Untypicalboro

🟥⬜️🟥Calling all #Boro fans:

#Middlesbrough legend Tony Mowbray will be joining me for the north-east launch of THE SLUM SPORT on MARCH 25 at The Longlands.

Tickets available at £10 on the door, or via this link: www.eventbrite.co.uk/e/an-evening...

It stems from not applying existing laws. Ball is kicked... blow whistle... book six of the wrestlers on either side. Retake corner... blow whistle... book another five. If that means a few get reds, so be it. They'll soon stop doing it. Brace yourself for the wailing from the most famous managers.

Hey, big man. You show some guts and go and report live on the ground. Maybe on one of the ships. Or from Tehran.

Some good tunes in there.

Debbie Harry, Viv Albertine (the Slits), Siouxsie, Chrissie Hynde, Poly Styrene (X Ray Spex), Pauline Black (Selector)

#InternationalWomensDay

FT: 4-0. A superb statement win. #Boro bossed it throughout & engineered some excellent goals, playing inventive attacking football with a swagger. Big blocks at the back too. Ayling ace. Hackney sublime. Great team display. #UTB

FOUR-MIDIBLE! Conway from the spot. Excellent work #UTB #Boro

That is a sublime goal.

THREE! HACKNEY! #Boro #UTB

Luke Ayling has been immense in this second half. Two crucial blocks in his own box, then used all of his experience to urge #Boro teammates to calm down. Put his foot on the ball on the halfway line to briefly slow & settle things down. His volley off the bar turned in by Browne

YES! TWO! Browne header. GAME OVER! #UTB #Boro

That's a month after they said "we are coming to save you" to the ordinary people who were on the streets protesting.

Thanks and solidarity to all the #Boro mams, sisters, daughters and friends. #InternationalWomensDay

HT: 1-0. So far, so good. #Boro bossing it. The goal was a bit scruffy but well deserved. And maybe should have had another. Some decent fluid spells. Solid stuff. #UTB

All the hip kids are doing it.

Neat. Neat. Neat.

Alert Whittaker reacts to the rebound to stab in goalwards and it goes in off Strelec's hip. #UTB #Boro

YESSSSS! #UTB #Boro

Owwwwwwaaaaaaaaayyyyy! #UTB #Boro

Our Hoops Hammering Heroes. #Boro #UTB

Absolutely.

#InternationalWomensDay

It has become an 'extreme' position to say that the bombing of innocent civilians, the destruction of schools and hospitals and tower blocks, is a bad thing.

John Singer Sargent, Almina, Daughter of Asher Wertheimer, 1908 #tatemuseum #museumarchive

We used to do it everywhere. A cultural classic.

Really? I don't recognise the stonework. Where was that?

#Friday

It's his annual performance review.

Banger.