating cherry pie and thinking about my failures as a human being

i keep yapping but like. shoutout to my migraine almost leaving after like SIX DAYS?????

i need to post art and photography and shit on like. pinterest but people on there are so vile and evil and hate joy and whimsy and everything good on this planet

wondering if i should change my name to kipstvrr on here too or keep that just on discord and shit

love my friends but maybe DONTT tell me about how the guy you're friends with thinks im stupid and cringe and be all like "but he's nice to me" ???

actually sobbing right now i accidentally sent headcanons to a stranger on pinterest instead of downloading them . i am so so sorry to whom i sent them to

a drawing of a person with big eyes and a w on their cheek ALT: a drawing of a person with big eyes and a w on their cheek

oh em gee happy birthday chuuya bsd i would draw but i need to lock in on school work

deadass love it when my friends call me by the name of my favorite characters because i reflect them in my personality and shit,,, like why yes thank you i am him

what if i dye my hair blue and the fumes make me lose interest in the fixation that's making me do so in the first place

sitting on my evil fucking floor wagging my evil fucking tail thinking about evil fucking yaoi

i actually have to like. gulp. bleach my hair

if i had a nickel for every time i got a random ass fixation on some guy with blue hair that then prompted me to dye my hair blue id have two nickels and significant hair damage

horrific little clay thing sculpted to look like a weird fetus version of nikolai bungo stray dogs

cleaned my room a little and found this repulsive creature (he is my pride and joy)

felt slightly sick so i went outside and now i feel weak and sick and frail like a victorian child

yeah im good !! just kinda went bonk i dont think i got concussed or anything

friend dropped a big ass magnet on my head today in theatre