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Trying a social media detox this month so I shall see you all anon🫡
I realise it's April Fools Day but this would be a shit and underwhelming one 😂

A while ago a lovely German man appeared at our church. He came a few times to look around during our Saturday opening hours, before asking if the piano abandoned in the corner worked.

I told him it was horrendously out of tune, and the cathedral piano tuner had deemed it not worth sorting out.

Oh I Wept Free · Fire And Water · Song · 1970

Tune #2
open.spotify.com/track/6U4bZF...

Camera set up to catch Loch Ness Monster unearthed No sign of the famous monster was found on the camera that had been in Loch Ness for 55 years.

Haven't heard anything about Boaty McBoatface for a while. Doing good work though I see

BBC News - Camera set up to catch Loch Ness Monster unearthed
www.bbc.com/news/article...

DON'T JINX IT

Dirty Work Steely Dan · Can't Buy A Thrill · Song · 1972

Tune
open.spotify.com/track/3IvTwP...

Struggle cuddle

Thai crispy rice salad. I'm no food photographer but trust me this was fucking ACE

He's such an enigma 😂 But not the fun kind. Hopefully this isn't a new hobby of his!

Needs more timber for his *projects* maybe. Still, free tidy up of the wilderness I guess!

I'll be fuming if they don't tbh

Lunch in the sunshine with the one I love. Life is good 🥰

Ooh! No I haven't! I'm not sure how I feel about them, but there's only one way to find out 👀👀

Woman slams selfish paragliders who ‘made her think Hamas were invading Doncaster’

Possibly the greatest local news story Im going to see this year, and it’s only March

😂 pretty much

Can you remind me to read this in about a week please? I've not quite finished yet 😂

It's very stylish and lovely to look at, great performances but an ever so slightly silly plot

Just the essentials for a girls night in

👀 *whispers* Can't Buy Me Love

All the best films start with this;

I would like to be Cate Blanchett when I grow up or, at the very least, have her wardrobe from Black Bag

Will you get the leather trousers too?

Comic ARE YOU A NAUGHTY BOY? YES. *pulls off mask to reveal it’s Santa” I FUCKING THOUGHT SO. My gums are bleeding Bummer party comics

Collab with @mygumsarebleeding.bsky.social!

What a beauty. I'd like a chartreuse one like Saga Norén from The Bridge

I've not managed to find them until the other day - I went for chocolate of course 😋

Wouldn't have a clue about tonight specifically, I'm such a hermit these days 😂

You could try The Pitt for food (indoor/outdoor food trucks) Nice walk along the shore from Newhaven tram stop although maybe not in the dark! Stramash maybe, for free live music of varying quality. Usually pretty lively & solo friendly, or one of the many comedy clubs

I need this 😍

a woman in a suit says everything hurts and i 'm dying . ALT: a woman in a suit says everything hurts and i 'm dying .

About to absolutely annihilate an entire box of Moomin biscuits

Thank you for asking the important questions 🙏🏼