Gabriel Bosslet

I felt empty now I feel full again

I had 2 sandwiches

Meatball

Ham and swiss (with everything)

and some salt and vinegar chips

And a root beer

Goddammit this technically isn't a naysayer comment but this spirit of it is demoralizing

Indiana literally passed a bill yesterday that would criminalize homelessness as a class C misdemeanor

A $500 fine

Police: You can't sleep here

Person: I don't have money for a home

Police: Now you owe $500

Person: How is this helping anyone?

This is ludicrous

I got @potbelly.bsky.social as my post-colonoscopy meal today because they have the best sandwiches of any shop

Bar none

I will not be taking comments from naysayers on this

Damn thank you so much for reminding me of this one. I'm tearing up.

Remember the Adobe car?

Damn same

Showing your age John

Teenager finds her father's humorous warning not to drink his "water" unimpressive

Prepared my middle of the night prep and my daughter was unimpressed

Come on over

a man in a knight 's armor says you have chosen wisely ALT: a man in a knight 's armor says you have chosen wisely

I was given the choice between a colonoscopy prep and watching the State of the Union Address

Approximately 55,000 Americans get a colonoscopy on a given weekday

So I am currently doing this with 54,999 of my dearest pals

eeeewwwwww

Bottoms up!

(wait maybe I should reword that)

100% I have had one for about 5 years and will never go back to Neanderthal bottom management

Just installed the new bidet just in time

(don't tell anyone but it is not)

At what point during the prep do I eat the lego fireman so that he surprises the colonoscopist in my cecum

I assume it would be after the first round of laxatives?

Prep starts tonight I have to work today not all of us work for ourselves Erik

Clinic without lunch is going fine I am getting to drink all of the things I usually avoid (I eat plenty of calories with solids I need none usually with liquids so getting to drink all of these calories is sort of nice but I will be ready for a real meal tomorrow)

This guy gets it.

April 7 will be amazing

Oh and new bidet being delivered today so this is a twice blessed undercarriage day

Oh gross matt

Two drinks that will satisfy you in the short run but likely lead to a shorter life span (PowerAde and Monster Green)

#ClearLiquidDiet
#PrepLife

Well tell her I am doing it again because I had a polyp and want to not have cancer

Colonoscopy prep day

Follow me for fasting anger and poop jokes

They will always be Gino's Pizza Rolls to me

We don't have epic (yet- it is coming)