Untypicalboro

Lmao they got so ass mad they tried to cancel grok over the truth?

Am I a bad person for hoping that the arsehole in a balaclava who overtook me doing a 60mph wheelie down Acklam Road on a stolen bike crashes?

He probably can’t believe his luck. Lauded from the first minute. So many other player’s first touch is greeted with a damning tut.

The 10yo asked for my phone to take a pic. This is it.

'Tell us how he died': Salah criticises UEFA tribute to 'Palestinian Pele' Liverpool forward Mohamed Salah on Saturday criticised UEFA's tribute to the late Suleiman Al-Obeid, known as the "Palestinian Pele," after European soccer's governing body failed to reference the circumstances surrounding his death this week.

'Tell us how he died': Salah criticises UEFA tribute to 'Palestinian Pele' reut.rs/40XnM5d

So true.

Decent display as new look #Boro beat Swansea 1-0. A bright sun-kissed start got bogged down in a feisty spell but they showed they were no pushovers. Once ahead - Fry from a corner - they looked the part. Confident, assertive, industrious. Good atmosphere too. #UTB

The boss absolutely milking the cheers from his pixilated mates in the Red Faction at the end there. Great reception for the players from the fans. The buoyant #Boro atmosphere at odds with the grumbling doom and gloom on the internet.

Decent display as new look #Boro beat Swansea 1-0. A bright sun-kissed start got bogged down in a feisty spell but they showed they were no pushovers. Once ahead - Fry from a corner - they looked the part. Confident, assertive, industrious. Good atmosphere too. #UTB

#Boro playing with a bit of confidence now. Kante rushing around midfield, tidying up like he has OCD. Lots of intelligent movement, a couple of nearly moments as the right balls don't quite make it. Well on top. Ten to go. #UTB

New boy Kante comes on. Huge ovation for his first touch. Another roar for deft bit of footwork for his second. His third, a neat slotted pass, and there is a pre-prepared chant rolled out. Fair to say he has been well received. #Boro #UTB

Maybe 20 years ago but she long ago was assimilated into the me-me-media milieu.

Ladies and gentlemen; the #Boro season is officially up and running. Mr Fry gets the first of the campaign - and with a collector's item goal from a corner. #UTB

GET IN! #Boro #UTB

HT: Nils. Brisk #Boro start with a few promising moments then it descended into tetchy, scrappy hand-to-hand combat. Boro showing they are no pushovers. One decent chance apiece. #UTB

Oooooooooohhhh! Whittaker whacks one from 20 yards that stings the keeper's fingertip and rattles the bar. It's still wobbling now. #UTB #Boro

Swans Ronald fancies himself as Ronaldo as he leathers a 25 yarder that screams a midgies dick wide. #UTB #Boro

Eom escapes a yellow with a scything challenge on Ayling. That opens the door to a spell of niggly tit-for-tat fouls all over the pitch. #Boro getting stuck in. #UTB

TACKLE! Skittled the Swans man with a hefty 45/55. Committed. Been a few of them now. Great to see. #Boro #UTB

Owwwwaaaayyyyyyyy! #UTB #Boro

Welcome back to the mighty #Boro #UTB

Yes, 25 years ago.

Haha. ‘Do you know Jimmy Nail?’

I’m not really in the loop these days but it sounds like several clubs are still courting him. I think it needs resolving quickly though.

You’ve got to aim high.

Well, he was an old school ‘wet’ when was an MP and spoke with an eloquent independence when he first became a journalist but has gradually drifted right with the tide.

Divvent get yeez knickers in a twist hinny pet .

The only positive thing I can say about any of these people is that Matthew Parris once saw me looking lost in Limehouse and not only gave me directions but walked me part of the way. I politely thanked him while editing out "you Tory bastard."

RIP Jim Lovell
‘When I circled the moon and looked back at Earth, my outlook on life and my viewpoint of Earth changed... Earth is a spaceship, just like Apollo & just like Apollo, the crew must learn to live & work together. We must learn to manage the resources of this world with new imagination.’

Watching the proms: “why’s this on? It’s boring. Ooh, I like this one. It’s the Hovis theme.” So many people say they don’t like classical music but subliminally they know all the bangers from their childhood telly. #FridayNightIsMusicNight