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Spencer Ellsworth

@spencimus.bsky.social

Writes things. THE GREAT FAERIE STRIKE out now. Make music at thrownostereo.bandcamp.com Tip me: https://ko-fi.com/spencerellsworth

452 Followers  |  236 Following  |  419 Posts  |  Joined: 24.07.2023
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Beyond the obvious fact that NOBODY should be in this position, Paul is a really good human.

09.02.2026 22:07 β€” πŸ‘ 28    πŸ” 19    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It's kinda funny that the savvy legacy media journalists thought there were no Epstein files and everything of importance had come out.

09.02.2026 21:56 β€” πŸ‘ 215    πŸ” 64    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 2
13.01.2026 18:36 β€” πŸ‘ 23142    πŸ” 6381    πŸ’¬ 157    πŸ“Œ 137

I think if you're a Transformers fan and you're angry at the DWJ sketch of Optimus defending innocent people from ICE then you're not actually a Transformers fan and you're a bootlicking dipshit.

13.01.2026 09:27 β€” πŸ‘ 424    πŸ” 120    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 4
Fluffy gray tabby closeup portrait - he has lovely gold eyes, a little brown nose, and a pink tongue sticking out. He’s missing a lot of teeth, and he does this quite regularly - but not always in such good light.

Fluffy gray tabby closeup portrait - he has lovely gold eyes, a little brown nose, and a pink tongue sticking out. He’s missing a lot of teeth, and he does this quite regularly - but not always in such good light.

timeline cleanse of utmost dignity

13.01.2026 18:35 β€” πŸ‘ 443    πŸ” 62    πŸ’¬ 14    πŸ“Œ 2

that's so crazy. i'm sure you put him in prison and banned him from ever holding office again right

06.01.2026 16:12 β€” πŸ‘ 6254    πŸ” 1134    πŸ’¬ 34    πŸ“Œ 9

happy retirement!

05.01.2026 23:59 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1
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05.01.2026 18:13 β€” πŸ‘ 8038    πŸ” 2199    πŸ’¬ 191    πŸ“Œ 83

All my favorite things, probably. I dunno, grapes?

05.01.2026 19:29 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

It is 2003. I am in college. There is a Republican cheater in office starting a dumb war nobody wants.

It is 2026. My daughter is in college. There is a Republican cheater in office starting a dumb war nobody wants.

04.01.2026 03:30 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Pete Buttigieg: β€œIt’s an old & obvious pattern. An unpopular president β€” failing on the economy & losing his grip on power at home β€” decides to launch a war for regime change abroad.

The American people don’t want to β€œrun” a foreign country while our leaders fail to improve life in this one”

03.01.2026 23:36 β€” πŸ‘ 2972    πŸ” 688    πŸ’¬ 71    πŸ“Œ 18

The same editorial board described Seattle’s mayor raising taxes to pay for childcare as a totalitarian power grab

03.01.2026 17:51 β€” πŸ‘ 7632    πŸ” 2113    πŸ’¬ 62    πŸ“Œ 16

So true

03.01.2026 21:46 β€” πŸ‘ 49    πŸ” 11    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0
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This Charter School Superintendent Makes $870,000. He Leads a District With 1,000 Students. On paper, Salvador Cavazos earns less than $300,000 to run Valere Public Schools, a small Texas charter network. But taxpayers likely aren’t aware that in reality, his total pay makes him one of the c...

One of our most-read stories of 2025: This Charter School Superintendent Makes $870,000. He Leads a District With 1,000 Students.

(Published March 2025 with @texastribune.org)

02.01.2026 19:31 β€” πŸ‘ 425    πŸ” 233    πŸ’¬ 22    πŸ“Œ 17
A rust colored background that looks like water droplets or shattered glass. The cover of Fortunate Son on the right, with a giant mech attacking a man wearing black hiding behind rocks. 
Text reads: a classic story retold as a new epic space opera. 

What are you willing to lose to save the ones you love?
Notapipepublishing.com - Amazon - Barnes and Noble

A rust colored background that looks like water droplets or shattered glass. The cover of Fortunate Son on the right, with a giant mech attacking a man wearing black hiding behind rocks. Text reads: a classic story retold as a new epic space opera. What are you willing to lose to save the ones you love? Notapipepublishing.com - Amazon - Barnes and Noble

Armas will chase his dreams to help his family.
Kyla will defy her father to help him.
Jon will sacrifice everything to save him.

Begin the epic sci-fi retelling of the King David story today!
@notapipe.bsky.social #newbooks #scifibooks #spaceopera #lgbtqbooks #lgbtqscifi #booksky #indiebooks

24.12.2025 15:40 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Merrick Garland is the person whose literal job was to prevent all of this. All he had to do was rule that water was wet and treason was treason.

23.12.2025 16:49 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Lmaooo win win

22.12.2025 23:36 β€” πŸ‘ 571    πŸ” 68    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 1

I feel duty bound to campaign for this one

23.12.2025 03:16 β€” πŸ‘ 34    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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The full spiked 60 Minutes CECOT package, clean & subtitled. 1/5

23.12.2025 01:28 β€” πŸ‘ 35895    πŸ” 18255    πŸ’¬ 563    πŸ“Œ 1735
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Election Truth Alliance - Election Truth Alliance Where Data Meets Democracy.

I feel like a crazy ranting uncle, but again, there are genuine statisticians who have done genuine work with the US 2024 election and found some alarming results. You can still ask for a state audit.

electiontruthalliance.org

19.12.2025 20:59 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
Rockets owners expand talks to buy, move Sun

Rockets owners expand talks to buy, move Sun

Terrifying headline if you don’t realize they are sports teams.

19.12.2025 16:37 β€” πŸ‘ 13718    πŸ” 2765    πŸ’¬ 131    πŸ“Œ 129

As a confirmed romantasic, I hold this series in only the highest regards.

19.12.2025 20:55 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

you seen the 2-hour movie cut of Obi-Wan, bro? Much better.

17.12.2025 17:29 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Merry Christmas: Gandalf looks happy

Pippin Christmas: Gandalf looks supremely annoyed

Merry Christmas: Gandalf looks happy Pippin Christmas: Gandalf looks supremely annoyed

16.12.2025 14:31 β€” πŸ‘ 187    πŸ” 64    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

No you can't. Telling a computer to paint something for you is not remotely the same as painting something yourself, what is wrong with these people

15.12.2025 13:53 β€” πŸ‘ 1479    πŸ” 157    πŸ’¬ 78    πŸ“Œ 5

Just so I'm clear on this, computer memory has tripled in price because a bunch of it that hasn't been produced yet has been ordered to populate GPUs that aren't installed in data centers that aren't built yet in order to service a demand that doesn't exist to make profits that don't happen.

15.12.2025 12:21 β€” πŸ‘ 16182    πŸ” 6530    πŸ’¬ 187    πŸ“Œ 320
How Rob Reiner became anti-Prop. 8 kingpin Rob Reiner reflects on the critical role he played in getting California's gay marriage ban overturned.

As we mourn Rob Reiner, don’t skip this: he was, pretty much, personally responsible for overturning California’s Prop 8 banning same sex marriage.

www.hollywoodreporter.com/business/bus...

15.12.2025 13:37 β€” πŸ‘ 17369    πŸ” 3966    πŸ’¬ 117    πŸ“Œ 112

Some of the best movies ever made were by Rob Reiner. They made us laugh and think: The Princess Bride, When Harry Met Sally, A Few Good Men. And he was a force on screen as well in All in the Family and so many films.

What a tragic loss. Words fail with news like this.

15.12.2025 10:21 β€” πŸ‘ 15452    πŸ” 1972    πŸ’¬ 296    πŸ“Œ 74
Time person of the year cover for 2025

Time person of the year cover for 2025

I guess it's fitting that it's a reimagined, worse version of someone else's artwork

12.12.2025 04:00 β€” πŸ‘ 24052    πŸ” 4387    πŸ’¬ 877    πŸ“Œ 668
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It was the glow of a light
It was the heart of a song
It was the tear of a child,
Where they never belonged
It was the wish of a soul
On an old neon light
And the Lord smiled at him
On that cold winter night

The gift that the Angel brought for his Lord was The Transformers: The Movie (1986)

10.12.2025 14:31 β€” πŸ‘ 13    πŸ” 6    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0