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XBOX LIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIVE (Parody Account ran by @cappykid.bsky.social. Not affiliated with Microsoft or the Xbox team) LEWD AND MINORS DNI plz

56 Followers  |  36 Following  |  30 Posts  |  Joined: 31.01.2025
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I’d like to apologize to anyone who saw the vent art on all of my RP accounts. My phone ran into a glitch where I couldn’t see the art and I thought it didn’t post. So I repeated it on most of my other accounts. They are all deleted now and the original is still here on my main.

Mistakes are made!

13.07.2025 19:24 — 👍 3    🔁 5    💬 0    📌 0

TW: Disturbing content

13.07.2025 18:07 — 👍 2    🔁 16    💬 1    📌 2

Yooo we gotta get the whole group chat up for this.

10.07.2025 20:35 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

WHAT TIME IS IT?!

10.07.2025 01:08 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Nah. it's merchandise!

22.02.2025 23:41 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 1

Please don’t…

18.02.2025 00:11 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 1

Now you see, we can’t have any witnesses.

07.02.2025 01:39 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Well fuck you too, PussyStation

06.02.2025 21:03 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 1

Holy fuck. Ubisoft is here

02.02.2025 05:34 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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//WE HIT 400 FOLLOWERS! BANNER CALL TIME!

Post an image or google drive link of your muse so I can add it to my banner! NO "DRIVE IN BIO" PLZ

01.02.2025 04:54 — 👍 5    🔁 8    💬 5    📌 1

We’re considering bringing back Minecraft: Legacy Console Edition for all of you nostalgia hunters out there.

31.01.2025 22:13 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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//out of all the accounts I run, my main account has the most followers. Kinda ironic. Idk how, but it feels ironic to me. This account (Sketch) has the second most

31.01.2025 22:09 — 👍 1    🔁 8    💬 0    📌 0

My writer has no idea what the fuck that is.

//Man shut up.

No u

31.01.2025 19:42 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Look. It was the best I could come up with.

31.01.2025 19:41 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 1

This is why your shit is too expensive.

31.01.2025 18:59 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 1

What the fuck

31.01.2025 18:57 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 1

I appreciate complaints and all, but this feels like harassment.

31.01.2025 18:39 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Man why are y’all so mean to me?

31.01.2025 18:05 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 2

It was for the best

31.01.2025 17:00 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 2
14.01.2025 23:05 — 👍 27    🔁 28    💬 1    📌 0

OH IT WILL. JUST YOU WAIT.

31.01.2025 05:28 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Now hold on, buddy. Friendly fire will not be tolerated

31.01.2025 05:25 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 1

//MY ACCOUNTS AUTOMATICALLY SWITCHED WTF

31.01.2025 05:24 — 👍 0    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

HEY LOOK. WE TRIED.

31.01.2025 05:19 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 1

nuh uh

31.01.2025 05:19 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 1

But money go cha-ching

31.01.2025 05:17 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 1
Sketch as a rare grey calico cat

Sketch as a rare grey calico cat

“Something feels off. But I can’t put my paw on it…”

(SURPRISE CAT EVENT STARTS NOW!)

25.01.2025 18:09 — 👍 35    🔁 35    💬 1    📌 0