Ariadne Griffin

they're back today and they've just rearranged an entire portion of the cafe just to cater to their weird 9 person meeting.

A driveway to a house, where there are visible footsteps made from stepping in white paint along with a trail of large white paint blobs. The trail lasts about 20/30 meters

Could still smell panic in the air round this suburban paint fail.

AND coffee prices have gone up 10p again

will "I'm late because I had to get off the bus due to a woman trimming her fingernails and just letting the clippings fly everywhere." fly with HR?

if you haven't got a Crying Girl Summer playlist, are you even human?

Roses by Awaken I Am
White Leather Electric Chair by Charming Liars
Dear Astronomer by Valiant Hearts
Timebomb by Koethe
Ms. Supernova by Friday Pilots Club

Pottery Throwdown 2026, Episode 9: A Lousy Sainthood She’s more of a Tomato Figurehead, really. I started reading about pet eels in Ancient Rome and suddenly it was Wednesday.

I recapped the #PotteryThrowdown semi-final! ariadnereviews.com/2026/03/04/p... aphantastic tomatoes, Bill's Fortress of Solitude, the sickest burn of Ancient Rome and the worst thing you can say about a lemon. #tgpt

welcome to Woke 2.0, baby!

1000 years in jail.

Sex is great but have you ever popped the air bubbles beneath the skin of a baby potato as it boils?

A fluffy gray and white white cat staring pissily with his cheek smushed against a pillow

Have you ever seen a cat whose facial expression better represents how all of us feel these days

Symone the drag queen with a set of honking bazonkas

*sashaying out of the arena to the rhythmic granite-like clacking of my extremely natural breats*

"Nothing to see here, officer!" I say as I pat my suspiciously 2-curling-stones-sized belly.

Abandoning everything to make the 8 episode investigative podcast this deserves.

Pottery Throwdown 2026, Episode 9: A Lousy Sainthood She’s more of a Tomato Figurehead, really. I started reading about pet eels in Ancient Rome and suddenly it was Wednesday.

I recapped the #PotteryThrowdown semi-final! ariadnereviews.com/2026/03/04/p... aphantastic tomatoes, Bill's Fortress of Solitude, the sickest burn of Ancient Rome and the worst thing you can say about a lemon. #tgpt

Meanwhile, 100% accuracy on archaeologists being hot.

Hollywood's greatest lie is that spies are sexy.

Kind of feel you've shot the gun, babe

How To Love, How To Lie

It's not so simple when your head's under water

open.spotify.com/track/6PY6al...

I knew this would prove to be a problem lol
I'm still not over the one guy who chose Fantastic Beasts as part of a showcase for British film excellence

I go for my first session of trauma processing therapy tomorrow and I feel like showing them the crying block of personified anxious tofu is better than any introduction I can give.

I have the most confusing case of gender envy I've ever experienced.

may its windows never be clean.

Truly a unique feeling of disappointment when the misheard lyrics don't slap as hard as the actual lyrics

*Raytheon turning out their pockets*

"Mr. President, all we've got is 3 quarters, this stray M&M and pocket lint"

Steam community requesting additional body types for added immersion.

A large block of sentient tofu

Steam community: “Can we play as a male character?”

Me (indie dev in this economy):
“Best I can do is sentient tofu.”

one might wonder if it ever meant anything at all.

enthralled by a collection of the worst people at the table next to me preparing a business plan for a restaurant.

the phrase "urban luxury" has lost all meaning.

a completely serious and unironic "It's Morbin' Time"

Femboy Hooters has been made a Grade 3 Listed Building.