Michael M 👽

Totally, and people are saying you can do this on YouTube, but it's not the same, you're stuck on specific playlists, and the joy of multiple channels was switching between the curation.

Now 80s is playing 1993 hits. Where do I find music videos now?!?!

No, but I need to!

The moment you win a calculator on Fun House

When you pump an auld guy

I haven't! I don't know anything about it, I'll check it out.

This is actually great tbf!

I have one pathetic hobby that I love - I have a whisky on a Saturday night and flick through all the free music channels and watch some great old and new stuff. But they're pretty much all gone now! Where do you watch curated music videos now?!

There should be a criminal investigation launched into anyone who drops an arse toot on a crowded train. It's like an Agatha Christie trying to determine the culprit. I want nasal swabs and fart dna examined.

In this essay I will do no such thing!

Me doing a presentation at work but I'm constantly remembering death.

Legend

Haha yeah! I'm like, don't you say my son is from temu!

Haha it happens! To be fair, it's a lawsuit best avoided.

Remember that time I designed a load of daft parody tshirts that hundreds of people stole and still sell on redbubble, the site who banned me from doing that??

After that, MySoti gave me a terrible percentage on sales then blocked me and shut down the ENTIRE WEBSITE.

I simply love to have ideas!

I didn't! It sounds right up my street!

One of the most frustrating things about some of these point and click adventures is visiting a new location and not being able to LOOK AT EVERYTHING.

Yes, I want to progress the story but I also want to examine EVERY. DAMN. PIXEL.

Heading back behind enemy lines! Really looking forward to this, please come if you can!

Yeah, I made it, but it belongs to temu now apparently.

Just how wuthering are these heights?

Imagine trying to do those sick licks with sleeves, impossible.

THIS is a smart attack!

I am inordinately interested in the evolution of the art attack jumper from sweater to rollneck to rugby polo.

And I say vintage, these are just bags from like 2013. I know people say they have socks older than that but I literally have socks older than that.

I've been digging through old stuff to sell and one thing I've noticed is that i can sell a vintage carrier bag quicker and for more money than a book. I don't know what's wrong with people now, but I'm glad I'm on my way out.

We have come so far as a society that people in stock photos are starting to look fashionable again.

In my other job, to combat people using AI slop, I've just become the most harsh and vocal content dictator. If you use an emdash in my presence, you get your wages docked. Because now anyone can 'make' any old shit, we need to become militant with taste, that's the only weapon we have left.

Had to phone ebay customer services and they said 'I see you've been a customer for 24 years, thank you for your loyalty.'

Me:

Remember the 90s itv Gladiators show? How you never really saw Cobra or Lightning again after the first series? Apparently Cobra was a cannibal, and actually devoured Lightning! It was wild, but nobody covered the story because apparently Lightning was awful to the crew so they were gladiator.

/dad