Golgafrinchan Ark Fleet Ship B[Sky]

Spongebob rainbow meme: "Araldite"

no amount of state propaganda will ever convince me this man is my enemy

There's something to the singularity and living forever stuff (look at the shit people are doing with CRISPR), but yeah: techbros and corporations running in the opposite direction chasing quick and dirty money.

wtaf? "None of these people is my friends" lmao

Corporate IS jail.

I dare you to change my mind.

Zohran Mamdani was the first mayoral candidate and Democratic official to stand up to the Trump administration over the arrest and disappearance of Mahmoud Khalil, which he saw as a violation of the First Amendment.

The crowd has gone silent at Cuomo's party.

roses are red
big laughs are hearty

Trump, the final boss of pointy-haired bosses

what do you mean, "eventually"?

Car screamed at her after she backed over a tricycle in the driveway?

The thing is, this has been going on for 15,000 years. Mammoths walked north america just 5,000 years ago. Birds used to darken the sky. Buffalo the ground. Shoals of fish so numerous you could pluck them out of the water. If we stop it, it will be for the first time in 15,000 years.

No, it's a kind of genius

that's right, all you ever see is the fore skin

join the discord

communists control the discord

how it started versus how its going

Toddlers are almost as much of a pain in the neck tho

This has been one of my holy grails. I knew Rob was working on something big, and thought it might be this, but I did not suspect he found the whole playable game. One of the first games in Norwegian and one of the first Tolkien games.

Also an article on a new Adventure variant!

then you wouldn't have any security or campus police

can we have a fifth panel now where he gets shot in the neck (in minecraft)?

That blue guy from the Watchmen comic book sitting bored on a rock on Mars, except someone's pasted a Minion over the top and coloured it blue. "I am tired of earth. These people. I am tired of being caught in the tangle of their lives."

Girls going “guess my zodiac sign!” “You’re so sensitive! I’d say Sagittarius.” And boys going “guess my warhammer army” “orks, because you’re fucking stupid.”

Found this in my meme folder.

also they should be thanking you for even considering their dogshit company

Their grandfathers were throwing grenades in marketplaces in the '40s

"Pound me like one of your flat whites"

When I was a kid people said I was "gifted" and then when I was a teenager they were like "why are you wasting your gift" and now I think they're just happy I wear pants

Pope Your Mum VII

You're gonna shit your pants when you find out about capitalism

You do not, under any circumstances, gotta retweet the Bad Ham

the only way we were getting action on climate change was with a minority ALP govt in coalition with the greens. As soon as that chance dies we are all fucked.