Emmy

You should sell signed prints of these.

https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/what-a-week-huh

I'm so impressed by your flawless makeup on the inner corners of your eyes, especially in that era! Impeccable!

I am constantly finding DOS biorhythm software and I still have no idea how they were ever popular.

Blindly trust the computer, I guess.

Kitsch bicycle seat. ✨

I remember seeing him around late last week I think? 3 days over a weekend doesn't necessarily seem too dire, but I'm also not 100% sure what your relationship is to Squish, so it's hard to gauge! I'll try to check in if you're concerned! 😊

The only verified badges I respect.

Which social media/online spaces/communities do you engage with, that you feel actively improve your quality of life?

At least it's not Crazy Drake.

Much better than:

The year is 2026. Someone dumped their collection of a few 1990s floppies containing ZZT games. Out of those, even now, we found two that were not preserved.

Back up your ZZT floppies and hard disks today, if you haven't yet! I will happily sort them for you.

Images to baffle and intrigue Australians. 🤔

I am full deep diving on eels again, now, which I haven't done since I was 16. Apparently they don't develop them until they're in their final life stage?

Eels are so weird. I think you've captured that, while keeping them endearing. Extremely impressive.

If only Freud had spent his time this way, instead of desperately trying to locate their gonads, the world would be a better place.

if i'm interested in a new AAA game (honestly pretty rare these days) i just wait until it's on sale for $40, and by then i've lost interest. it's a perfect system.

At least three people I know irl would be millionaires, and two out of three are not the type of people who should be millionaires.

It's extremely NOT around the corner from me, so if it falls through I might still hit you up and beg you for assistance. 😅

They're getting picked up tomorrow morning, but he'll let me know if it falls through. Thanks so much for thinking of me!

WE NEED TO IMMOBILISE THE PENDING BUYER.

Okay, fine, I'll spot you the cash.

I like to see people having fun. :)

Le Bienfaiteur du Colonel

...They're extremely prevalent...

Mealy apples need to be eliminated.

Love these absolutely garbage 90s clipart covers.

"ARROWS. ADD MORE ARROWS."
"What should they point at?"
"MORE ARROWS!!!!"

Ughhh. My sympathies to your restful sleep. Let's stage a coup. I'm starting to have fantasies about sticking the power cords in a bucket of water, out of self preservation.

In my Cranky Posting™ era. 💁‍♀️

Kid with an electric drill. He looks bloody stoked, mate.

My retired Boomer neighbours, the exact second 7:00am hits:

I have no idea what you're talking about.
Jumping for a sausage several times is a perfectly normal puzzle solution. 🥲

The Secret of Donkey Island 'The Secret of Donkey Island' is an English translation of 'Tajemství Oslího ostrova', the first nationally distributed Czech PC game.

I'm pretty familiar with Donkey Island! (I translated it.)