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Satan

@s8tan13.bsky.social

Please allow me to introduce myself you can call me Satan, the Adversary, Samael, Iblis, Diablo, Lucifer, or Steve. I’m the all seeing, all knowing Master of Time, Space and Dimension. πŸ”₯😈πŸ”₯ I do not shitpost. I shiteposte because I’m classy like that.

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Post image 25.11.2025 23:06 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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πŸ˜‚

12.11.2025 21:13 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Is everything still going smoothly? Is everything still working properly? Great, good talk.

12.11.2025 19:09 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
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Where do you think I’ve been the last couple of weeks.

02.11.2025 01:38 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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They swayed with a graceful swimming motion, as if water were their element.

24.09.2025 02:24 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I don’t remember if i dreamed one dream within another, or if they followed one another in the course of the same night, or if they alternated night by night.

27.09.2025 15:32 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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four skeletons are dancing in a cemetery with the words it 's spooky season ALT: four skeletons are dancing in a cemetery with the words it 's spooky season

I know I’m a couple of days late, but Hell has been hell the last couple of days. But anyway. Happy Spooky πŸ‘» Season to all who celebrate

05.10.2025 05:30 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I did ask for extra ice in my drink

03.10.2025 05:08 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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A photos of a question from Jeopardy reads "Ursula K. Le Guin's 'Lavinia' retells the story of this work by Virgil, but from the wife's point of view."

A photos of a question from Jeopardy reads "Ursula K. Le Guin's 'Lavinia' retells the story of this work by Virgil, but from the wife's point of view."

Hey, we know this one.

01.10.2025 18:17 β€” πŸ‘ 296    πŸ” 23    πŸ’¬ 7    πŸ“Œ 1
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Please enjoy responsibly

02.10.2025 03:03 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
https://humoroushistory.com

https://humoroushistory.com

02.10.2025 03:02 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Eternal Life for the one who brings him.

02.10.2025 03:02 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
https://humoroushistory.com

https://humoroushistory.com

02.10.2025 03:00 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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He knows better than to come down here because he’s ass will never leave if he does.

01.10.2025 20:18 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

That’s an excellent point

30.09.2025 15:12 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Me too

30.09.2025 02:21 β€” πŸ‘ 12    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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I hate when this happens

30.09.2025 02:02 β€” πŸ‘ 25    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Fine, go ahead. Nobody listens to me anyway

30.09.2025 02:02 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Because it’s Hell

28.09.2025 00:31 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I think it’s very obvious I’m getting left behind

25.09.2025 19:35 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Did you sleep through the Second Coming again?

24.09.2025 03:19 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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