spookitty, esq.

why did I think kristi was an attorney

what the fuck is going on with Schmidt’s hair

if I say furlough like she does I want someone to tell me so I can work to correct it tysm

HAVE YOU HAD SEXUAL RELATIONS KRISTI

these republicans on her side are so over the top casual it is so vile

“i yield the rest of my mind to the chair” CRY SIR

he had to tag in the chair because of how embarrassing that line is

“what a different day”

you sound like an alien fry/hunt.

it’s fry or hunt which are both silly last names

these southern drawl men are REALLY pissing me the fuck off but especially…idk what his name is because he is leaning in between two.

balint balint balint

calling bush appointed judges activist judges is WILD

I can never figure out whether the chair says objection or no objection because he talks so low and quickly

A Reductress post features a photo of Kristi Noem with the headline, “Kristi Noem Put Down for Being Too Hard to Train”

Screaming

‘markwayne.’ that is some trashy shit right there. i shouldn’t have to know about a guy named markwayne until the day im finally ready to hire a monster truck chauffeur

kristi is terrified of ross

Minnesota proud 🥲

is raskin cool do we like him I need a vibe check

my name is kristi noem and I love investigating voting machines oh no so many of my employees are furloughed oh no I’m fired.

the women chatting with kristi like besties look exactly how you thought they would.

we back. Neguse tearing her apart.

she may be fired but I gotta finish this hearing

me: AHAHAHA FUCK KRISTI NOEM
also me: so we selling the jet? consequences for everyone involved with *gestures*

Seriously, landlords are business owners. No one guarantees to other business owners that they will never, ever have a bad month or two.

First Philly slug of 2026 🥹

Why is it always presumed that a landlord cannot be asked to weather a bit of a bumpy ride for a short period, but tenants must do everything right or face the consequences? If a landlord can't handle a limited amount of arrears, they shouldn't be in business.

This is something that has always bothered me: landlords always talk about COVID like they were absolutely gutted. But this massive study by a national trade org, which was conducted on a month-to-month basis, shows the industry never took a bath

www.nmhc.org/research-ins...

time for bed. I’ll finish tomorrow.

whistles aren’t peaceful? lol

kristi noem: we need more children but also no wait not the immigrant children!