Brandon Scott

Hey you, GRFP Honorable Mentionee... wanna be a new FP? Come join us as an #EGFP, we have a shiny new stipend and black hills you'll love to enjoy. Oh and I suppose there's some cool science you could do as well. etap.nsf.gov/award/8241/o...

When you want to just add citations without any hassle turn to @zotero.org

Time to light the science sage to clear the air for the #CAREER that just went in. Also, reminder kids the margins are 1” not 0.5” that led to quite a frantic reshuffling hours before the deadline

I guess you can only tell apple so many times to wait to install their very pressing software updates. I wasn’t trying to finish my #CAREER proposal or anything. Thanks for the forced break ya hunk of junk.

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Fun fact. I’ve been chasing a ghost on the scope forevvvure, forevvure. Well today I found it. My piezo was going to sleep during acquisition: well now it’s caffeinated. Stay tuned #fluorescentFriday is gearing up to be an absolute gem.

Seems like part of the NSF is still functioning! We got an #NOA today and it begins tomorrow!

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Sometimes you have a square peg and you don’t want to buy a 10k round one because you like the square one

Don't miss out on this! tinyurl.com/BINA-Lattice...

Starting now

🚀 HEY YOU! Are your data TOO FLAT? Then you need UNWRAP THREE-DEEEEE!

Now with all-new flavors like QUANTIBERRY, SIGNALICIOUS, and MORPHOMANGO!

⚡️ Join Felix Zhou and dive headfirst into computational frameworks for cell signaling and morphology!

#BioImaging #Microscopy #CellBiology #PowerThirst

The only response is livin the dream. You can add in a nice dead behind the eyes midwestern smile for good measure

Can we haz monies plz

The change to 25 mm coverslips from 5mm is just too much to handle. Love that they are so big, but hate that they are so big. Now, we can have the best of both worlds with these autoclavable PC cell plating inserts tm, patent pending (lulz). We can add 50k cells rather than 1 million per well 🤩

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Be me, get an mri and when they ask for what XM station you respond with Faction Punk, or anything else but country… and they hear… oh sure I’ll absolutely put country on for you, please and thank you. #myEarsAreBleeding

Getting our PDMS out of the mold used to be such a hassle. Not anymore! Just pull the walls out and it’s free. Bonus: we printed a cap to line up the biopsy punch which makes hole prep an absolute breeze.

Neighborhood deal of the day has sprung a new hobby. I mean look at those smash burgers… this is gonna be delish for a long time. #gitinmahbellah

They are rendering tiny insects you can see from 20,000 ft in the air in a video game and people still claim we don’t have the tech to build the pyramids, pfft

I feel like that is exactly what the 🍊💩wants to happen. Make universities use their endowments 🤷🏼

When does #GalacticEmperorSnout come out?

We needed a new pipeline to convert images to be ready for primetime in our online volume viewer so who better to ask than a computer. It has a more reliable auto contrast now, so that's pretty cute and that tiled atlas is a bajillion times better than zipception was. 🔬🧐 pypi.org/project/pixe...

Turned on the pumps and cells hit warp speed immediately! Gonna need a faster camera

Only one cat ass trophy today. Turns out if you plug a capacitor in backwards… forbidden confetti flies

YouTube video by just scrolling by ツ "Everyone Is Now Dumber" - Billy Madison

It probably doesn’t bode well that my summary statement just had this link with no other context. youtu.be/LQCU36pkH7c?...

Whose idea was it to print a class full of pumps?! #microfluidicsMonday

What’s better than one syringe pump… well for starters baking 9 more

Altair-LSFM: A High-Resolution, Easy-to-Build Light-Sheet Microscope for Sub-Cellular Imaging Although several open-source, easy-to-assemble light-sheet microscope platforms already exist—such as mesoSPIM, OpenSPIM, and OpenSpin—they are primarily optimized for imaging large specimens and lack...

A DIY high-resolution light-sheet microscope! Congrats to @john-haug.bsky.social, who simulated, designed, built, and validated the system!

Resolution: 235 nm (x), 233 nm (y), 350 nm (z). On par with LLSM, but easier to build. 🔥

www.biorxiv.org/content/10.1...
#LightSheet #Microscopy

Words on paper wait,
Hope Reviewer Two sleeps late,
Do we stand a chance?

-- May all your proposals have no reviewer twos, unless your's is also being reviewed tomorrow at 9:30, then... I hope you take my reviewer two as well.

Happening right meow! sdsmt.zoom.us/j/92796705934