🍤🍤CRUSTACEAN SENSATION🍤🍤

i took a louisville slugger to both headlights
slashed a hole in all four tires
maybe next time, he’ll think before he
parks in a legal and public parking spot outside a neighbor’s house

But yeah, with them being canonically physically and mentally superior to space marines roughly the same exponential rate space marines are superior to average humans; they're definitely above space marines in the hierarchy (they're the Emperor's personal guard for a reason)

I've heard conflicting stuff about whether they're even being considered canon now, but I don't have the money to invest in books so I won't really be able to clear that one up. :(

Go Rachel gooooo! ENFORCE A PEACEFUL 2026!!!

How so? I haven't really been hooked on the lore, so I know a bit here and there, but not really invested in it to make an educated guess.

CORRECT. And this is why we must ignore deficits entirely now, rather than just on the national or intercontinental business level. Debt is just a state of being, not a limiter!!!

Yeah, it's jacked up that I bought an iphone, downloaded an album from the band Down that I bought years ago, and now I can't play it without internet for some reason. I don't get it.

We need a social media platform that gaslights us into imagining ourselves overseeing the march of the penguins instead. 😔

Hooray, I can access bluesky again.

What a time to check in on bluesky. Hi roon.

Lmao, this is right up in the same things I'm hearing about gen z guys really being bold with older women. Somebody had a tik tok about that and there was a twitter thread from a 40 year old woman who feels like it's a prank when they try to chat you up like that.

You and Young Crustacean both. The internet was a mistake. :(

Wait. I haven't messed with AI because I fear not being able to notice nonsense thrown in when asking questions. Just how good is it at explaining math? Could you show me an example?

No. 😔

As one does. Thank you for training a generation of AMERICAN SUPERIORITY.

Ripping off China and creating "Mantis style" martial arts would be the best cult activity you could do.

It is quite amazing how bad government is just everywhere. It's genuinely insane.

Lmao, are you in a nefarious era?

Oh god, he's been listening to Vince Russo's wrestling podcast. 😭

> open bluesky

> immediately greeted with Taylor's mouth agape.

Looks delicious.

I am confused. 😔

We love the kitter. Stay blessed, Merritt.

Goddamn, Merritt. Congrats.

Furious at the memory of heroin desteoying my favlrite band, Mad Season. 😡

Oh, I remember that mission. It was quite frustrating. Think I had to do it like 15 or 20 times to get it.

@bayesianboy.bsky.social Hi Mel, hope you've been well!

I feel like this is just suicide by cop at this point.

I came around on him being more of a mad scientist than just a run of the mill psycho. I kinda like what he's doing, but he's just a bit loony in the way he had started going about it.

Love to see stores like this. There's a store in the local mall that sells model airplanes and cars, and cups of tea.