MadmartiganTO @eminentcobain

*holds up protractor* 🧐

Angle looks just right. Maybe if I add a little pressure to your lower back it'll fit just righ– erm...I mean right angle, or acute, obtuse? 🫣🥰

09.02.2026 06:24 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

a man with a surprised look on his face is holding a piece of cake with the word trendizisst above him ALT: a man with a surprised look on his face is holding a piece of cake with the word trendizisst above him

09.02.2026 00:00 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Oh I'm enjoying this idea very much. Would be a pretty hot halftime show 🤫😘

This is your year Seattle!

08.02.2026 18:09 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Now this would view would be my ideal halftime show 🥵 Even more more incentive to cheer the hawks (already hate the Pats!)

08.02.2026 17:48 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Well that got the blood flowing on a lazy Saturday 🥵🔥😈

07.02.2026 18:12 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Never stood a chance tbh

05.02.2026 20:43 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

a man in a suit and blue shirt is smiling with the words i did it behind him ALT: a man in a suit and blue shirt is smiling with the words i did it behind him

4 tix

05.02.2026 20:31 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Norman Rockwell (American, 1894-1978), Landscapes: Sledding, 1959. Oil on canvas,
14 x 14 in. (35.6 x 35.6 cm.)

#art #painting #artist #BlueSkyArt

04.02.2026 06:11 — 👍 47 🔁 8 💬 1 📌 0

a man in a suit and tie is sitting on a couch and says oh my god ALT: a man in a suit and tie is sitting on a couch and says oh my god

05.02.2026 02:59 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Mhmm fuck, can't wait for that day 😉😈😘

04.02.2026 23:43 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Jayne having a snatched waist 🥵🤤⏳️

04.02.2026 16:45 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Goddamn, Poppy! 🤤🥵 what a body!

04.02.2026 16:43 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

a man and a woman are walking down stairs ALT: a man and a woman are walking down stairs

04.02.2026 02:33 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Needed this!

03.02.2026 21:07 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

a man in a striped shirt and tie is sleeping ALT: a man in a striped shirt and tie is sleeping

03.02.2026 09:17 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Full Bad Bunny speech

02.02.2026 02:25 — 👍 5441 🔁 1708 💬 69 📌 205

Good morning and good afternoon, gorgeous 😍

30.01.2026 18:21 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

You're so good at that 😈

30.01.2026 05:52 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Life is weird enough as it is, let's just take care of each other if we can.

29.01.2026 17:53 — 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

Sexy ass art teacher, man 🥵😍

29.01.2026 01:07 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I wanna eat up the negativity the way your cheeks are eating up those undies 😈

28.01.2026 18:28 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

If it ends up on the floor then I think it counts 🤔😈

27.01.2026 17:45 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

What's a nut between besties, anyways?

27.01.2026 17:41 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

We wouldn't get clean, but I guess that wouldn't be the point 😈😉

27.01.2026 17:40 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

a german shepherd is standing on its hind legs next to a dumpster that says hudson & rex on the bottom ALT: a german shepherd is standing on its hind legs next to a dumpster that says hudson & rex on the bottom

Uh huh, but that collarbone got me barking 🤤

27.01.2026 17:37 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Conan couldn't resist this 🥵

27.01.2026 05:26 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Goddamn need you to melt all this snow 🔥🔥🔥

27.01.2026 05:18 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Fuck, gonna play this fantasy out in my head all day! 😈🤤🥵

26.01.2026 16:51 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

a man wearing a mask and a hat is sitting at a table with his tongue hanging out . ALT: a man wearing a mask and a hat is sitting at a table with his tongue hanging out .

24.01.2026 02:29 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

a man with curly hair and a mustache is leaning against a brick wall at night . ALT: a man with curly hair and a mustache is leaning against a brick wall at night .

24.01.2026 02:24 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

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