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Content Creator, Graphic Designer, Imagination Fabrication type person. Employed somewhere. Animals, Nature, French Fries, Classic Horror Movies and all things Halloween are sacred to me. Blue. Blue. Blue.

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Oh my

27.11.2025 01:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Save the neck for me, Clark.

27.11.2025 01:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Psychedelic blue smoke filled the air like cottonโ€ฆ

โ€œItโ€™s the goth girls what did you inโ€ฆโ€

said the Caterpillar, aperched his mushroom.

27.11.2025 01:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The Wizard proudly walked away from the Cowardly Lion, stopped in front of meโ€ฆlooked me up and down and said,

โ€œIโ€™m sorry, DNA-Fiveโ€ฆno one said it would be easy to have such a high libido.โ€

27.11.2025 01:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Has the insane orange man tweeted his last tweet yet?

No?

Guess weโ€™ll wait longer.

27.11.2025 00:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Sometimes on Bluesky, you fall down โ€œrabbit holesโ€ of content.

I bless the content makers!

and the rains down in Africa.

27.11.2025 00:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 11    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Waitingโ€™ for da stuffinโ€™ ta cool down.

Itโ€™s important not to smoke cigars at this point in the holiday preparations.

Vaping is perfectly fine, if one minds oneโ€™s manners and keeps their hands on the counter within view.

27.11.2025 00:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

๐Ÿ˜‚

27.11.2025 00:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I thought it might get better!

27.11.2025 00:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Nothing like a Disney/ABC show that tries to be โ€œedgyโ€.

๐Ÿคฎ

26.11.2025 23:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Actually Iโ€™m using any excuse I can to leave the living room and get away from this terrible show.

26.11.2025 23:43 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I donโ€™t blame you one bit!!!

Ughโ€ฆHoney Boo Boo.

A dark chapter in American television history.

26.11.2025 23:41 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Gotta get the turkey out of the fridge.

Good thing I have an engine hoist in the kitchen.

26.11.2025 23:40 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

They TASTED like they fell in a puddle!

26.11.2025 23:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Overall for tv.

Couldnโ€™t tell you what the names of the shows areโ€ฆ

Not my night for control of the tv.

I put up with a lot of really bad programming.

26.11.2025 23:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Thatโ€™s like the time I got chicken wings from Pizza Hutโ€ฆ

Nothing like soft, gummy wings to cap off a night.

26.11.2025 23:34 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Bad โ€œlawyer showsโ€

A โ€œbad lawyerโ€ show is entertaining!

26.11.2025 23:32 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Bad actor in a lawyer show:
โ€œObjection, your Honor!โ€

Judge: โ€œOverruled.
This show is poorly written and contrived.
Iโ€™ve read bathroom graffiti that has more depth than this script.โ€

26.11.2025 23:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Are churros supposed to be soggy?

26.11.2025 23:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Man, there sure are a lot of bad lawyer shows.

26.11.2025 23:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Whenever I see a video that has the words

โ€œWait for itโ€ฆโ€

I scroll right past it.

Donโ€™t tell ME how to spend MY time!

26.11.2025 23:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

That was not a good churro.

26.11.2025 23:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I always load it correctly!

As far as other members of my family goโ€ฆthey do NOT!

26.11.2025 21:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Itโ€™s good that I started the dishwasher so that we can begin phase 2 of the 5 part Thanksgiving preparations.

26.11.2025 21:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Wellโ€ฆI like to think Iโ€™m doing my part for the country. ๐Ÿซก

26.11.2025 21:07 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

โ€œWhat the hell are you talking about?โ€โ€ฆ

โ€ฆis my response to 73.4% of all political posts on Bluesky.

26.11.2025 21:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

What the hell are you talking about?

26.11.2025 20:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

I started the dishwasher.

Just letting you know.

26.11.2025 20:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The last โ€œShow Adult Contentโ€ I pressed just now made up for the previous โ€œShow Adult Contentโ€ I had previously regretted pressing.

26.11.2025 02:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I regret pressing the โ€œShow Adult Contentโ€ on that post.

26.11.2025 02:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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