DNA-Five/Commodore Schmidlapp

If I could DOUBLE-NOT-WATCH the State-of-the-Union address tonight, I would.

How anyone can stand listening to that moron tonight is beyond me.

Carrying on my tradition of NEVER watching a State-of-the-Union address.

Who can call BINGO first?

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I would check and see who blocked me but I’m already depressed enough.

Have they legalized magic mushrooms yet?

I have an easier time finding gold than those.

It’s “password123”

Virtually unbreakable.

Or Star Lord. He was a good captain. Except when he fought the Daleks.

What?

What’s that!?!?

Somebody is calling out my name from the other room.

Ummmm…I gotta go.

Goodnight and have a pleasant tomorrow!

Sorry… I’m just not in the mood to read posts about Epstein.

Give me the good old days when we used to make fun of Trump!

I get no engagement all day long.

I used to rely on Bluesky for a quantum of engagement.

Thank you, Evilbatwitch!

Let’s take down the giant mural in the lobby.

I will be replacing it with my artwork.

Doors will be locked until noon-ish tomorrow. Then closed again at 1pm.

I’m not running a business here or anything.

Well, I guess since no one is here, I’ll do a little redecoration.

Let me start with the logo first.

I’m going to get rid of a lot of the chairs so there’s more room. I think it will really open the room up.

One wonderful person!
Glad you’re alive and well.

Did everyone block me?

(Knocking on my tablet screen)

Hello? HELLO!??

Star Wars was ok when Spock was on it.

I’ll take anything that will send him to the lake of fire.

See…

I just posted my bank account numbers and I didn’t even get one like.

Every social media platform I’ve been on is never short on words.

No action at all, but by golly, we’re ready to pounce with words and negativity.

I think the whole Epstein thing won’t do anything to get the orange orangutan out of the White House.

A couple years ago it was “Jack Smith” this and “Jack Smith” that.

What a big nothing burger.

The only thing that’s going to get him out is natural causes sadly.

Although you can’t blame people.

The name “Epstein” seems to appear in my timeline constantly.

I would hate to mute that name…if I do I might not get any action on my timeline.

Must be all the political talk and crap.

Oh Bluesky.

Everyone left.

Where did they go?

Wow.

I thought echo chambers were supposed to have…echoes.

Yeah, me too!

How’s Terry doin’?

Maria Menounos don’t eat no clam chowder.

What angered Steve wasn’t the poisoned Capt Crunch or even the fact that the box had been left open in the first place.
No, Steve was furious with Fred not cleaning the dryer lint trap again.
A two inch layer of fuzz and cat hair was caked on the dented screen.

So, he took the milk and poured it over the stale Peanut Butter Cap’t Crunch.
The box had been left open by Fred last week and the ants had been working their way to the bottom.
Steve just sprayed the bag in the box with Raid and didn’t notice the chemical taste as he ate it.

No one is paying attention…post whatever you want…