Pete

I AM ABOUT TO FUCK SHIT UP IN MYSIMS!!!!!!!!

She told me this as a secret yesterday but then immediately also told all of our friends and I have like three followers so maybe she will get mad at me for posting this or maybe she will never see it 😌

My girlfriend is so cute going out wedding dress shopping with her best friend 😭😭😭

Titanic, A Night to Remember (twice), Red One and The Hangover

Movie diary of a well adjusted man

Microdosing life as a European peasant by engaging in colonoscopy prep

A second update has hit the Smosh Reads Reddit Stories

I am literally begging my body to stop having medical issues

I’m surrounded by devices

Felt way too proud of myself when the guy at the Verizon store said he could tell I take good care of my phone

Pulled a classic library blunder and now I have too many books and too little time

Mass Effect

#10: Mass Effect

Mass Effect

#10: Mass Effect

Here's my impression of Garfield acting like Gollum but the Ring is a piece of lasagna in a Tupperware container: meow precious

I only drink socially these days so a doctor telling me I'm not allowed to drink alcohol right now should hypothetically be fine except I'm irrationally annoyed by it and want a beer

Being a boy is all about finding protein shakes in the most unexpected places ❤️

Snapchat filters just aren't what they used to be

I've been thinking about exploring more corporate/high paying jobs next time I decide to jump into a job search because there are some luxuries (stable income, saving for a house, saving for surgeries) that I'm sick of not being able to afford but then I feel like a sellout :-(

Oops!

All I remember is last time I played, I had to pick between her and Wrex (I think) and she had been saying a bunch of racist shit toward him so I sacrificed her almost immediately in a cutscene that made me pick between her and someone else 😂

Playing Mass Effect again and I briefly thought I would try to save Ashley later if I can get her to somehow not be racist this time, but she’s been in my party for five minutes and already compared aliens to animals so it’s not looking good for her

Chrono Trigger art

#9: Chrono Trigger

Chrono Trigger art

#9: Chrono Trigger

Isengard had horrible infrastructure

ACAB includes these bitches in Chrono Trigger who falsely imprisoned me

What I would give to be a bear scratching my back on a tree

What do you mean Michael Cera is almost 40

Nope, no werewolves!

I’m so glad I’m not Catholic because the Conjuring will never happen to me

It’s so crazy how much work I can get done if I start before 11 am and also actually work

So sorry to announce I’m at the stage of interest with improv comedy that I’ve started a list of random character ideas