a photo of a smiling dolphin with the text "eat a dick shark week. it is dolphin awareness month"
04.03.2026 22:12 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0a photo of a smiling dolphin with the text "eat a dick shark week. it is dolphin awareness month"
04.03.2026 22:12 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0im stupidly proud of my Facebook posts for dolphin awareness month
04.03.2026 22:09 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0matte painting of temple from Ghostbusters with an estimated 18,000 to 36,000 expected sale price
@elliottkalan.bsky.social , the original gozer temple matte painting from "Ghostbuster" (1984) is going to auction.
not all of your kids need to go to college
sad looking role of toliet paper hanging on a hook
@elliottkalan.bsky.social i just saw an ad for Charmin toilet paper that used "Oh Yeah" by Yello
20.02.2026 03:46 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Christine baranski looking awesome in some kind of black pantsless tuxedo
@ceilidhann.bsky.social i too thought Christine Baranski had already worked with the Muppets. I love her so. This must be rectified immediately
06.02.2026 23:16 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Mega Shark versus Novelty Architecture
25.01.2026 04:19 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0@mikeredmond.bsky.social i loved your stance against light up and beeping lego pieces on @pajiba.com
09.01.2026 08:58 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0a photo of actor william baldwin in the film "Harley Davidson and the Marlboro Man" the joke is he is dressed in an all leather cassock like the one Christian Bale wears in the film "Equilibrium"... i didn't say it was a good joke.
Christian Bale, "Equilibrium" (2002)
08.01.2026 19:00 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0@shadowtodd.bsky.social
31.12.2025 01:42 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0indeed! it was even better than i remembered! and i realized i had not even watched it since i briefly live in new york city!
15.12.2025 17:55 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0photo of a television mounted on a wall with the title card "the taking of pelham one two three" written on the tv screen, above the tv is a small hulu girl car decoration and a very large cardboard cutout of a very small llaso apso dog
@elliottkalan.bsky.social watching "taking of pelham 123" for the first time in so long, i just realized this will be my first time watching it in HD
15.12.2025 00:43 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0to the actress in my college production of "A midsummer night's dream", 20 years ago, who accidentally knocked over a ceramic Greek column and then yelled "party foul" when it broke, just know that you are my hero
26.11.2025 17:40 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0@dustinrowles.bsky.social apparently senators from maine used to be cool
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@ceilidhann.bsky.social
send help, Rob Zombie's ass looking collage style paintings just had there own gallery show as well
@ceilidhann.bsky.social wanted to compliment you on your article about celebrities taking millions to perform for brutal dictators.
i shared it on my Facebook and twitter. it was so precise and insightful!
saw a screenshot shot of this and immediately came on here to follow you. this is so funny!!!
01.10.2025 18:45 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0@vincemancini.bsky.social just was randomly thinking about a caption you wrote on filmdrunk years ago, where you described a sleazy movie producer as "who looks like he smells really bad"
29.09.2025 00:46 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0i wish vegas still had a bunch of signs on it thar looked like the opening credits to "return of the pink panther"
23.09.2025 18:46 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0image of the man in googles and wetsuit who broke into the disney springs paddlefish restaurant and stole 10,000 dollars
not all heros wear capes
17.09.2025 16:05 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
@elliottkalan.bsky.social
i just discovered Pearl Jam has a song about the Connecticut Leatherman,
it is pretty good, but when i saw it was just called "leatherman" i was hoping they just covered their own song "better man" but with new lyrics
If James Gunn really wants to diversify the DCU heβll make a sexy romcom with a randy Captain Marvel as per this Golden Book my kids love.
01.09.2025 00:36 β π 7 π 1 π¬ 1 π 0do you think it is at a certain volume or a certain level of skill where someone can go from saying they "cook crystal meth" to saying they are a "meth chef"?
01.09.2025 02:16 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0A woman in a king ghidorah costume, dragon mask on face and each hands, dress that looks like scales, all gold
@elliottkalan.bsky.social , @flophousepodcast.com , saw this awesome king ghidorah costume, it reminded me of Elliott's vision he described for his own king ghidorah costume as a kid
21.08.2025 00:42 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0i havent watched much "Sex and the city", but i am enjoying everyone's reviews of the final episode of "and just like that". it is the most fun ive had reading about a show since the "game of thrones" finale
16.08.2025 15:14 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0@christinahenry.bsky.social have you considered getting and 80s pro wrestler to do the blurb on the front of your next book?
13.08.2025 11:56 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0made this a while back, inspired by my mishearing the word "vampire" in the @bigthiefmusic.bsky.social song "shark smile"
12.08.2025 14:59 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
special celebrity co-host, @torionic.bsky.social , joins us to talk "sorry to bother you" , the #WeaponsMovie of telemarketing comedies
podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/1...
one of my favorite last lines
07.08.2025 22:50 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0@natashanice.bsky.social our podcast just reviewed the new @fantastic4.bsky.social movie. and I picked you as my choice to play Sue Storm in the next reboot of the series
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