Jon

Behold, the Aaronsonbot 2000 #lufc

This piece is a bit harsh on the 49ers, I understand Adam Underwood has already drawn up an extensive list of players who we'll narrowly miss out on signing in January #lufc

Who would do better with that squad. First time I can remember when there is not a single player who excites. This so predictable in August. Underwood a tragic appointment. Kinnear a loss. Sell Evans for PSR.

The 49ers should seriously consider selling up and fucking off! They can't even manage 1 team properly, let alone 2!

What a surprise, nothing gets done! If it had been a Leeds player spitting though...

They need to replace the useless c*nts in the recruitment team first!

Farke OUT, Blunderwood OUT, 49ers OUT

Shit owners and shit recruitment

When's Farke getting sacked and when are the useless American c*nts (49ers) going to sell up and fuck off?

Shit owners and shit recruitment

49ers SELL UP AND FUCK OFF

No wonder no other team took a punt on Nmecha! Adam blunderwood strikes again

Set piece coach is really earning his salary

49ers - SELL UP AND FUCK OFF

I thought we had a set piece coach?

Shit owners and shit recruitment are to blame

I never give anybody the finger if they drive like a twat, I waggle my little finger instead. Being an arsehole is a sign of strength to these people and just makes them laugh, while another bloke saying they have a little willy flies them into an unholy rage.

Left my Apple Watch on during a particularly steamy hookup. As things got more intense my watch mistook the vigorous movements as if I was having an accident, so it activated SOS mode and called the police. Mortifying and realy killed the mood.

It won't matter when we get relegated because of shit recruitment!

As anti-Labour media will always put words in her mouth, why not beat them to it:

"Yes it's true, Daily Mail readers, we are coming for you and your money because a) everyone else had to pay under the Tories b) Brexit screwed the poor c) you voted for both. Cheers, Rachel."

Another one of adam blunderwoods failures!

Shit owners and shit recruitment

49ers OUT

Shit owners and shit recruitment.

Promoting a clueless nobody to Director of Football probably didn't help either

Infuriating to see Sunderland doing so well because they recruited a football director from Roma who knows what he’s doing

Never mind, at least the investors got that £40m that we sold him for

49ers OUT

Shit owners and shit recruitment

That means he's getting sold in January. More profit for the investors!