Michael M 👽

I forgot to post this for Halloween, so here it is now, a story about my spooky time in Aberdeen.

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Haha I'd still be for it.

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Haha that's exactly it! Objectify me into the next dimension

I know this is so different when it comes to men/women, but there's a shop I go into and the staff routinely refer to me, and the other customers, as 'honey' and 'love' and I'm like... Yeah, this is conflicting, but call me the names.

Me playing my first live show since may.

Just looking for a daft calendar for 2026 and then finding an image you made in 2017 in there. The patter theft twitter days still cast a shadow!

I actually made 25% of the worst memes you've ever forgotten.

The killer from Halloween is called Halloween.

Sending out review links today, let me know if you want to write about 'an album of all time'!

Haha I don't mind haggling on these things, that's what it's designed for and I purposely list items higher than I'd sell for. But this was absolutely being set up to not meet the criteria based on some arbitrary complaint and that's far more trouble than 99p is worth.

No harm to this person, they're just trying to get a bargain but it's THE ITEM that's sending me.

Oh yeah?? Well try turning the laptop on, genius!!!

You spin me right round baby right round like the buffer wheel right round round round

Here's me getting that potential maximizated

There genuinely isn't a scoooottteeerrr one, surprisingly! Which I think shows the overall diversity of their yelps.

Same!

Move your ass!

That's the one below it. Of the ass.

Sometimes I forget I own the best piece of music merch that ever existed.

Your poor neighbours! Hardcoooooooreeee

Haha I got it from the scooter online shop a few years ago, I think they're still available!

Sometimes I forget I own the best piece of music merch that ever existed.

Wait what?

They're creepy and they're kooky
Mysterious and spooky
Copyrighted narrative
Adult hairy relative

Didn't even realise the clocks went back. Time no longer applies to me, a man who only watches TV on catch up.

Had such a good laugh on the Halloween edition of my 'Unknown Treasures' livestream, on which I play a surprise vinyl record I've never heard.

Thanks to everyone for joining, I can only apologise for accidentally playing a BBC sound effects record from 1982.

Next stream is 📆 6 NOV 🕗 8-9 PM UK

If they're outside they just melt into ooze

It looks like tutankhamun's gnarly wee foot.

Haha this one is for reviews! I'll get you one soon though.