Jennifer

all-timer sports graphic dropped

sometimes I think I'm nuts and then I see a Youtube video of a guy taking Greyhound from NYC to LA for the purpose of carrying an open 7-11 cup of water from the Atlantic ocean the whole way to pour into the Pacific ocean

I may have binge-read a LOT of gay sports books in February

well, this has been a soccer game

I wanted to make coffee when I got up for this game but my dad went to bed with his bedroom door open which is right next to our kitchen so I’m not doing that at 4am 🫠

what's going on with Matildas goalkeepers man 😭

I’m so bored in my house but leaving the house means sitting in traffic and spending money and I don’t want to do either of those things so I guess I’m just going to play Genshin and read gay sports books 🫠

the PWHL is super neat, I’m glad we have it even though I’ve still failed to learn a single thing about hockey since its inception 💀

my social media algorithms heard I’m thinking about visiting Japan and now all my video recs are about that

In Praise of the Unity Kit The Orlando Pride hit it out of the park on their newest secondary kit.

Our Ben Miller (@el-real-bean.bsky.social) dives into the Orlando Pride's new Unity Kit. And he likes it.
themaneland.com/2026/02/27/i...

BlueCo appointing a bloke with no women's football experience to report on the women's team into 2 blokes with no women's football experience

I tried to join a new travel discord and got called a "basic bitch" by a moderator because apparently everyone travels to the places I've been so I told them to fuck off and left

all of the jokes I want to make are absolutely horrible

If you're a sports executive and you suggest variable pricing for ADA parking you should get [redacted]

I read Atmosphere last year and loved it - I got lucky and found two signed copies at a bookstore “fill a tote bag for $35” sale so I kept one and gave one to a soccer tailgate friend 😂

I wish I could tell people on work calls “TurboTax sucks and I don’t care that it thinks we have your taxes wrong”

I saved my email from my STM rep with the merch credit code right in my inbox for like a week because I knew I was ordering the kit on launch day lol

Orlando Pride Unveils 2026 Unity Kit, Presented by Orlando Health | Orlando Pride The Pride’s secondary jersey honors the Orlando community on the tenth anniversary of the Pulse Nightclub tragedy

When the music faded, we kept dancing 🕊️

Introducing The Unity Kit

Pride’s new uniform honors unity 10 years after Pulse nightclub tragedy According to the club, the design was deliberately chosen to symbolize the strength, love, and togetherness Orlando demonstrated in the wake of the 2016 tragedy.

The new Unity Kit is a way for the @orlpride.com to pay tribute to the victims of the Pulse nightclub tragedy. It's a bold statement to be making in today's political climate, and personally I'm happy to see it.

My story for the Orlando Sentinel:
www.orlandosentinel.com/2026/02/26/p...

lmao the league said "fuck your kit drop parties"

I aspire to be the kind of person who changes their bong water multiple times a day

I think once I finish binging gay sports books I'm gonna finally go back to like an 800 page fantasy novel with maps in the front

Orlando Pride’s Home Match Against Racing Louisville FC Rescheduled  | Orlando Pride Match moved to Friday, Aug. 7 at 7 p.m. ET

oh good ANOTHER WEEKDAY GAME

“At The Foot Of The Cherry Tree” by Alli Parker

this book that I did buy in the Sydney airport ended up being my first 5-star read of the year now that I actually got around to reading it

this plus being forced to decide what’s for dinner every night and yes that’s it

briefly considered adjusting my work schedule to go to this and then remembered I almost always hate events like this 💀

glad they changed the time for this so I can take the Brightline

somebody on discord finally validated my belief that shane's mom is the hottest woman on heated rivalry

Book cover of After the Siren by Darcy Green.

gay AFL book was also pretty good

A photo of an ice cream machine with a sign reading, "Anything is possible with ice cream." Beneath that is a hand lettered sign reading, "No ice cream".

2026 basically