Joe C

Currently listening to karaoke preformed with the same competence as the tRump administration doing literally anything. #Terribly

I’m sure the kids menu is priced at nein dollars.

Stuck at the car dealership. Watching HGTV. Wondering how people with jobs like break dance instructor for cats & a hamster farmer can shop for 1.5 million dollar homes. Clearly I’m the wrong profession.

Being a middle-aged man myself i’ve tried all three too.
Pro tip: Don’t, because people just think you’re having a stoke.

Trump in a bathing suit? I couldn’t unsee that.

Two-panel meme featuring characters from The Simpsons. In the first panel, Bart Simpson, looking distressed, says, 'I JUST WATCHED THE DUMBEST TRUMP PRESS BRIEFING!' In the second panel, Homer Simpson, pointing at Bart, responds, 'YOU JUST WATCHED THE DUMBEST TRUMP PRESS BRIEFING SO FAR.' The meme humorously suggests that each Trump press briefing is progressively worse.

Time to dig this classic out. Sigh.

I’d bet he was a grifter way before being with the GOP.

bUt tHe pRiCe oF eGgS. *faceplam*

I think there should be an inappropriate food site. “Only Hams” perhaps?

Americans: cricket is a dumb game
USA wins 1 match
Americans:

The fine should be higher & doubled every time.

OK, I would say offer the teams a 0% loan that gets payed back over 20 years. Tell them “You leave before that and have pay back the entire loan plus 8% interest”

Does the defibrillator come with it? Or is that extra?

Is every TV pharmacy drug advertisement the same? The people vary slightly, but damn it all, they just all seem to be shots of random people living their daily lives while the announcer quickly lists all the terrible side effects. It always ended with me “asking my doctor” about *blank*.