Haunted Toxic Phenomenon

Wait, I want a radish

I rode my bike by some kids and I was wearing *an outfit* and they started singing circus music (fair) and so I just looked straight at them and said “6-7” and they screamed. I hope an old person saying it ruined it for them. Happy spooky season.

Knowing that I only have 8 months left in the US is the only thing keeping me sane at the moment.

From the front lines of the Portland War Zone.

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@mark-carney.bsky.social #Canadaplusbluestates Canada will always go ELBOWS UP for freedom! We believe in Canada! 🍁❤️🤍

Or Canada…

I’m squidward

I can put you in touch with my former counselor! You know she loves you lol.

Canada celebrates The Rapture in October

a big hamburger

I am not built for the East Coast. Why is everything so loud? Why is everything so aggressive? Why are there beavers in the road? Where are the Birkenstock and beanie girls. Y'all need weed and a matcha. Take me back to the PNW, steel bird.

Spending a week in NYC training for work. Seeking suggestions for things to do/eat/see (between the hours of 6pm and 10pm lol).

At least it's not the whole place this time 🤗

In light of today’s SCOTUS decision, every person of color with an accent in the US should probably carry proof of citizenship with them at all times - while working and everywhere they go. If you don’t want to be in a detention facility awaiting a friend or relative to bring it.

I have officially gotten my paperwork proving I'm a Canadian citizen! I'm going to celebrate by eating pancakes with maple syrup and watching letterkenny. 🇨🇦🍁

New name for the song.

The girl doing my hair just said "what's the great recession? Like, I've heard of 2008 or something but don't know what that means. I was born in 2005". So I got to give ol girl a history lesson and I've never felt more ancient.

Sin and Debauchery is my favorite overpriced bar.

MOON OF BLOOD 👹🩸🌕

90% of Seattle Men have their ears burning right now.

Cascadia lives

Ugh I've hated this. I used to love watching these and the space videos to help me sleep. They would regulate my nervous system and sometimes I'd retain some info. But it's all AI slop now and they've robbed me of my peace.

An empty booth with a sign that says “vendor removed for selling AI art #ArtBYHumans”

I love the smell of consequences in the morning. Thank you, @dragoncon.org

This happened to me with Alaska when TSA tried to tell me my ID wasn't me and that I didn't have pre check. The Alaska agent came over to explain what makeup is and where to find the pre check symbol on my boarding pass lol

When you finally move

I assume this means you no longer need to pay property taxes. Take the win

I'm real!

Date days with my favorite person, visiting our future home.
@that1dogguy.bsky.social

It's actually insane how much more physically comfortable my body feels in Vancouver vs Seattle. Like I could finally unclench my jaw and drop my shoulders.