BrandonTheGrey

I hate the dentist I hate the dentist I hate the dentist

I’d rather be fishing

We got our first imagination library book for my son today. Dolly Parton is a living Saint!

Goku is the 21st century’s Mickey Mouse send tweet

“I should paint up some Battletech minis with the kid strapped to my chest”.

Said me, an idiot, before realizing I can’t even drink water without getting it on him.

This dog is too extra

How’s the poasting content over here

Wait—what did he say?

Turn down for what?

i don't know at which point this became controversial but it is obligatory for combatants to risk their lives and die to prevent deaths by enemy-affiliated noncombatants

Me trying to once again explain the complexities of ska to @trashcanna.bsky.social at the break of Dawn

I’ve ascended

We used to be a country

Passive aggressive little dog wants me out of bed

Is a solid 14 hours of sleep a day too much to ask for?

New favorite question from a kid:
“Did you have a mustache when you were a baby?”

Where’s my DMs jack

I’d live in a shack if it meant I could have a bbq pit and smoker

Tomorrow I have to literally move millstones with a broken toe, so that’s how my week is going

Right now this is the only social platform I’m on that I’m not private and it’s terrifying haha. Like the good old Wild West internet days

My now wife’s was a photo of grilled cheese and it worked for us!

Yeah but for BS that’s viral

I’ll pray for you, I hope you find what you need friend.

Looking at BS -knowing I could do numbers on here and become the next Dril- and pulling away like Galadriel with the one ring.

I want to create a fantasy setting where the “mysterious east” turns out to be like Scottsdale, and fully inhabited by accountants and green grocers named Bob or Greg.

Welcome to Bluesky. We have rules here. We must be:

1) swift as a coursing river
2) with all the force of a great typhoon
3) with all the strength of a raging fire
4) mysterious as the dark side of the moon

The worst part of late summer is the bugs the dog chases in walks. And the heat. And the humidity. Lack of holidays. School coming back up. Lack of vacation days remaining. The heat again. Severe weather. Smog and wildfire smoke. Still the humidity. How long the days are. Lack of good TV. The hea…

Nobody:
Me: maybe I'll finally get into Gunpla this year.

Sounds like heaven tbh