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tomboy performing fellatio on femboy

tomboy performing fellatio on femboy

femboy x tomboy

28.02.2026 19:52 β€” πŸ‘ 718    πŸ” 131    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 1
male pov: grabbing male tiefling's tail to get more leverage while doing anal

male pov: grabbing male tiefling's tail to get more leverage while doing anal

fellatio, using tiefling's horns as handlebars

fellatio, using tiefling's horns as handlebars

#dnd

04.02.2026 04:04 β€” πŸ‘ 281    πŸ” 52    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1

(a list for blocking ai users if that wasn't clear)

01.02.2026 22:35 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

is there a good anti-ai moderation list? the one I had previously been using seems to have disappeared.

01.02.2026 22:34 β€” πŸ‘ 12    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

If you're in San Francisco doing xmas shopping, these stores are really great to hit up, and not just because they contain my comics.

08.12.2025 21:32 β€” πŸ‘ 23    πŸ” 10    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
guy sitting quietly. the sky outside has sweeping clouds

guy sitting quietly. the sky outside has sweeping clouds

πŸͺŸ

30.11.2025 21:57 β€” πŸ‘ 89    πŸ” 18    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
witch cat

witch cat

πŸˆβ€β¬›

30.11.2025 21:47 β€” πŸ‘ 120    πŸ” 34    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1

I like Bruce Timm's designs since they're simple, playful and horny. The Gotham Girls flash animations from 2000 use his designs and has a trans character in it, although it isnt catwoman.

23.11.2025 02:27 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
femboy x tomboy

femboy x tomboy

bubblegum lovers

bubblegum lovers

the cutest g*ngbang

the cutest g*ngbang

cute boys for gay straight girls

cute boys for gay straight girls

My zines have been restocked at the following comic book stores:

πŸ’ Sour Cherry www.sourcherrycomics.com

βš™οΈ Silver Sprocket www.silversprocket.net

🌈 Fabulosa www.fabulosabooks.com

πŸ’₯ Cape & Cowl www.capeandcowlcomics.com

🐢 Dog-Eared Books www.dogearedbooks.com

get em while they're hot

17.11.2025 02:41 β€” πŸ‘ 101    πŸ” 24    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 2

If CLIP Studio makes a linux version... I will say goodbye to Microsoft forever.

16.10.2025 18:19 β€” πŸ‘ 43    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1

I'm guessing bluesky wants to start introducing some form of monetization, but to do that needs the approval of payment processors. that's why the list of banned content is basically identical to all the other platforms that have gone through this.

20.09.2025 02:21 β€” πŸ‘ 132    πŸ” 48    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

we meet our customers in a dark alley with the comics hanging off the inner pockets of a trenchcoat.

10.09.2025 02:29 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

ccbill has huge fees to allow credit card use from the customer, so it isn't realistic for small indie creators. but, they are the ones I've seen used most often for adult stuff. at this point we may as well ask ppl to snail-mail cash to a PO box.

10.09.2025 00:04 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
surfer girl who is in a diving suit and merboy exploring a sunken ship. the ship is now covered in moss algae and kelp

surfer girl who is in a diving suit and merboy exploring a sunken ship. the ship is now covered in moss algae and kelp

βš“

06.09.2025 03:03 β€” πŸ‘ 296    πŸ” 73    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 1
sereia flertar com uma garota na beira da Γ‘gua.

λ¬Όκ°€μ—μ„œ μ†Œλ…€μ—κ²Œ 애정을 ν‘œν˜„ν•˜λŠ” 인어

every mermaid deserves a cute surfer to love and torment

why are you blushing, my darling?
you look so cute I could take a bite out of you right this moment.
your cheeks are so warm. are all humans this warm? there's so much water coming out of you and you haven't even dipped your feet in yet.

sereia flertar com uma garota na beira da Γ‘gua. λ¬Όκ°€μ—μ„œ μ†Œλ…€μ—κ²Œ 애정을 ν‘œν˜„ν•˜λŠ” 인어 every mermaid deserves a cute surfer to love and torment why are you blushing, my darling? you look so cute I could take a bite out of you right this moment. your cheeks are so warm. are all humans this warm? there's so much water coming out of you and you haven't even dipped your feet in yet.

λΉ„ν‚€λ‹ˆλ₯Ό μž…μ€ ν•œ μ†Œλ…€κ°€ 인어와 μ‚¬λž‘μ— λΉ μ‘ŒμŠ΅λ‹ˆλ‹€. μΈμ–΄λŠ” 물고기의 머리와 μ‚¬λžŒμ˜ 닀리λ₯Ό κ°€μ§€κ³  μžˆμŠ΅λ‹ˆλ‹€.

Uma garota de biquΓ­ni se apaixona por uma sereia. A sereia tem cabeΓ§a de peixe e pernas de humano.

This surfer girl is head over heels for the head of a fish and the heels of a human.

λΉ„ν‚€λ‹ˆλ₯Ό μž…μ€ ν•œ μ†Œλ…€κ°€ 인어와 μ‚¬λž‘μ— λΉ μ‘ŒμŠ΅λ‹ˆλ‹€. μΈμ–΄λŠ” 물고기의 머리와 μ‚¬λžŒμ˜ 닀리λ₯Ό κ°€μ§€κ³  μžˆμŠ΅λ‹ˆλ‹€. Uma garota de biquΓ­ni se apaixona por uma sereia. A sereia tem cabeΓ§a de peixe e pernas de humano. This surfer girl is head over heels for the head of a fish and the heels of a human.

인어가 ν•œ λ‚¨μžμ˜ μ„œν•‘λ³΄λ“œλ₯Ό λ¬Όμ†μœΌλ‘œ λŒμ–΄λ“€μ—¬ κ·Έ λ‚¨μžκ°€ 바닀에 λΉ μ§€κ²Œ ν•©λ‹ˆλ‹€.

Um tritΓ£o puxa a prancha de surf de um homem para baixo d'Γ‘gua, fazendo-o cair no oceano.



THIS FUCKING ASSHOLE
WILL NOT LEAVE ME ALONE
HE IS TROLLING ME EVERY TIME I GO SURFING
PULLING MY BOARD AND CAUSING ME TO WIPE OUT
WHAT IS HIS PROBLEM?
None of my friends will believe me if I told them.

인어가 ν•œ λ‚¨μžμ˜ μ„œν•‘λ³΄λ“œλ₯Ό λ¬Όμ†μœΌλ‘œ λŒμ–΄λ“€μ—¬ κ·Έ λ‚¨μžκ°€ 바닀에 λΉ μ§€κ²Œ ν•©λ‹ˆλ‹€. Um tritΓ£o puxa a prancha de surf de um homem para baixo d'Γ‘gua, fazendo-o cair no oceano. THIS FUCKING ASSHOLE WILL NOT LEAVE ME ALONE HE IS TROLLING ME EVERY TIME I GO SURFING PULLING MY BOARD AND CAUSING ME TO WIPE OUT WHAT IS HIS PROBLEM? None of my friends will believe me if I told them.

🐟🐠🐑

06.09.2025 02:57 β€” πŸ‘ 214    πŸ” 45    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
the merboy is looking at a freshly opened bivalve with a pearl inside it and is reminded of the surfer. the surfer is pulling a geoduck out of the sand and is reminded of the merboy. there is NO INNUENDO going on here; why would you even think such a thing? clearly the merboy is thinking that this dainty pearl embedded in the soft folds of the bivalve is a wonderful gift to the surfer. the surfer, who is so impressed by the girth and length of the geoduck meat, is probably thinking the merboy would like to eat it since he has an entirely pescetarian diet. obviously.

#art #romance #seafood

the merboy is looking at a freshly opened bivalve with a pearl inside it and is reminded of the surfer. the surfer is pulling a geoduck out of the sand and is reminded of the merboy. there is NO INNUENDO going on here; why would you even think such a thing? clearly the merboy is thinking that this dainty pearl embedded in the soft folds of the bivalve is a wonderful gift to the surfer. the surfer, who is so impressed by the girth and length of the geoduck meat, is probably thinking the merboy would like to eat it since he has an entirely pescetarian diet. obviously. #art #romance #seafood

there isn't any rule in the surfing competition that says you can't be secretly propelled forward by a mermaid

there isn't any rule in the surfing competition that says you can't be secretly propelled forward by a mermaid

menina surfando no oceano
λ°”λ‹€μ—μ„œ μ„œν•‘ν•˜λŠ” μ†Œλ…€
surfer girl in a tube wave

menina surfando no oceano λ°”λ‹€μ—μ„œ μ„œν•‘ν•˜λŠ” μ†Œλ…€ surfer girl in a tube wave

πŸ¦ͺπŸ„πŸ½β€β™€οΈπŸ§œπŸ»β€β™‚οΈ

06.09.2025 02:55 β€” πŸ‘ 254    πŸ” 46    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
wiped out surfer and merboy having a moment underwater.

wiped out surfer and merboy having a moment underwater.

the merboy is bringing the surfer some fish. it reminds her of when cats bring their owners toys and animals as presents.

the merboy is bringing the surfer some fish. it reminds her of when cats bring their owners toys and animals as presents.

the surfer is trying to hide the merboy in her bathtub. outside, her roommate is impatiently knocking on the door

the surfer is trying to hide the merboy in her bathtub. outside, her roommate is impatiently knocking on the door

🌊

06.09.2025 02:38 β€” πŸ‘ 511    πŸ” 152    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 2
guy in sexy fantasy armor decorated with spikes, with a sword

guy in sexy fantasy armor decorated with spikes, with a sword

guy in sexy fantasy armor with a sword, the armor has decorative bat wings in the back

guy in sexy fantasy armor with a sword, the armor has decorative bat wings in the back

βš”οΈ

27.07.2025 17:37 β€” πŸ‘ 502    πŸ” 147    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 1

Nope! Most dont even keep track of inventory for self-published books.

25.07.2025 02:28 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

once I figured out my printer, I just called the bookstores and asked if they buy/sell self-published books and zines, and if adult stuff was okay. And then they'd say yes and I'd bring them in and they'd pay me. It is exactly as simple as it sounds.

25.07.2025 01:43 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I think if you have different prices for a PDF vs a print that would be a different case. Or you could label your inflated hardcopy with a perpetual 50% off sale? lol

25.07.2025 01:33 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

sure, you can DM me

24.07.2025 16:22 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I was also hesitant at first but pretty much every bookstore/comic store said yes to my very explicit adult zines. Most were even excited about it since i guess they sell well. Although I'm on easy mode in california lol

24.07.2025 16:18 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

but, they do have steep consignment fees (usually 50% cover price). So it's only profitable if you inflate your prices to compensate. Regardless, I've sold 100s of copies in just a handful of stores in my area to the point that I can hardly keep up with printing them.

24.07.2025 13:14 β€” πŸ‘ 65    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

I don't mean this in a defeatist sort of way because I do want online sales, obviously. But the payment processor porn ban issue is part of why ive been selling my zines in ye olde bookstores. Indie stores often pay in cash and are harder to get targeted by censors since they're less centralized.

24.07.2025 13:08 β€” πŸ‘ 104    πŸ” 16    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

someone mentioned to me that little printed books and other small things may become more popular during economic hardships. Like the lipstick effect but for art.
Also the internet getting crappy from AI + no covid lockdowns = more people will go to physical stores/cons
but that's just speculation

02.07.2025 04:58 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

yeah in terms of profits i get the most % from selling them online. The bookstore consignment fees are really high. They usually take half the cover price. I assume conventions could be in-between if multiple artists pool their merch into one person's table or something (if that's allowed).

02.07.2025 04:50 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

i recently started printing my stuff and dropping them off at local bookstores. dunno how the profits compare to conventions since I've never been, but apparently lots of people are buying my little porn zines. i sold over 60 copies in 3 weeks. basically ran out of copies. so there is a demand

02.07.2025 03:47 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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02.07.2025 02:34 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

that is also my fear/expectation. They'll make it so you can't reference their characters specifically, but screw everything/everyone else.

24.06.2025 01:42 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0