Sancho

With World War III gearing up and government on Citizen shenanigans going on in many parts of my country. I decided I needed to de-stress and disconnect for a bit.

I bring to you, the fattest, pork #gyoza in town. And by town, I mean California.

Now back to the shit show.

I’ll just leave this here.

The fact that we have to plan and apply for camps so far in advance drives me bananas. I’m like, “It’s still snowing in the mountains…can we just chill a little longer?”

“Mr President, the bombings have begun in Tehran and also customers are complaining we have run out of shrimp at the pool buffet.”

Hillary Clinton never even met Jeffrey Epstein, but was forced to testify about him. #CoverUp

Trump orders federal agencies to stop using Anthropic technology in dispute over AI safety President Donald Trump says he's ordering all federal agencies to phase out use of Anthropic technology after the company’s unusually public dispute with the Pentagon over artificial intelligence...

Hioepfully Dario can share more details on what exactly dipshit Hegseth and Trump adminstration offiicials were asking Anthropic to do? What were all the connected programs?

Trump orders federal agencies to stop using Anthropic technology in dispute over AI safety www.sfgate.com/news/politic...

I actually looked at his Instagram page and it seems pretty wholesome.

Ladies and gentlemen of the Internets, I bring to you, without a doubt, the absolute, straightest man in the world.

Not sure why I chose cereal to cry in here but, there it is.

@bendobrown.bsky.social’s videos/explanations of OSINT tools/techniques have saved my sanity more times than I can count. Thanks to folks like him and folks like @craigsilverman.bsky.social and @mantzarlis.com I can spend more time investigating and less time crying in my cereal from frustration.

#SOTU Nothing like re-traumatizing the mother of a murder victim by going into detail on how her daughter suffered on national television once again. Crap. I should have just gone to bed.

Richmond County’s own Nicole Malliotakis giving off the same energy as one of the white people protesting southern school integration in photos from the 50s

an image of Trump's discolored hand during his State of the Union speech

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Great, now this dip shit is also going to be investigating “fraud” in California and somehow this is going to make our budget balanced 🤷🏾‍♂️ Maybe California should stop being a donor state and see how the feds deal with losing the biggest income the federal government has.

All of the Democrats should’ve been holding signs exactly like that one.

My word for tonight was “Biggest”. I’m hammered already.

He won’t make it past “Nem…”

#SOTU fuck it. I was gonna live tweet, but my Jesus Christ this is too painful to watch. #ArcRaiders here I come.

#SOTU This moron always looks like he’s taking a shit, like really working on one and just trying his damnedest to get it out of his body.

#SOTU I honestly can’t tell if there’s a filter on CNN but his hair looks almost blurry.

#SOTU I mean great, the American men’s hockey team won gold and made an appearance at the State of the Union but Jesus fucking Christ. Do we need an eight minute standing ovation. Fucking awkward.

@npr.org Doing what it does best. A+ reporting.

This is a photograph of a book on a coffee table written by Gavin Newsom. The title is young man in a hurry in memoir of discovery.

I’ve never donated to the man, but for some reason, I still received an advance copy of his book 🤷🏾‍♂️

I fucking love this guy!

Matty McTech on Instagram: "What did you find on here? Someone created a Gmail clone using all of the Epstein emails and documents that were released. Browse as if you were logged into his gmail. #e... 892K likes, 3,074 comments - setupspawn on February 5, 2026: "What did you find on here? Someone created a Gmail clone using all of the Epstein emails and documents that were released. Browse as if y...

A Gmail clone, but for reviewing Jeffrey Epstein emails?! Yes, please!

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No, it’s not great if you’re making it for a bunch of people, but if it’s you and a loved one or a couple of kids, it tastes fucking great.

I Tried Chef José Andrés' Clever 1-Minute Egg Recipe, and Then Made It for Breakfast and Lunch in the Same Day Your morning routine just got a little easier.

Here is the recipe: www.thekitchn.com/jose-andres-...

Microwaved omelette

In a world that is slowly turning to shit. I try to find joy where I can. I recently discovered this microwave omelet recipe from @chefjoseandres.bsky.social that he calls “the best omelet recipe in the history of mankind”.

I made it.

Look.

At.

This.

Fucking.

Omelet.

He looks like a vampiric gerbil.

I see no issues with this. He wants them named after him, and we want billions of dollars back. I hope everyone will enjoy “Dipshit Station” and “Sharp as a fucking marble” airport. 😑