Tom BPM @ Pax East 🔜

Happy Birthday to all of ya!

I never want to leave anybody hanging but I've also had my shit doxxed before so, I am a bit cautious

Sometimes phones lose contact info or it didn't save properly, if it's been any longer than a few months just a "hey it's Tom, how have you been?"

I am begging people, if you text someone like this *please start off saying who you are* or I'm just gonna assume you're spam and ignore you

HULK SMASH EVERYTHING is an EXTREMELY fun book. So far we've dropped the asteroid that killed the dinosaurs on top of him, then threw him into Sagittarius A* (the supermassive black hole at the centre of our galaxy) - where he smashed out at the end of time to fight Galactus. NO REGRETS

She immediately went back to sleep

👀

It's so good

I look the exact same way when I'm woken up

I always love when it's "multiple vtubers and one guy" stuff cause you get stuff like:
@chefryuga.bsky.social: "Hi I'm Ryuga your cosmic dragon vtuber"
@belleroseblooms.bsky.social: "Hi I'm Belle your mischievous plant vtuber"
Me: "And I'm Italian!"

knocked the sonic rings outta him

California license plate with text "FF XIV".

Customer: FINAL FANTASY 14
DMV: XIV 14

Verdict: DENIED

I also never realized it until someone in the thread pointed it out but when Bam gets hit in the slow mo the burrito he's carrying gets dunked PERFECTLY into the trash and I think my favorite scene just got even better

there was an interview with johnny knoxville where he says the best bits of jackass are where they try to do looney tunes stuff in real life and you know what 100% couldn't agree more. I think that's why I don't like jackass 2 as much, it's more mean painful dumb stuff, not stupid funny good stuff

the 'high five' right before it hits him is up there with 'rosebud' for cinematic delivery

there is not a day that will ever go by where seeing bam getting hit by the flour'd hand will not cause me to giggle like homer simpson chasing a dog

Accept no substitutes:

personally I just wanna see people bust out *idiosyncratic (derogatory)* more often

they can have every pillow

I think what they meant to say was "I'm freshly at enrage" when I messaged them

I...

had em in three places, exact same issues. They're delicious but the insane amount of sugar is just overkill for me and they become more hassle than its worth to eat

Like look at this. Beautiful just-tart-enough black raspberry jam and a fucking 80's nightclub bathroom counter on top. They could host the next winter Olympics on that, it's so much overkill

much like brock jelly donuts have always been my favorite but I just rarely if ever order them because I'd like to take more than one bite without covering every single square inch of my car or home with sugar

I would kill for just one coffee and donut shop to make a jelly donut that did not contain a "end of scarface"'s amount of sugar, powdered or granulated, on top of it

A screenshot of a youtube video titled "Mike Stoklasa Visibly Unamused By Max Landis Existing.mp4". the thumbnail has Mike Stoklasa, a white guy, looking completely done with everything.

"men will never have to experience this!"

if you’re playing pokopia and sleeping on the mouse controls, maybe give them a try, they’re super handy. lets you break and place blocks with way more precision and, maybe more importantly, from wayyyyyyy further away

marill floating in a calm lake to lower your cortisol levels

Meiko Kaji event in NYC you say 👀