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I suspect we're all experiencing a lot of cognitive dissonance and straight up fucking horror, right now.

Coworker #3 has found a 4,000 year old Sumerian cheesecake recipe.

Coworker #1: "This man's making Gilgamesh's fucking cheesecake."

Coworker #2, reading it: "They put raisins in this??"

Me: "That's the cheesecake that got Gilgamesh's auntie banned from the cookout."

We are all completely insane.

I love it when they bicker like old married people.

One of the greatest, Bruce Campbell, announcing he has cancer. Our hearts are with you Bruce, Hail to the King.

She's like an old samurai whose great battles are behind her but every once in a while she kills a man with piece of paper just to prove a point

N.Y. Attorney General Orders Hospital to Resume Youth Transgender Care

GENDER-AFFIRMING CARE IS HEALTH CARE.

Thank you to the NY Attorney General’s Office for affirming our community.

MF DOOM

Opening title and credits scene from Twin Peaks but the green text reads RICHAAAAAARDS!

a man in a suit and tie is making a face and saying `` im so proud '' . ALT: a man in a suit and tie is making a face and saying `` im so proud '' .

I'm flattered as fuck of course, I'm just also slightly in shock

“God Doom Loves All Men but One” For six decades, the characters Victor von Doom (Doctor Doom) and Reed Richards (Mr. Fantastic) from Marvel Comics have been entangled as enemies, colleagues, allies, and sometimes even “friends.” …

Soooo someone did an academic literary analysis of my first #DoomReed fic, and I do not know how to feel about that. 🫣🫣🫣

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I like to think that while Doctor Doom was off fighting the Fantastic Four Kristoff let Hallmark shoot a dozen Christmas movies in Latvaria.

Por qué no los dos?

worth noting that the second rich people stopped being afraid of mobs tearing them limb from limb, they stopped building libraries and opera houses and stuff and started ripping the copper wiring out of the walls of society instead

We gotta come up with a better system than “everything rests on whether these twelve billionnaires are nice”

Bright white moon in a blue hole in the clouds.

Snow Moon, Yakima, Washington (February 2026).

“Don’t get a tattoo! Don’t get a piercing! Your body is a temple!”

Linda what we do with temples is decorate them. Like literally that’s the main thing we do

I am god’s favorite puppy and cannot be killed. Please employ me

The disc that was attached to the Voyager spacecraft launched in 1977.

In 1977 NASA launched the Voyager spacecraft, including a CD with the song Johnny B. Goode, on a mission to study the solar system & beyond.

The extraterrestrials who open it will get another CD every month from Columbia House at full price and be hounded for life by intergalactic debt collectors.

Neil Gaiman posting during the unveiling of the Epstein files has a specific kind of smugness that’s not just arrogant but really fucking sleazy.

st Anthony plus a faggoty fellow

the secondhand shop had this fruity little lordling for three dollars so now St Anthony has an exasperating boyfriend

"Punisher is one of the most pro-law enforcement characters in Marvel history"

lmao okay bro whatever u say 😭

who are you outside of what you've been told you should be?

The way multiple people smiled. fudanshi fujoshi government. Couldn’t be more proud

Pop art style of comic. Of Dr.Doom a missile dive kick to a masked ice agent. By Raymar Brunson.

You couldn't publish this today. You'd have to cloak it under several layers of metaphor.

A grey and red transit bus on the road in a city. The bus’ destination sign reads “NO? ?? ???????”

My response to anything over the next two weeks

two wolves in a floral background with a mockup of stars and words in “gold”, that reads be strong eat bigots

making a gold foil postcard print :>

Bloody handprint on a banana republic

Auspicious!