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RL Abramson

@heybramson.bsky.social

Dad. Husband. Immigration Lawyer. Skeptical Optimist. Secular Jewmanist. Decidedly mediocre-athlete-in-decline. Pronouns: He/Him/Petitioner’s Counsel

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He’s dumb as a stump but no where near as charming …

28.02.2026 14:31 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Wow … it’s almost as if all their “principles” are situational

28.02.2026 14:30 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Spent a glorious week almost completely offline … did I miss anything?

28.02.2026 14:29 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

What about the outsized a-hole?

28.02.2026 14:27 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

This morning’s episode of Heated Rivalry was almost as dramatic and engrossing as I’d been led to believe …

22.02.2026 16:25 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I have worked 6-7 days a week for most of the past year-plus, yet I’m having trouble sharing that I’m going on vacation tomorrow.

Yeah, that’s messed up.

20.02.2026 01:13 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Lovely complement to her Maldonado Bautista decision (which EOIR has scandalously ignored).

19.02.2026 22:35 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Actually, no.

19.02.2026 20:48 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

If the US DOJ were not currently run by loyalist hacks, it would have appointed a Special Counsel to investigate the contents of the Epstein files by now …

16.02.2026 23:37 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

The aim may be to poison him … but RFK’s plan is to give him … <intense music plays> … a Covid vaccine.

14.02.2026 04:23 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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In other news …

14.02.2026 04:17 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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When a picture is worth a million words …

11.02.2026 20:42 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

You really can’t make this stuff up … but bless you and The Onion for continuing to try.

11.02.2026 18:35 — 👍 2    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

Huh?

10.02.2026 21:56 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Okay, Loomer …

10.02.2026 21:54 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

The only reason Bad Bunny supposedly had more viewers than the TP USA halftime show is because of the metric system…

10.02.2026 01:26 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Is he volunteering to go scout it out for the rest of us? Because that’s a proposition behind which I could get…

10.02.2026 01:03 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

GONDELMAN 2028!

10.02.2026 00:59 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

At some point, the gas lights will go dark…

09.02.2026 21:35 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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If an unapologetic message of unity, love, & joy threatens your world view, maybe it’s time to reevaluate your world view.

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#BadBunny

09.02.2026 16:51 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

You practice. You prepare. You consider every possible detail and contingency. And you do it all under the pressure of knowing that billions of eyeballs will watch, judge, and criticize.

Last night during Super Bowl LX we saw a performance for the ages … and the Seahawks weren’t bad, either.

09.02.2026 13:06 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

There are a lot of people who are going to complain about being unfairly vilified by that halftime show and it's because they know in their hearts they're on Team Hate.

09.02.2026 01:47 — 👍 8379    🔁 1468    💬 75    📌 24
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Renee Good didn’t even get the courtesy of a threat …

09.02.2026 01:40 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 1

Blaming immigrants for all our problems lets politicians and the MAGA/MAGA-adjacent electorate off the hook for all of their own failings and shortcomings.

So easy and convenient … until one realizes that the purge is a scourge and things are actually getting worse.

08.02.2026 12:57 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

ICE detention is hell and Dilley is Dante’s 9th (incidentally called “Cocytus”, where traitors were encased in … ice)

07.02.2026 22:42 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

For the first time in my nearly 33 years practicing law, I’m struggling with maintaining court decorum.

Today’s ICE wouldn’t know civility if it slapped them in the facemask … why should we have to adhere to such quaintly outdated norms?

07.02.2026 19:37 — 👍 3    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

We immigration lawyers who are fighting illegal detention in federal court could use a pep talk (and maybe a coupla Xanax) …

07.02.2026 17:23 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

What … The Lyin’ King?

07.02.2026 17:22 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0