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whoever makes an e-bike with a haptic harley seat gets my money

02.03.2026 02:50 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

until recently I thought I was living bicariously instead of living vicariously

02.03.2026 02:37 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

more forms of transportation should vibrate your ass

02.03.2026 02:27 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

sweet dreams

02.03.2026 02:03 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

eyes shut, feet still move
headlights flash on dreaming path
danger in the street

02.03.2026 01:36 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

proud of you

02.03.2026 01:31 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I simply can’t keep up with the Alias polycule

01.03.2026 21:55 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

when mcdonalds serving booze burgers

01.03.2026 21:50 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

one of those weekends with nacho cheese on the phone screen

01.03.2026 21:11 — 👍 4    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

I fought the law and the law bong

01.03.2026 21:04 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
corn dog with the breading ripped off, revealing wrinkly protein

corn dog with the breading ripped off, revealing wrinkly protein

naked corn dog

01.03.2026 20:20 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

happy birthday year

01.03.2026 19:55 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I called mine and their staff argued with me that it’s a “military operation.”

They argue with me every time I call, then I get a form letter in the mail.

#democracy

01.03.2026 16:25 — 👍 10    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Americans blew up an elementary school and killed most of the children.

01.03.2026 05:27 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I read this instead

28.02.2026 17:29 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

at least @mark-carney.bsky.social is still happy to support the US bombing an elementary school in Iran, right? right?

28.02.2026 16:23 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Even the Good Democrats are like, the real problem with vaporizing elementary schools full of children for no reason is Congress hasn’t approved it yet

28.02.2026 12:58 — 👍 271    🔁 88    💬 8    📌 1

Written before or after this? bsky.app/profile/elio...

28.02.2026 12:39 — 👍 17    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

oh hey that domain name is for sale

28.02.2026 11:56 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Betting on war is evil and wicked biblical senses.

28.02.2026 11:13 — 👍 633    🔁 114    💬 18    📌 37

“negotiations” in this context means “inept son-in-law”

28.02.2026 11:34 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
dejected dude sitting up in bed with very long arms and legs draped off the bed onto the floor in an empty white room

dejected dude sitting up in bed with very long arms and legs draped off the bed onto the floor in an empty white room

logging on to face the day

28.02.2026 11:31 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I said could not would

27.02.2026 22:43 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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a cartoon of homer simpson sitting at a table with a glass of water Alt: a cartoon of homer simpson sitting at a table with one of those perpetual motion bird toys dipping its beak in a glass of water
27.02.2026 18:18 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

tuning in on my iPod Video

27.02.2026 17:47 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

2034 is probably my year if I had to guess

26.02.2026 17:39 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

True

26.02.2026 13:51 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

just deleted my credit card apps and feel great

25.02.2026 16:11 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Brother Ali - Uncle Sam Goddamn (Official Video)
YouTube video by Rhymesayers Entertainment Brother Ali - Uncle Sam Goddamn (Official Video)

Uncle Sam Goddamn by Brother Ali

“Welcome to the United Snakes,
Land of the thief, home of the slave.
The grand imperial guard
Where the dollar is sacred
And power is God.”

youtu.be/OO18F4aKGzQ?...

04.07.2025 16:44 — 👍 1    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

oh man are they re-releasing Electroma? I recognize a lot of clips from the film.

23.02.2026 19:25 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0