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they've all done it. From Newt Gingrich to Bill Clinton, Nelson Rockefeller to John McCain, politicians of all stripes have upheld one of the country's not-so-proud traditions: romancing women almost half their age. But in our current era of political correctness and lack of privacy, that behavior has come under fire, exposing lawmakers to ridicule and sometimes leading to career-breaking scandals, such as the recent congressional imbroglio involving underage pages. So, when the news first broke that San Francisco's popular 39-year-old mayor Gavin Newsom was dating a 19-year-old model and restaurant hostess (she's since turned 20), the city buzzed with gossip -- and more than a little scuttlebutt -- about the City by the Bay's newest power couple

Say what you will about Gavin Newsom (he’s a secret Republican, he platforms Nazis, he vetoed a bill to help pay WGA&SAG members during the strike) but what you can’t say is he’s in the Epstein Files

Because he’s a real man who can source his own teen girlfriends.

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…Because, the story goes, we need the votes of people who *don’t* want full trans rights. Because THEY have that purity test, and must be catered to.

So trans people and the people who love them should just suck it up and watch their rights taken away. For some mythical voter’s (yep) purity test.

BlueAnon (the putatively liberal version of QAnon) is 100% a thing and it’s important for us to acknowledge that and try to root it out.

If you’re not shorting the people betting on Jesus Christ returning to earth in 2026, do you even have that grindset?

Anyway, yeah, this

I know it’s very Bluesky to think it’s a coordination effort with these shitheads but this is just the IOC & NBC doing what they’ve done for ages annoyingly
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There are people with principled takes on the 2nd Amendment, like the 1st.

But if you ever believed that the American Right broadly supported 2nd Amendment rights, as opposed to rights for people who agreed with them, you are a fool.

If I’m killed in the streets, please do not call for peace. Burn it all down.
All. Of. It.
I would not want peace. If anyone claims I’d want peace, beat that mfer ass first.

"I'm protecting my peace. " meaning "I refuse to take accountability for my behavior. " is undefeated.

friendly reminder

The things you believed were right yesterday are still right. They'll be right if they put you in jail. They'll be right if they shoot you. They'll still be right when these people are dead and dusted and gone.

which they will be

the "football player transfers to the same school his volleyball-playing girlfriend transferred to" index remains undefeated. like the pizzas at the pentagon

I can't believe I feel the need to justify how I grieve to someone else.

very specific to DC complaint here but when trump is threatening to take over the city's historically significant public golf courses so he can privatize them and make them another getaway for the 1% i don't think going "well maybe they shouldnt be golf courses to begin with" is helpful or realistic

I think Bryant is in real trouble @sickoscbb.bsky.social @sickoscommittee.org

I got to have a nice hibachi dinner with a great group of friends I really care about

the only way i am willing to consume olivia nuzzi content is by reading an endless succession of stories about self-serious amoral idiot ryan lizza being cuckolded by an increasingly gross succession of octogenerians

Families on SNAP worry about not just feeding themselves but also their pets With SNAP benefits going out late, nonprofits are begging for pet food donations to prevent desperate owners from surrendering their dogs and cats to animal shelters.

With SNAP benefits going out late, nonprofits are begging for pet food donations to prevent desperate owners from surrendering their dogs and cats to animal shelters.

Retailers Dealing With Increasing Levels of Theft and Violence Report emphasizes importance of preventive measures, coordination with law enforcement

can't believe outlets are running moral-panic headlines again based on flimsy anecdata from the *same* trade group (the national retailer federation) and sponsored by the *same* anti-theft company (sensormatic) that had to retract this *same* "study" just two years ago for being bogus.

Thanks UAB-UConn for the Fetty Wapping

How the fuck do you be "intellectually unavailable"?

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George's full AB with in stadium audio only.

I can also lose to Northwestern for $50 million dollars

So I wonder who actually bought Dominion?

Don't say you love lavender, don't say you love lavender.