Ariadne Griffin

ok that is definitely not the vibe of the sandwich. Also, happy birthday!

That depends, are you celebrating or commiserating your birthday?

The bread is aggressively savoury. The cream is a gelatinous sheet. The whole thing feels like you're eating loose Haribo that spent 2 weeks down the side of a couch. It is a truly vile experience. 10/10, would recommend.

A Tesco Birthday Cake sandwich.

Cursed Lunch.

see also, the trying to overly reason with a Definitely Agree to Definitely Disagree grading system that feels inadequate at encapsulating how you feel about a specific thing.

filled out my forms for my autism assessment and it's a real eye opening moment as you do it and start pondering "Why are they making that sound like a weird thing to do- OH."

one day I'll write an essay about how Marcus was the perfect Sewing Bee contestant.

there is not a day that I do not think about this.

Aljaz and Gemma in bed pretending to have just woken up and looking severely hungover

a mid-week bender by any other name

ALLEGEDLY. (I had to check Wikipedia 3 times before I made the post to make sure I wasn't making a fool of myself)

Timpsons

a gameshow but it's just me trying to tell if a picture is of Self Esteem or Anne-Marie.

McCully Stewart wearing a jumper designed to look like a fresh strawberry.

McCully Stewart is is going to be hard to beat in the Knitwear Sweepstakes. #UniversityChallenge

Pam, a woman wearing a fuschia pink blazer and matching blouse, statement necklace featuring large red stones set in gold with equally bright red hair and matching lipstick. The background is pink and she blends into it startling well.

Pam could never have imagined that this outfit would be perfect camouflage. #OnlyConnect

Excited to have to do age verification to watch Strictly at 19:15 on a Saturday evening.

It's also just flagrantly obvious that he's also trying to distract from his own problems.

A BBC weather reporter standing in high winds and clearly struggling to deliver her report.

LET 👏 HER 👏 IN 👏

I do love Making The Weather Reporters Stand In The Extremely High Winds While Issuing Weather Warnings To Not Stand In The Extremely High Winds season.

MasterChef: A Perfectly Cooked Crisis Brace for impact.

so, MasterChef returns ariadnereviews.com/2025/08/04/m... Maybe I didn't have to say anything at all but I didn't want to be completely silent on the matter. #MasterChefUK #MasterChef

I was so unprepared for the Lidl food dehydrator in Calvin Harris's baby announcement.

Now I've got to make a listical of Strictly's Most (ALLEGEDLY) Cocaine Fuelled Dances.

(It's just that Simpsons routine listed 15 times)

Hands up if you were personally victimised by the Strictly Come Dancing Communal Cocaine Bowl.

BBC investigates alleged cocaine use by two Strictly Come Dancing stars Allegations were made in legal submission on behalf of former contestant Wynne Evans, Sun on Sunday reports

Other than Wynne Evans being a big snitching baby, my main take for this is: "ONLY TWO?" because we've seen those routine concepts share.google/IQcX4cuFfvF8...

I applaud him for at least guaranteeing he'll never work in TV again because snitching about drug use amongst co-stars is a very quick way of doing that

A big wide angle view of a pasture that is hopelessly empty and boring except for a small cow at a small table with tools on it in the middle of the bottom of the frame. The cow, table, tools, and barn behind it are a consistent art style, while the added silos, landscape, and clouds surrounding the tiny focus of the image appear to be a slightly different and worse art style.

finally got my tickets to see cow tools at the sphere

Some people defending Your Party on the grounds that Corbyn has a history of supporting the Trans Community. Which is true.

Personal politics are not party politics. Until "Your Party" makes a statement about Trans Rights, they can only be presumed to be happy with the status quo. Which is bad.

You are insupportable until you do away with the vagueries around the Rights of Transgender People. Your lack of commitment or direct acknowledgement is spineless.

He's just listing basic leftist stances and every time you hope this one's going to be Trans Rights and it never is.

What if I want basic human rights for Trans People, Jeremy? WHAT THEN?

Illegalise weather.