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Did you hear the Martina Nava… however you spell it interview? What a Cuntasuarus Rex. She an Alexi are really pissing me off today.

How long were you on this app before a stranger slid into your DMs to try to hook up? I had a beautiful two weeks.

Is your MLS team having Pride this year? What about LHM or Juneteenth? Sporting Kansas City isn’t and I’m super pissed.

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Wondering if my gardening friends can find me with this #KCAGG

My fellow Americans, let’s all ignore the inauguration on Monday and instead focus on the demeanor, guidance, and sacrifice of a true leader, Dr. King. Everytime someone brings up the orange one, change the subject to MLK. Change the energy. We shall overcome. #MLK #inauguration

Anyone else have that one uncle that you’re just sure the FBI will be coming for because you did a 23 and Me? I honestly just assumed he’s a serial killer. I have like 18 uncles, so good luck figuring out which one is definitely a serial killer. *wink wink, nudge nudge.

What in theeee fuck is going on? This man is the absolute worst.

2/2 She cheats with tennis pro (Roger Moore). He becomes a drunk, gambles all the money away and wrecks his car racing from Monaco to Paris. In response, Liz goes for a walk in her evening gown in the snow and dies. He fights sister in law/ex GF for custody, and her husband leaves the kid at the bar

Watched The Last Time I Saw Paris, and made some noodles for the me and the kid. A synopsis: Middle aged writer (Van Johnson) in occupied Europe two-times girlfriend (Donna Reed) with her kid sister. Marries little sister (Liz Taylor) and they become rich euro-trash. He cheats with Zha-Zha, 1/2

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Next time, don’t tune the self centered person out, but rather, study that face. How many times has this person taken a punch? There will be signs. Don’t get sucked in to their trauma vortex though. You will never get out alive. Just look into the void for a moment. Aknowledge it. Walk way.

Is there one of all the steel plates in the road in KC? I bet that would be a mess.

Fairly safe to handle. After all, it’s in laundry detergent, it just should not be eaten.

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Wait, people are eating Borax? The people who need the warning labels apparently just ignore them, huh? Kidney failure is not fun, kids. www.poison.org/articles/can...

I’m guessing she and the other former keeper who shall not be named both suffered a lot of concussions. At least the other one was good at her job. -I said what I said.

A Kamala/Walz cooking show.

I love a shiny new social media platform. It’s like a new hotel. Clean sheets and no one has cooked meth in the tub yet.