Please text Gutey to sign Aaron Jones! Perfect 3rd down back and a chance to cure our karma! (Is that a question or request, lol?)
04.03.2026 17:11 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Please text Gutey to sign Aaron Jones! Perfect 3rd down back and a chance to cure our karma! (Is that a question or request, lol?)
04.03.2026 17:11 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Their view is consistent. They believe God can use anyone for His purposes (they cite βmurderersβ Moses and David as examples.) That presupposes a truly repentant heart and good faith for Trump, which is dubious, of course!
04.03.2026 13:49 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Sorry, had you confused with Machine Pun Kellyβ¦
03.03.2026 21:14 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
1. He doesnβt care.
2. See #1.
Letβs all call Massie today and get him to switch parties. Then force Gonzalez to resign. Then get the gavel, issue some subpoenas, and impeach some motherfuckers
01.03.2026 17:00 β π 26034 π 6204 π¬ 1149 π 432Tbf, I probably did the first time I heard it circa 1979 when I was ten.
28.02.2026 17:36 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Forget the Presidential election. Trump wants to stop the mid-terms! He knows the Republicans will lose in a landslide.
28.02.2026 17:01 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0THIS.
28.02.2026 12:21 β π 27745 π 11358 π¬ 1004 π 603Why do you think they want AI in charge of it?
28.02.2026 16:58 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0well i mean, no open bar at the pentagon so what are ya gonna do
28.02.2026 15:19 β π 319 π 56 π¬ 8 π 0Artificial Idiot?
28.02.2026 00:44 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Well, I see Plan A is going quite well! We now have 5,000 newly laid off Bay Area white collar workers to replace the field workers we just deported. That should bring down the cost of tomatoes! (Better renew my lift truck certificationβ¦I may need it!)
27.02.2026 16:41 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
The President continues to threaten to jail me.
My job is to stand up for the people of Illinois and stand in the way of him harming them.
Welp! Better get that lift truck license renewed, I guess!
25.02.2026 22:30 β π 0 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0βCut ICEβs budget to restore federal health care fundingβ is an extremely popular message www.politico.com/f/?id=000001...
11.02.2026 13:48 β π 2712 π 826 π¬ 12 π 36Youβre assuming they didnβt vote for him just so they could blow up Muslims.
24.02.2026 17:04 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Whatβs funny about it? The profs could never get laid at that age so they relive their teen fantasies. Easy marks for all sorts of things for E.
24.02.2026 02:50 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Still here!
23.02.2026 15:25 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Iβm still here!
23.02.2026 15:24 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Iβm more traditional: cocaine and Modelo.
23.02.2026 03:07 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Youβre funny, Peter!
23.02.2026 03:05 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Guess itβs the price for a βSimple Kind of Life?β (Sorry, blame Spotify for that one, lol.)
23.02.2026 02:38 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Never enough for healthcare or education, always enough for bombs.
22.02.2026 16:37 β π 4923 π 1566 π¬ 167 π 59It all makes sense now. If all the βbottomsβ become βtransβ who will be left for the tech bros?
22.02.2026 05:18 β π 0 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0
This 53 year old man who lived in my neighborhood w/no criminal record & who had been in the US for 30 years, was detained and thrown into a cold cell for days, caught pneumonia and COVID there and deported.
He finally died.
I am so angry.
www.kptv.com/2026/02/21/n...
Associating with Jeffrey Epstein or attempting a coup will land you in prison in the UK or South Korea.
In America, doing both lands you in the White House.
Some can feel the heat from a hot stove and avoid it altogether.
Some need to touch it to be sure.
Some will keep their hand on the stove and get singed before admitting it was hot.
Some would rather burn to death than admit it.
Trump is down to the last group.