Collin Preciado

Twitter: The Geico gecko literally killed someone.

Critics of the current state of CBS News should be comforted by Guy Fieri’s appearance on tonight’s episode of 60 Minutes.

Pumpkin Ale Review: Schlafly v. 4 Hands Getting to the bottom of which St. Louis brewery has the best pumpkin beer.

To celebrate the greatest month of the year, I decided to figure out who has the best pumpkin beer in St. Louis. open.substack.com/pub/allthing...

An Open Letter to Robert Redford Ten reasons why the Sundance Fan Film Festival should be moved to St. Louis.

Under the pretense of honoring the late Robert Redford, and with the real goal of drawing attention to myself, here is an open letter I wrote to him for the Riverfront Times. The letter has since been replaced by OnlyFans content, so I am republishing it here. open.substack.com/pub/collinpr...

St. Louis Reviewed: Olive + Oak A delightful Watermelon Salad and four Busch Lights rise above frilly pantaloons and a cosmic dragonfly god.

This week I reviewed Olive + Oak, a restaurant that hosts a delightful watermelon salad, as well as a multi-dimensional dragonfly god. open.substack.com/pub/allthing...

St. Louis Reviewed: The Muny Jon Batiste and Diana Ross delight, while the Jeep Wrangler I rolled down a hill into a tree once again disappoints.

I have started yet another Substack where I review everything. This week I am reviewing The Muny, The Muny in Forest Park. open.substack.com/pub/allthing...

This Year's Hottest Baby Name is Donut Boi A quick guide on how to name humans.

This week I wrote about how to choose a name for your baby. open.substack.com/pub/badadvic...

[getting arrested for carjacking] ugh I’m not going to get points for this am I

Just saw an article in my Apple News feed about a person who ate a banana every day for a week, and in my entire life I have never been less motivated to write.

Called in to work today to let them know I’ll be on a trade mission to Six Flags.

Yes I am Mozart in this analogy.

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Sending this to my editor the next time I’m told my word count is too high.

With the 1 year anniversary of the RFT’s end passing by unceremoniously, and the recent death and plundering of KDHX, I’m currently lamenting the lack of an alt culture mouthpiece for St. Louis. I’m sure that culture exists, but without a cohesive hub I’m not sure it will thrive.

yeah but can AI do this [has a heart attack]

THE POST-DISPATCH FEARS ME, A NORMAL PERSON

PRETTY SUSPICIOUS HOW THIS WAS PUBLISHED A FEW HOURS AFTER I ANNOUNCED MY CANDIDACY www.stltoday.com/opinion/edit...

I am running for St. Louis sheriff in 2028 with the promise that I will be a normal person.

babe we have to go to ballpark village on sunday they’re showing the tony awards

In the Missouri boot heel this weekend and have seen one business named Camel Towing, and another named Munch-N-Pump.

You get as much as you can hold in your hands.

Romeo and Juliet dares to ask the question: “are teenagers stupid?”

It has been decided that the Rams settlement money will now go toward a pizza party for residents. Two slice maximum. Cheese only. Papa John’s.

Welcome to Cahokia Mounds. NO SLEDDING.

Trying to recreate what RFK Jr. is doing here to figure out what he could possibly be doing with his mouth, and I absolutely cannot.

Amazon Admits No One Programmed Alexa to Do the Whisper Thing SEATTLE — In a recent quarterly earnings video call with investors, Amazon confirmed that no one had taught Alexa had to whisper—a feature the virtual…

Amazon Admits No One Programmed Alexa to Do the Whisper Thing

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Amazon Admits No One Programmed Alexa to Do the Whisper Thing SEATTLE — In a recent quarterly earnings video call with investors, Amazon confirmed that no one had taught Alexa had to whisper—a feature the virtual…

I’ve decided to return to real, hard-hitting journalism. hard-drive.net/hd/video-gam...

If Jurassic Park was real and it kept breaking down like it does in the movies, I’d still probably go.

If you survive you get a free kiddie cone.