Ariadne Griffin

"Have you written the guest list for the set tour of our fantasy series with a large cast of children, Joanne?"
"Yeah, with one of the most notoriously disgraced sex criminals in living memory 🥰"

The US Government has announced that tourists will be required to admit what level they are on Candy Crush before entering the country.

Katie mcglynn's plastered fingers

The slow mummification of Katie McGlynn's hands 😭 #CelebrityMasterChef #MasterChefUK

That does explain Tracy McLeod's absence

Can't believe he weighed up the opportunity to get paid to eat delicious food or be a bigot coddling journalist and he chose the latter

Grace Dent as a main judge does slightly ruin the alleged auspiciousness of the challenge where the main conceit is cooking for three food critics #CelebrityMasterChef #MasterChefUK

A pile of peas gently nestled in a butternut squash with a single spear of asparagus

Losing my mind over the little pea hole in the butternut squash 💀 it's like a Georgia O'keefe painting. #MasterChefUK #CelebrityMasterChef

Was slightly hoping that would end with them opening it to Anita and Bal's names #ratw #RaceAcrossTheWorld

This is such a mess. #ratw #RaceAcrossTheWorld

Crying a little bit while watching The Hairy Bikers' 12 Days of Christmas

It's really hard to not go full Menswear Guy on this collection of ghoulish M&S mannequins

I could discuss the haircuts in this photo for decades.

The Sandie Peggie Balloon Arch is my new DashCon Ballpit

Who told you about my kingdom conquering horny spider!?

Tempted to start making players pay deposits and become a cautionary tale on r/RPGHorrorStories

Having the classic DM nightmare of the last half of the party all having to cancel the day of 😭

Fun new dartboard though 🥰

Keira Knightley bombed that 1 interview question and under no circumstances are they putting any ad money into a press tour lol

just found out that Lee Ryan of Blue fame voices a character in the Ice Age films. But specifically the Italian dubbed versions of the Ice Age films.

can't stress enough that reaching the point of being this afraid of even putting the word "Israel" in your letter ABOUT ISRAEL is parodically beyond the point of no return for this organisation. #Eurovision

"events in the middle east"

Girl. Be so fucking serious right now.

he managed to somehow not mention Israel ONCE in this letter. #Eurovision

More Clockspiracy Evidence: they had 1 hour and 40 minutes for the pie challenge. We do not see the clock until there is only 10 minutes left.
Prior to this every challenge kicked off with the clock beginning a 60 minute countdown. #MasterChefUK

A screenshot from The Great British Sewing Bee. It depicts Novello trekking through an arctic landscape, dragging a sled of supplies behind her. The subtitle reads "I often take my sewing machine on holiday with me."

AriAdvent, where every day I post one of my favourite screenshots from the last year.

Day 11:

ET in drag - he's wearing an unbrushed wig, a silly little hat and is swathed in a fur stole and beaded necklace.

an internet Plug-in that replaces all pictures of Sandie Peggie with ET in drag.

2 young lads in the cafe frantically trying to do homework before school and I'm honestly just relieved they aren't resorting to AI, they haven't even got their phones on the tables - the old traditions are still alive.

Can't believe they're doing this Cooking a Celebrity Chef's Recipes round AGAIN???? #MasterChefUK #CelebrityMasterChef

Yeah, it was. So I know what she was trying to say

"I'd like to remind everyone that I was never supossed to be here" is a wild thing to say to try quieten the staunch Lewis defenders, diva 💀 #ItTakesTwo #Strictly #scd

Having that classic DM crisis of half the party having to pull out the day before 😭