John Wyatt

I was similarly tempted but managed to resist.

Magician horrifies crowd with this one weird trick

Irony: People saying the BBC is biased towards the left when a big part of why they’ve all been radicalised to vote Tory and Reform is BECAUSE of (yes you guessed it) the BBC’s right wing bias.

Couldn’t make it up.

Thicker than a submarine door.

Whoever wrote this, you are a visionary.

I saw a documentary about this, you can get John Travolta’s or Nicolas Cage’s as a replacement apparently.

“reader interest in stories they’re never told is low”

See that’s the difference between influencing and journalism
Following the trend/bringing the story to attention

Where in Denbighshire were push-buttons invented?
Prestatyn.

Pip poindexters, surely.

Is this about Reform UK or are there another bunch of mauve horrors?

Has Kemi Badenoch actually read Terry Pratchett? She claims he’s her favourite author, but his books have a few lessons for her

Good points here

www.newstatesman.com/politics/uk-...

Guess where this is from

@chess.com can you see what’s wrong with this picture?

@chess.com Why does this sort of thing keep happening?

Headline reads: Deranged

A British newspaper (The Mirror) reacts to Trump’s speech.

This got a lot less confusing once I realised it was two separate products.

Why does it take a BRITISH newspaper to break a story like this? Where the hell is the American media? 🤨

Just had the craziest idea. Try this on for size: any country which wishes to reduce the quantity of compulsory daily mass-shootings could make private ownership of firearms illegal. The UK did it after that Michael Ryan dude. I bet it would work elsewhere, too.

Ideal for people who want to look like a cyborg Third Ronnie.

In case anyone’s wondering how Mr #Trump is regarded in Britain.

Damn the Onion goes DARK sometimes

Something like this?

“How do you want to look on this album cover?”
“Like a werewolf that’s trod in shit.”
“Got it.”

Is this a sexual metaphor?

It’s clear that the main goal of the Maxwell interview was to get her to say that she didn’t see Trump do anything wrong.

Which can only mean that there is something in the files that suggests that he did. Why else would she need to say that?

The interview is more incriminating, not less.

I’ve never read such pure poetry

McWalk

Keir Starmer: you are actually the leader of the Labour Party, so stop letting your every utterance and decision to be influenced by what Reform voters think. I don't give a fuck what Reform voters think. Deliver Labour policies, you fanny.