spookitty, esq.

me: AHAHAHA FUCK KRISTI NOEM
also me: so we selling the jet? consequences for everyone involved with *gestures*

Seriously, landlords are business owners. No one guarantees to other business owners that they will never, ever have a bad month or two.

First Philly slug of 2026 🥹

Why is it always presumed that a landlord cannot be asked to weather a bit of a bumpy ride for a short period, but tenants must do everything right or face the consequences? If a landlord can't handle a limited amount of arrears, they shouldn't be in business.

This is something that has always bothered me: landlords always talk about COVID like they were absolutely gutted. But this massive study by a national trade org, which was conducted on a month-to-month basis, shows the industry never took a bath

www.nmhc.org/research-ins...

time for bed. I’ll finish tomorrow.

whistles aren’t peaceful? lol

kristi noem: we need more children but also no wait not the immigrant children!

“now here’s a video showing you are losing you’re a loser you suck loser loser”

what is targeted about arresting people at a school bus you know where they live and work.

children running away from ice while a dolphin balloon blows around in the wind.

VETTING THEIR SOCIAL MEDIA? like yeah we all know this but to admit it so nonchalantly.

massie really thought she was going to admit the home entry kidnappings were bad.

guess kristi doesn’t watch @lastweektonight.com because she just claimed bodycams provide the full context of an interaction lol.

massie, the majority of Americans do not agree with you or her.

“I think you offended the people behind me”

cohen is giving facts and if the families that lost members cannot understand it doesn’t lessen their loss that’s on them. they should think deeply about the government they are supporting.

if the criminal that killed your kid wasn’t here in the first place then maybe that also means your kid was never born!

I haven’t seen that angle of ms. rahman’s car. I didn’t realize they were coming after her in both sides. 😭

WHAT INVASION?! HE CANT INVADE HIS OWN COUNTRY HE WAS PRESIDENT 😭

somehow nadler has the power to shut her up.

ok kristi so if you’re going to be all “they weren’t suppose to be here, this shouldn’t have happened!”

idk maybe part of the problem is that our immigration system sucks which forces people fearing for their lives to find another way in.

LET ME MAKE CLEAR the house she’s in isn’t exactly the house you said she was in CHECKMATE

hey issa this is weird

no, kristi. your citizens constitution applies to anyone here, whether legally or not.

“slammed into her head and exploded” what. what kristi? what.

he is calling us heroic 🥹

👀 he’s dragging her across rusty nails over this plane. holy shit lol.

ranking member raskin it hitting her with the books. is there going to be anything left over for everyone else?

Or Alex. This fucking hurts so bad.

I wasn’t ready for Renee so fast.