I’ve been here before

I am amused by the teen youth who thought my Breeders mystery tee was a Raiders shirt by saying “Did you enjoy your swim, ma’am? I’m glad you’re reppin’ the merch!”

Hi, It’s Me, Wikipedia, and I Am Ready for Your Apology “Wikipedia, the constantly changing knowledge base created by a global free-for-all of anonymous users, now stands as the leading force for the dum...

Once again, @mcsweeneys.net does not miss.

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"In 2004, you saw some college guy using me and thought, 'What a lazy cheater.'

Now you’d think, 'At least he’s not asking Gemini.'

In a few years, you’ll say, 'Wow, look, a human being who can read.'"

the socializing influence of ‘80s hardcore punk makes it impossible for me to Hand it to Reagan, even for the purpose of owning the even-worse Donald Trump

The one time words aren't bouncing around the damn screen.. (Part 1/2). According to the text, this family needs some answers quick.

"Mayhem as ICE arrests woman’s father, vehicle attempts to block them, in Salem Oregon."

Source:
old.reddit.com/r/PublicFrea...

You could get rid of a lot of evidence doing something like this.

we -barely- missed having an actual candidate for senate use the 'socialism is right in the name' excuse for having nazi tattoos

Watership Down, but with bears

pleased to announce that there seems to be a passive-aggressive conflict roiling the august pages of Cooks Illustrated, Fall Harvest recipes edition. allow me to explain:

Sitting with my mom right now, who has this. It’s the worst.

As amended currently, those requirements apply to people who are born after the new legislation takes effect, or in other words it will not become relevant for at least another 18 years.

Where I’m from: Goethe
Where I live: Willamette

Yes, because the elderly (who survived measles pre-vaccine) are famously cancer-free.

U-Haul vans jumps out at me. Is it worth contacting U-Haul and letting them know we see their brand being associated with this?

what a rude way to talk about my gimli/boromir fanfic

Ta-Nehisi Coates is a serious person and he shows how Elite pundits like Ezra Klein are not serious people.

Ezra's job is to make short-sighted & selfish Elite feel comfortable, Coates is job is to drop truth bombs on Ezra (and US).

YouTube video by The Fall - Topic Disney's Dream Debased (Live, The Exit Club, Chicago, 4 April 1985)

The Fall, 'Disney's Dream Debased' (Chicago, 4 April 1985)

And Dopey and Mickey, Brer and Pluto
Secretly prayed
And there was no doubt at all
No two ways about it
Was the day Disney's dream debased

#FallFriday

A realtor’s signboard on a busy street corner. The text reads OPEN HOUSE Open Door. Walk In. Never Leave. Ominous music plays in my mind as I shudder. I do not like jump scares or things with claws reaching out from under the bed to grasp my ankles in their vice-like grip. I prefer an art-house flic, or perhaps a nice rom-com.

I’m too scared to watch this movie.

🧵

My elderly parents who can barely use their smartphone are running out of things to do in the evening.

Did Shiff just start repeating “I know you are but what am I” over and over until Patel ran away crying? Because that would have been something to see.

Maga is fundamentally a populist white racism. The slogan "Make America Great Again" is more accurately described as "Make White America Greater." The fact that the tariff policy insisted on a 50% tariff only on steel and aluminum stems from the concentration of these groups in the Rust Belt.

The massive crackdown on illegal immigrants at the Hyundai-LG Energy Solutions joint venture plant in Georgia must be understood in this context. The scenes of our workers being chained and escorted away were reminiscent of the dragging of African slaves in the 18th and 19th centuries. The Department of Homeland Security boasted of "the largest single-site raid in history," and Immigration and Customs Enforcement even brazenly released footage of the raid, which was highly violating human rights, as if to boast of their "achievement."

Far-right whites may have secretly rejoiced. Even politicians like the Georgia governor and local lawmakers, who had been active in attracting factories, have shifted their stance and sympathized with their grievances. This is likely because it's difficult to ignore the anti-immigrant sentiment of native Americans. Like the McCarthyism that swept through American society in the 1950s, irrational madness dominates American society. The recent visa issue, which could have been resolved diplomatically with advance notice from an ally, is difficult to explain beyond political maneuvering. The fact that they mobilized helicopters and armored vehicles for show, as if they had been caught, is difficult to explain.

idk if you've seen this south korean editorial that ran a few days ago. google translate version scorched my eyebrows www.hani.co.kr/arti/opinion...

Violence across the city is down, but violence from police is up. They're emboldened by the rise of fascism and the lack of accountability.

Please. You know JB is a Pequod’s guy.

My mom was also diagnosed with it in 2021. She’ll be 83 this fall. It is truly horrible watching her fade away.

This is the first news story I remember from childhood.

Would this be “seize the means of destruction?”

Better:

Probably taste all right with ketchup.

Consider who is hurt by demonizing these terms and you’ll know who we’re supposed to hate. How about let’s fight for them instead.

My beans came today too! I will add them to my stash of beans I haven’t managed to eat yet!