Gavin Lucan

I didn't expect to be so brutally attacked today, and yet here we are.

3 Little Golden Books: I'm a Dragon How to Be a Pirate D&D: The Perfect Party

Doing my part to help ensure my sisters kids grow up to be gamers. #DnD #Dragons #Pirates

"It makes sense for the Mimic to become a table, it gets to eat more picnic baskets."
"Smarter than the average Mimic!"
#quotesfromgamenight

"Where are my meat powers?"
#quotesfromgamenight

"We just like to cause proper misunderstandings."
"That's how romance begins."
#quotesfromgamenight

"The massive flesh hammer remains deformed."
#quotesfromgamenight

"Lots of planets have a Texas!"
#quotesfromgamenight

"How did Nosferatu end?"
"Dance party?"
"You've seen Nosferatu."
"It was in the sequel, Nosferatutu."
#quotesfromgamenight

"Ghouls Gone Wild."
"That is not a streaming service I plan on joining."
#quotesfromgamenight

"The food situation is TBA."
"Is it a dinner reveal party?"
#quotesfromgamenight

Dear Customer,

You were lovely to deal with, but bloody exhausting. Thank you got finally making a purchase, I hope you and your friends enjoy it, and if they don't, find better friends.

Me.

Mariah Carey looking out a window asking "You, boy, what day is it?" The (correct) response is "November, piss off!"

Found somewhere on the interrnet:

All’s Fair review – Kim Kardashian’s divorce drama is fascinatingly, existentially terrible Not even Glenn Close can save this Ryan Murphy disaster from its dismal plots, clueless characters – and the worst kissing scenes ever filmed

I take great delight in reading terrible reviews, and this is a banger of one: www.theguardian.com/tv-and-radio...

Minor tactical error of cleaning the dice shelves today, which has meant I've been sneezing and sniffling (thanks to the dust) most of the afternoon. Gonna make sword interesting...

Got a response today, which quoted the relevant act to me, but didn't say if I could, needed a permit, etc.

In the words of Groucho Marx, "Why a 4yr old child could understand this report. Run out and get me a 4yr old child, I can't make head nor tail of it."

And I just saw the typo in my post. *smacks forehead*

Indeed. To quote my favourite response to it, "If you're going to heat a horse today, make sure it's at a fetish club."

A box of Battletech minis, labelled "Star League Command Lance."

Showing my age, but whenever I see this, I think to myself, "Are they battling Xur and the Ko-Dan armada?" #Battletech #LastStarfighter

Me looking at your posts

A movie you've seen more than 7 times with a gif.

Revenue Pistol Facsimile pistol with wood coloured stock and iron look barrel. Percussion style lock allows it to fire caps with no modification. Pistol is 32cm long and weighs 600 grams.

Patiently waiting for a response from NSW Police as to whether I can buy a few of these legally.

www.darkbladeuk.co.uk/revenue-pistol

The Iron Sheik, saying FUCK (AND I CANNOT STREES THIS ENOUGH) THE MONDAY.

Idea so I don't forget: elderly suburban deep cover agents.

a cartoon of a robot with a purple ewf logo on it 's chest Alt: Megatron and Soundwave laughing.

I’m sorry for what I did but in my defense I was on a Megatron bender at the time

What happened?

Sid Meir's Pirates was dirt cheap on the XBox store, and all of a sudden, it was 1AM...

1715 West Indies. The Pirates of New Providence Island threaten maritime trade in the region. The laws of every civilised nation declare them hostis humanis generis. Enemies of all mankind. In response, the pirates adhere to a doctrine of their own...

I'm having thoughts about pirates again, and when that happens...

YouTube video by Mr. Joshamee Gibbs Pirates of the Caribbean : Tales of the Code - Wedlocked

Surprised to only discover this existed, but even more surprised to find the Auctioneer was familiar. It's the voice, very distinctive, as I first heard it when he had a bone on his head...

youtu.be/aveyFHukyW4?...