bog decomposeur

there were whole categories of content devoted to women showing what they keep in their purses and it is asinine to pretend "edc" is different somehow because it involves more knives and paracord by volume

"EDC", or as it's literally always been called when women do it, accessorizing,

some econ dirtbag: "as you can see by these 16 incomprehensible graphs, Number Go Up So Everything Is Fine 🙂"
me: *can't afford to use my health insurance because the deductible is more than I make in 2 months* ok

yeah like I could not give less of a shit if "The Economy" is doing Great(tm). PEOPLE are suffering. like what the fuck are we even doing here if "The Economy" isn't representative of How People Are Doing, Financially. like why do we give a single fuck. i don't.

Savory French toast with a fried egg and some kind of cheese on top

probably it would have a fried egg and cheese curds on top

rent is 66% of my paycheck dude

I get this, also because I'm a 30-something white hipster woman with glasses and bangs they like to try transphobia on me too. Hugely satisfying to see them uncomfortably scramble to backpedal when they realize I'm not one of them and won't allow that shit

Big poofy 1890s skirts meant more lap space for kitties!!!

- if you hear him say "Uh-oh...", hit the deck

It's been such an epidemic in Milwaukee that half the Kias in the city don't have license plates at all anymore

Actually Knowing Things About Death Care in this country is like, idk, privileged or something now (I also know this the hard way I am sorry you get this too)

Hoooo boy there sure are a lot of people in the world who have never handled the funereal/burial arrangements for a deceased loved one spouting off about their assumptions about cemeteries on here today. Must be nice to be so ignorant!!!

You got to see a doctor? Usually I just get insulted by a Nurse Practitioner

Don't get it twisted I am absolutely wearing it anyway I'm just powerfully aware that I look like I have stepped out of the year 2009 and as a millennial I think I should be forgiven for that

Was excited to wear my new top to work today until I realized I'm just dressed exactly like Elena from The Vampire Diaries and not in a good way

Misery is just delusion leaving the body!!!!!!!!! Feeling like shit is good for you actually!!!!!!

I have "ignoring it until it goes away" down to a science at this point. I can kill a crush stone dead in less than 5 hours. My brain produces purestrain haterade instead of dopamine. You bitches wish you were as mentally ill as me. I am undefeated

zoboomafoo

it's also how we knew Jared Leto was a creep 20 years ago, there were soooo many posts about how much he loved sleeping with underaged groupies of his crappy emo band backstage at shows. A couple rumors is one thing but this was threads full of girls going "oh he knew FULL well I was 16"

I had a friend back in high school (mid 00s) who loved reading groupie forums, everything on there was anonymous and unverified but they named famous names. I have heard things about specific celebrities sexual proclivities that would turn your hair white

Literally a life saving procedure in her case, her doctors TOLD HER that a third pregnancy WOULD kill her and they still wouldn't do it because she was "too young". I never fail to be astonished at the idiocy in the medical profession tbh

Military doctors are pretty notorious for giving the "what if your husband wants more kids" "you'll change your pretty little mind later" spiel I guess, thankfully she was still young enough that she could switch to her parents' insurance but she had to fly home and have it done

knew a girl who got married right out of HS (military wife) and had 2 kids before 22. Got every gestational disease you can have, bedridden for months, nearly died both times. Doctors wouldn't tie her tubes because "what if u change your mind later" she was like "about what?? Living??"

Well the Brewers once again did what they do best, which is make the playoffs and then choke immediately. Good to see that nothing ever changes for the ol' Brew Crew. Stay disappointing 💕

I think he is just going "Ayyyyy" like the Fonz

love forwarding emails. Love having a button i can push to indicate "This is not my fucking problem, YOU deal with it"

There are people on this planet who deserve to be alone forever and I am definitely one of them

that guy seems to get off on getting yelled at, sure, but what if I really want to tell him he is an idiot with an actively shitting asshole for a mouth. what if bullying dumbfucks like that guy off this platform worked, actually.

you are dumber than that guy on that bodybuilding forum that doesn't know how many days in the week there are. you are a braindead moron and you do not deserve to see heaven