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Ian Winn

@bakedoctopus.bsky.social

octopus farmers better watch their necks: we know, and we are not pleased

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Barron is also shit in the paint

03.03.2026 15:13 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Three McDonalds ketchup packets used by gold winning US Men's Hockey team during Trump White House visit. $3m obo.
(ACTUAL KETCHUP from this historic lunch on a French fry: $1000) Thank you for your attention to this matter.
@flavorflav.bsky.social @womenshockeyfans.bsky.social
#Hockey #Olympics

26.02.2026 17:52 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Three McDonalds ketchup packets used by gold winning US Men's Hockey team during Trump White House visit. $3m obo.
(ACTUAL KETCHUP from this historic lunch on a French fry: $1000 firm) Thank you for your attention to this matter.
@flavorflav.bsky.social #Hockey #Olympics #MensHockey #WomensHockey

26.02.2026 11:55 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Yassss! Go Team πŸ’™

16.06.2025 19:19 β€” πŸ‘ 18039    πŸ” 4761    πŸ’¬ 527    πŸ“Œ 380
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In other words, he promised repeatedly during the campaign he had a secret plan to end the war in 24 hours and he was just bullshitting everyone because he doesn’t have the first clue what to do, he gave away all negotiating leverage months ago, and his special envoy is a dope.

26.05.2025 01:01 β€” πŸ‘ 26802    πŸ” 6129    πŸ’¬ 3032    πŸ“Œ 673

Is Trump still taking egg?
Been awhile since I checked, hold on...
Yup, price gouging that could be stopped with an executive order, as usual. Trump Still Take Egg

#TrumpTakeEgg #Canada #Canadastrong #CanadianResistance
#DemCast #Resist #SignalBoost #Protest #Resistance #eggwatch #Birdflu #H5N1

02.05.2025 07:46 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Trump says petrol and grocery prices are down. Facts say otherwise The US president incorrectly said that prices of petrol and eggs had dropped while home sales were good.

Is this guy for real?
#TrumpTakeEgg #Eggwatch #signalboost #trumprecession #Resist #Protest #canadaresists

25.04.2025 19:01 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Why were 30,000 eggs used at White House egg roll when there is a bird flu, egg crisis? The White House used 30,000 real eggs for the Easter egg roll on the South Lawn. Will that affect egg supply or prices?

Why? WHY? Because Trump Take Egg is why
#TrumpTakeEgg #Eggwatch #signalboost #trumprecession #Resist #Protest #Easter

22.04.2025 16:14 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Villains. When do the marshals show up?

18.04.2025 21:44 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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πŸš€πŸš€

15.04.2025 10:35 β€” πŸ‘ 59318    πŸ” 18998    πŸ’¬ 1612    πŸ“Œ 860
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US egg prices hit record high before Easter As Easter approaches, many Americans are facing record-high egg prices, which have dashed hopes for affordable eggs during the holiday season

Breaking: Trump take egg from Easter bunny. WWJD?

#TrumpTakeEgg #Eggwatch #signalboost #trumprecession #Resist #Protest #Easter

15.04.2025 10:23 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Egg prices increase to record high in the US despite Trump's predictions and bird flu outbreak slowing U.S. egg prices have surged to a record $6.23 despite falling wholesale costs and no new bird flu outbreaks on egg farms. This increase, reported in the Consumer Price Index, dashes hopes for immediat...

To review: there is price gouging going on (which Trump could solve by an EgGsEcUtIvE order, right?), the market is being flooded w cheap/smuggled egg of dubious standards and it's all a scrambled mess Happy Easter.

#TrumpTakeEgg #Eggwatch #signalboost #trumprecession #Resist #Protest #Easter

15.04.2025 16:10 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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US egg prices hit record high before Easter As Easter approaches, many Americans are facing record-high egg prices, which have dashed hopes for affordable eggs during the holiday season

Breaking: Trump take egg from Easter bunny. WWJD?

#TrumpTakeEgg #Eggwatch #signalboost #trumprecession #Resist #Protest #Easter

15.04.2025 10:23 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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I’m loving Chinese manufacturers airing luxury brand’s dirty laundry on TikTok.

[Source: www.tiktok.com/t/ZTjRMTmyP/ ]

13.04.2025 15:39 β€” πŸ‘ 26263    πŸ” 6365    πŸ’¬ 128    πŸ“Œ 698
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Police searching for man who allegedly sexually abused corpse on New York subway Video captured one person robbing corpse on idling train before another person robbed and sexually assaulted it

This is actually a positive sign for New York
Usually a corpse on the subway gets fucked within an hour
#newyorknewyork #bigapple #NYC #MTA #VisitNewYork #lovenewyork

13.04.2025 09:06 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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US egg prices rise to 'record high' despite Trump's economy praise U.S. egg prices increased again last month to set a new record high despite wholesale prices falling and no bird flu outbreaks at egg farms.

Trump take egg on top of egg
"Trump announced that the annual White House egg roll would use real eggs again this year despite the high prices. Egg farmers typically donate more than 30,000 eggs for the event"

#TrumpTakeEgg #Eggwatch #signalboost #trumprecession #Resist #Protest #Easter

11.04.2025 21:02 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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US egg prices increase to record high, dashing hopes of cheap eggs by Easter U.S. egg prices increased again last month to reach a new record-high of $6.23 per dozen despite President Donald Trump’s predictions, a drop in wholesale prices and no egg farms having bird flu outbr...

Trump take record egg

#TrumpTakeEgg #Eggwatch #signalboost #trumprecession #Resist #Protest #Resistance #Easter

11.04.2025 16:17 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Trump brags that billionaire pals made a killing after he pulled the plug on tariffs President Donald Trump gleefully recounted how much money his billionaire pals made on the stock market after he suddenly suspended most of his worldwide tariffs.

Like I been sayin: they shorted the market, they unplugged the market, the market crashed, they bought low, they plugged the market back in, the market rebounded, they sold high and they plan to do it all again in 3 months time

11.04.2025 07:21 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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US’s biggest egg producer’s profits triple as prices soar The DoJ is investigating, with Cal-Maine’s profits nearly eight times as high as at the start of the bird flu outbreak

If Trump not take egg, why no eggecutive order?
Check and mate.
#TrumpTakeEgg #Eggwatch #signalboost #trumprecession #wakeupsheeple #Resist #Protest #Resistance #Easter

10.04.2025 19:56 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Egg prices reach record high in US - why are they so expensive? The average price of a dozen large white eggs reached $6.23 (Β£4.82) last month, despite predictions by Donald Trump that prices had declined. Here's everything you need to know about how America has b...

Trump take egg, Trump beg other countries for egg, Trump allow price gouging for egg-- no executive order to stop either-- Trump make people smuggle egg. Enough!
It's almost Easter ffs

#TrumpTakeEgg #Eggwatch #signalboost #trumprecession #wakeupsheeple #Resist #Protest #Resistance #Easter

10.04.2025 18:20 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Egg prices hit record high Egg prices have surged in recent months due to avian flu.

Dude, stop taking egg! This is mfing ridiculous. If you tariff discount egg it's not discount egg anymore is it? Ffs, it's almost Easter get your shit together you absolute dumpster fire

#TrumpTakeEgg #Eggwatch #signalboost #trumprecession #wakeupsheeple #Resist #Protest #Resistance #Easter

10.04.2025 18:14 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Easter Eggs Are So Expensive Americans Are Dyeing Potatoes With costs high and supplies short, people are getting creative with Easter egg traditions.

Trump take egg so hard you paint potato
#TrumpTakeEgg #Canada #Canadastrong
#CanadianResistance #newzealand #kiwipride
#DemCast #Resist #SignalBoost #Protest #Resistance #Easter #egg #eggwatch #Birdflu #H5N1 #forshame

06.04.2025 07:16 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

So glad she's not worried! I was worried there for a second

04.04.2025 15:27 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It's not a bad idea to go to the local Walmart or big box retailer and buy lots of consumables now. From toothpaste to soap, anything you can find storage space for, buy before they have to replenish inventory.

Even if it's made in the USA , they will jack up the price and blame it on tariffs.

02.04.2025 21:13 β€” πŸ‘ 76444    πŸ” 15811    πŸ’¬ 4546    πŸ“Œ 1547
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Holy crap. The #trumpslump is real.

03.04.2025 13:53 β€” πŸ‘ 34    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 0
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This was….five months ago

02.04.2025 23:49 β€” πŸ‘ 50594    πŸ” 13247    πŸ’¬ 1608    πŸ“Œ 1122
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About a third of Americans stop buying eggs due to rising costs, study shows Data says 34% of those in US stopped purchasing breakfast staple and won’t buy again until costs lower to $5 a carton

Remember, when Trump take egg: no egg
#Trumptakeegg
#DemCast #Resist #SignalBoost #Protest #Resistance #Easter #egg #eggwatch #Birdflu #H5N1 #forshame

02.04.2025 08:53 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Some AI models will never achieve self awareness, sadly

31.03.2025 12:54 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0