spookitty, esq.

We desperately need an Orange Is the New Black for child welfare, something mass market that shows the general public how horrific the system is

Attempts to curb freedom of speech are ever so fashionable right now, aren’t they? Here’s one we can do something practical to counter.

my friend and favorite shit poster is in need of help with legal fees. if you cannot afford to donate, please support by sharing the original post. 🥰

i wanna do [redacted] with him

a truly magnificent read.

fred :(

what five year old genius came up with this argument

time and time again my home state disgraces me.

how big is the trump portrait suppose to be though

destroyed him with math.

page twelve and fred it finally getting to the argu-

incredible footnotes.

if anything, i'm expanding this universe

not the mormons, fred!

fred must be fun at parties

ok ok i'm going to read the whole thing.

don lafontaine, if only you were alive to narrate this.

please, teacher...but how do i do adultery?

is this a fall out boy song?

1. The pro hac vice status of Counsel shall be revoked and Counsel will be removed from this case; 2. Plaintiff's Opening Brief shall be stricken; 3. Counsel will be ordered to promptly serve a copy of this Order on Plaintiff, who will in turn be afforded time to engage new counsel or proceed as a self-represented litigant; 4. Counsel will be ordered to write a letter to the three Judges to whom she attributed fictitious cases, Hon. Douglas L. Rayes, Hon. Michael T. Liburdi, and Hon. John Z. Boyle, notifying them of her use of fake cases with their respective names attached; 5. Counsel will be ordered to transmit a copy of this Order to every Judge who presides over any case in which Counsel is attorney of record; and 6. The Clerk of Court's Office will be directed to serve a copy of this Order on the Washington State Bar Association, of which Counsel is a member.' If Counsel is a member of any other state's bar, she shall serve a copy of this Order on that state's bar office.

I’m glad judges are finally issuing appropriate sanctions for AI citations. It’s been over two YEARS since Mata v. Avianca and there’s no excuse for any attorney, but especially a federal practitioner, to be pulling this shit.

storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...

They keep trying to sell adobe ai stuff to our office manager - they made her do a whole zoom meeting about it and they were angry she wasn’t on camera.

Listening to her say “we only want the normal adobe products and adobe sign.” Over and over was painful

yes, to the OP elsewhere 💀

I know I’ve already said this, but I would have shit myself into a life threatening intestinal hemorrhage and died