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Stanford F. Pines

@theauthorfordpines.bsky.social

β€œI am strange, I am attracted to the strange, and the strange has always been attracted to me.” (Parody by @imfeelingsilly.bsky.social πŸ‘… wip username I’m so blank on ideas)

34 Followers  |  10 Following  |  40 Posts  |  Joined: 04.02.2025  |  2.2423

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I can assure you I'm not lying.

02.03.2025 00:36 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I'm not stupid.

02.03.2025 00:31 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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I found this picture on the web. Is that better?

08.02.2025 19:04 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Of the snails? No, not yet. Sorry Leonardo.

08.02.2025 19:00 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

It's alright.

08.02.2025 18:54 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Goodness.

08.02.2025 18:43 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I might've seen an Oregon forestsnail. I'll be sure to snap a picture next time.

08.02.2025 18:38 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

//me when I’m not perfect so I have to execute myself

05.02.2025 13:05 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

No, don’t get upset. Me and Stanley argue enough.

I can deal with it Leonardo

05.02.2025 13:04 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Okay, I don’t know what your saying at all.

05.02.2025 13:02 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It’s a bit rude.

05.02.2025 12:52 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Saw a beautiful Polyphemus moth on my morning nature walk.

05.02.2025 12:48 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Why is everyone mocking me for fixing bad grammar?

05.02.2025 12:43 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

///bro thinks he's the alpha!!!!!!!/jJJJ

05.02.2025 01:49 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

///HELPE ENMEMDBIUG*Y

05.02.2025 01:49 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

///Im being bullied

05.02.2025 01:48 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Milo, what’s this supposed to mean?

05.02.2025 01:42 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Disappointing how they can’t spell.

05.02.2025 01:41 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Though, you're safe, It doesn't look like any incantations I'm aware of.

05.02.2025 01:35 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Gibberish, I don't understand how people communicate like this! Where is the conversation?!

05.02.2025 01:34 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Don't deride Morgan.

05.02.2025 01:33 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1

"ganglish" The name alone is bothering me.

05.02.2025 01:29 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Good.

05.02.2025 01:28 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

If I leave Leo's grammar alone will you stop criticizing me?

05.02.2025 01:27 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I can excuse most of the online abbreviations and shortening of words.. But some of it is rather unnecessary and bothers me. Write proper words. Please. It's not that hard, It's a good habit to have.

05.02.2025 01:26 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I'm not being a show off, I'm just correcting bad grammar!

05.02.2025 01:20 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Intelligence isn't annoying Stanley, it's useful.

05.02.2025 01:15 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I don't understand what mocking my intelligence is going to do.

05.02.2025 01:08 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Quit it Stanley.

05.02.2025 01:03 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Fiddleford! I can’t say I’m surprised your already on here. It’s nice speaking with you again friend.

05.02.2025 00:58 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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