AFKvery

my cats are adorable little beans

(Salem and Sweetie were holding paws in their sleep 🥹)

She’s such a menace I swear

a boy talking to an owl with the words " how much caffeine you have today " below it ALT: a boy talking to an owl with the words " how much caffeine you have today " below it

I bought and drank two monsters before I realized my partner in another country can’t even use the codes I bought the monsters for so now I’m just buzzing for nothing. Send help this crash is gonna be ROUGH

New tattoo hypE 💜

I relate to Snorlax bc 75% of the time if I’m AFK, I’m probably napping

The people who yell at me most about me IDing them also regularly wear m@g@ stuff which is interesting when you think these are the same people that insist on stronger regulations to prevent illegal immigration. You have a problem showing me your proof of residency? 🤔🫢

Them: hey you’re being kinda quiet
Me: *if I literally breathe too loudly right now I am going to start crying please don’t talk to me at all*

LMAOOOO like who looks at another person and is like “oh you don’t look like you have this disorder” MY BAD DUDE??? WHAT AM I SUPPOSE TO LOOK LIKE SINCE YOURE THE EXPERT HERE

“You don’t look like you have anxiety?”
Sorry lemme just have a full breakdown right here in front of you.

Hey Siri how do I revoke my adult card? I wanna go home and colour and watch cartoons

New avi model 💜

Why do I have new ideas for models when I’m at work and have no way to work on them 😵‍💫

Holy shit LOL how does one even DEAL with that oh my god

Omg i love psyduck behehe

Post your favourite Pokémon 💛

Average work interaction:
Customer: I want (brand of cigarettes/alcohol)
Me: okay can I see your ID?
C: Really? I’m obviously old enough. I’m (around 50’s typically)
Me: I also am obviously old enough to smoke or drink. I’m almost 30. I get ID’d everywhere. Now may I see your ID?

𝙏𝙃𝙀 𝙍𝙊𝙂𝙐𝙀𝙎 𝘏𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘰𝘸𝘦𝘦𝘯 𝘌𝘷𝘦𝘯𝘵!
𝘖𝘤𝘵 31𝘴𝘵 10𝘱 𝘌𝘚𝘛
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DJs:
sleeping awake (jazz house)
neoabsolution (house/electro)
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ᴊᴏɪɴ ᴜꜱ ɪɴ ᴠʀᴄʜᴀᴛ ᴛᴏᴍᴏʀʀᴏᴡ ɴɪɢʜᴛ!
18+ Event - 𝚁𝙾𝙶𝚄𝙴𝚂.𝟽𝟹𝟾𝟻

Omg I didn’t realize you used yakuza kiwami too 😂

A- Animal Crossing: New Horizons
F- Fallout 4
K- Killing Floor 2
V- (Assassin’s Creed) Valhalla
E- Elder Scrolls: Skyrim
R- Resident Evil 4
Y- Yakuza Kiwami

In-world pics too 💜🖤

New outfits for my avi 💜

I’ve done so much work to this model I seriously love her. I’m calling her Izara I think :3

But alsooooo nyehehehehehe

THE MOUSEPAD IM DECEASED

Yeah ur taller than me but my hands fit comfortably inside of a Pringle’s can so which of us is the real winner here?

What’s your favourite scary movie?

Spicy bean juice make brain go fast

Sometimes a shift in creation can be really good for the mind. Hopefully live streams get better for you Fretty 💜

I can be your vampire

-photo credit: @aeronwenvrc.bsky.social 💙

I’m in my late 20’s and have bought my own bed for the first time in my life. Ive only ever gotten like hand me downs and shared beds with people. This is the first time I’ve had a mattress that I can say I bought with my own money. I’m so excited for this. Is this adulting?