Ariadne Griffin

Annoyingly, I hadn't realised the record was broken last year - I knew the previous record holder's time because of a pub quiz I did!

I will use those dietary regimens which will benefit my patients

(NOT YOU)

according to my greatest ability and judgment, and I will do no harm or injustice to them

(AGAIN, NOT YOU.)

I finally have a score I can be proud of!

🎯 FAR OUT — Mar 9
Q1: 🟢🟢🟢🟢⚪ -2
Q2: 🟢🟢🟢🟢⚪ -1
Q3: 🟢🟢🟢⚪⚪ -5
Score: 92/100 🏆

I truly hope he suffers 10 fold the pain he's causing to a group of the most vulnerable children.

ban healthcare for Wes Streeting.

three boys at the bus stop talking in hushed times about Chloe the emo from school. shout out to Chloe the emo from school.

Madgwick on University Challenge looking to the sky, hoping for the sweet release of death

Hello Monday, my old friend

this is how Whitney can still win... #PotteryThrowdown

firmly of the opinion that they shouldn't bother with the second challenge in the final and instead just give them extra time for the main make. #PotteryThrowdown

I'm putting in a strong guess for Rip Curl because he's Cornwall based and its sold in every surf shop

the judges and I would like you to make a model stage.

*frantic googling in the living room*
#PotteryThrowdown

I'll eat two hats if Fynn doesn't win. #PotteryThrowdown

Bruin the Clumber Spaniel

do we think Bruin the Clumber Spaniel is now enough of a celebrity to do Strictly this year? Nikita would do it. #Crufts

A schnauzer with very angry eyebrows

my personal favourite is the Permanently Pissed Off Schnauzer. #Crufts

a tibetan mastiff named Viking

I want a stewards' enquiry into whether or not this is actually 3 dogs in a trench coat. #Crufts

I think the previous year's winner should return to do a performance like they used to do on The X-Factor. #Crufts

the marshmallow has just scooped the Best of Gun Dog Group. #Crufts

a white dog that is extremely wibbly wobbly. The goodest of boys.

a marshmallow appears to have invaded the arena. #Crufts

a dog with a curly brown coat being held by the handler who also has curly brown hair.

do you get bonus points for looking like your dog? #Crufts

Claudia Winkleman and her Cavalier King Charles Spaniel - it has a black coat with orange markings around the face

Claudia Winkleman owns the most Claudia Winkleman dog you could possibly conceive of. #Crufts

a dog with a haircut similar to stereotypical white woman with many public grievances of minor importance

can I speak to the manager of Crufts? I have a severe issue with the lack of Afghan Hound content.

and here's the last Quarterfinal Recap of #MasterChefTheProfessionals: ariadnereviews.com/2026/03/08/m... the loving union of Man and Big Chicken, surprisingly complimentary bagworm-y lettuce, the evolution of War-rationed Guineafowl and mummified duck. #MasterChefUK

MasterChef: The Professionals 2026, Episode 11: Vatican Sandwich Lady I’ve honestly never been more baffled by a plate of food in my life. Time to play Hide The Peas!

forgot to share the rest of this week's #MasterChefUK recaps, here's the final heat: ariadnereviews.com/2026/03/06/m... Ill-advised Cacio e Pepeing, war-rationed guineafowl, vascular crockery and The Ultimate Wife Guy. #MasterChefTheProfessionals

it is indeed a different fish every time - he and his friends have a bucket list of specifically renowned Big Fish™ in the UK they want to catch and they meet up every so often to try and catch another one.

I have post alerts for 2 people:
- My nail tech so I can book appointments as soon as she releases them.
- My little brother so I don't miss The Fish Post.

A man wearing outdoor gear holding an extremely big carp

My favourite annual event is my brother logging on to Instagram to post 1 picture of himself holding the fattest fish you've ever seen.

An Instagram picture of Gary Barlow stood next to some bloke. Caption: flying_fish_sailing Just another stunning morning at Middle Harbour Yacht Club...until Gary Barlow shows up #takethat #garybarlow #

I’m not sure they *meant* to imply that Gary Barlow ruined their day, but…

ok, I wasn't *THAT* bad! I just... severely clipped that angel's wings

and yet...