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Please allow me to introduce myself you can call me Satan, the Adversary, Samael, Iblis, Diablo, Lucifer, or Steve. Iβm the all seeing, all knowing Master of Time, Space and Dimension. π₯ππ₯ I do not shitpost. I shiteposte because Iβm classy like that.
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12.11.2025 21:13 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Is everything still going smoothly? Is everything still working properly? Great, good talk.
12.11.2025 19:09 β π 4 π 1 π¬ 2 π 0Where do you think Iβve been the last couple of weeks.
02.11.2025 01:38 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0They swayed with a graceful swimming motion, as if water were their element.
24.09.2025 02:24 β π 2 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0I donβt remember if i dreamed one dream within another, or if they followed one another in the course of the same night, or if they alternated night by night.
27.09.2025 15:32 β π 1 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0I know Iβm a couple of days late, but Hell has been hell the last couple of days. But anyway. Happy Spooky π» Season to all who celebrate
05.10.2025 05:30 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I did ask for extra ice in my drink
03.10.2025 05:08 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0A photos of a question from Jeopardy reads "Ursula K. Le Guin's 'Lavinia' retells the story of this work by Virgil, but from the wife's point of view."
Hey, we know this one.
01.10.2025 18:17 β π 296 π 23 π¬ 7 π 1Please enjoy responsibly
02.10.2025 03:03 β π 6 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0https://humoroushistory.com
02.10.2025 03:02 β π 6 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0Eternal Life for the one who brings him.
02.10.2025 03:02 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0https://humoroushistory.com
02.10.2025 03:00 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0He knows better than to come down here because heβs ass will never leave if he does.
01.10.2025 20:18 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Thatβs an excellent point
30.09.2025 15:12 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Me too
30.09.2025 02:21 β π 12 π 3 π¬ 0 π 0I hate when this happens
30.09.2025 02:02 β π 25 π 2 π¬ 1 π 0Fine, go ahead. Nobody listens to me anyway
30.09.2025 02:02 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Because itβs Hell
28.09.2025 00:31 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0I think itβs very obvious Iβm getting left behind
25.09.2025 19:35 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 2 π 0Did you sleep through the Second Coming again?
24.09.2025 03:19 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0