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Cats fans Jake, Sambo and Johnny break down all the action from the Geelong Cats AFL + VFL Mens & Womens teams every week! Part of The Hoops Crew Media Network!
Geelong's forward 50 tackle count was depressingly low on the weekend, and it wasn't just an issue for the Cats' small and medium sized players. Full episode out at 6:30pm tonight!
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Our Cats v Suns recap podcast will drop on all @thehoopscrew.bsky.social platforms at 7pm tonight! Extra girthy serving for Patreon Subscribers!
10.06.2025 01:24 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 1 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
Latest episode of the Chaps drops tonight at 6:30pm on @thehoopscrew.bsky.social! 74 min show for public on YouTube & Spotify, 119 min girthy boy show for Patreon Subscribers!
03.06.2025 01:29 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
Tonight at 6:30pm, we unleash all our thoughts from Geelong's thrilling win over the Doggies from last Thursday night. Extended girth pod available exclusively for @thehoopscrew.bsky.social Patreon Subscribers! ๐ด
27.05.2025 04:36 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
Jake's thoughts on the performances of all Geelong's AFL-listed players from the 4 point loss to Port Melbourne over the weekend are now up on Patreon, exclusively available to @thehoopscrew.bsky.social Patreon Subscribers!
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Tonight at 7:00pm we unload all of our thoughts from Geelong's cracking win over the Power! As per usual, extra helpings of girrrrrrth for Patreon subscribers on
@thehoopscrew.bsky.social so if ya want ya medicine, sign up! ๐ฝ
Out now on @thehoopscrew.bsky.social, exclusively for Patreon Subscribers, Jake recaps some of Geelong's best performers in the VFL Women's loss to Williamstown, and delivers player grades on the first quarter of the season for the VFL Men!
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Our latest show out now on @thehoopscrew.bsky.social! 70 min show for the public, 117 mins of giirrrrrrth for Patreon subscribers! Take ya medicine! ๐ฆ
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Tonight at 6pm on @thehoopscrew.bsky.social, we give our thoughts about the Carlton game on the public show, and then provide additional girth for Patreon Subs! Take your medicine! ๐ฆ
29.04.2025 02:13 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
Tonight on @thehoopscrew.bsky.social we recap all of the action from an extremely satisfying Easter Monday triumph over the Scum! There's extra girth for Patreon Subscribers as we preview the game against the Blues!
22.04.2025 05:06 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 1 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
8:30pm tonight on @thehoopscrew.bsky.social, The Chaps unpack all of their thoughts on Geelong's thrilling Gather Round win over the Crows! 70 minute show on Spotify and YouTube, 114 minute show available for Patreon subs!
15.04.2025 00:59 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
Tonight, 8:30pm! Exclusively for paid @thehoopscrew.bsky.social members, Jake looks at the performances of some developing Cats following Geelong's win over the Casey Demons, including Jhye Clark, George Stevens and Oli Wiltshire! ๐ผ
08.04.2025 22:09 โ ๐ 3 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
Tonight 8:30pm on @thehoopscrew.bsky.social we recap Geelong's win over Melbourne, discuss Jack Henry's injury update, cast our eyes back at the first month of the season (and forward to the next month), before previewing Cats v Crows in Round 5! Patreon edition is a girthy 1 hr 47 min! ๐ป
07.04.2025 23:50 โ ๐ 3 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
Out now for paid members of @thehoopscrew.bsky.social YouTube and Patreon, all Jake's thoughts on the Round 2 performances of George Stevens, Shaun Mannagh, Patrick Retschko, Jay Polkinghorne and more! ๐ผ
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TONIGHT! 8:30PM! The Chaps break down all the angles from Geelong's trip up the highway to the Fallout Vault. Everywhere you get you stuff from @thehoopscrew.bsky.social, with extra portions of girth for Patreon Subscribers including News Wrap and Round 3 Preview. ๐ฆ
24.03.2025 23:22 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0Jake will record a preview pod on six Cats VFLW players before the season starts in April. Thinking:
- Lily Jordan
- Zoe Larkins
- Abby Favell
- Kiara Woods
- Poppy Schaap
- Molly Walton
Round 1 VFL Menโs player analysis pod out for @thehoopscrew.bsky.social Patrons next Wednesday ๐ซก
VFL Men 2025 Player Profiles Part 2 is out now for everyone on YouTube, Spotify and beyond! ๐ช๐ผ
- Mitch Knevitt
- Connor OโSullivan
- Joe Pike
- Oliver Wiltshire
- Jed Bews
- George Stevens
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๐ผ LATEST CHAPS POD OUT NOW! ๐ผ
The Chaps chat the hardcore spanking the Cats gave Freo, whip through some news, and preview Round 2 v the Saints!
Everywhere ya get your stuff on @thehoopscrew.bsky.social, with girthier option for Patrons!
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Tuesday night on @thehoopscrew.bsky.social, bring your own tissues and safe-words. We're discussing the hardcore spanking the Cats administered to the Violet Crumbles at Kardinia Park. Everywhere you get your Chaps stuff, girthier serving for Patreon Subs only. ๐๐
17.03.2025 03:25 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 1 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
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#footy
Cheers mate! ๐ซก
15.03.2025 09:59 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Not a drop! I donโt drink unless itโs Zero :P
15.03.2025 08:43 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0Cats rule.
Suck shit.
Pod out Tuesday night. โ๏ธ
Love following the Cats.
Despise pretty much all other parts of the footy experience. Majority of fan discourse is shit-house.
Three categories:
1) Brain-dead aping of Cornesian hot-takes
2) Contextless regurgitation of Champignon Data
3) "Back in moi daaaay"
Utter dross.
Love following the Cats.
Despise pretty much all other parts of the footy experience. Majority of fan discourse is shit-house.
Three categories:
1) Brain-dead aping of Cornesian hot-takes
2) Contextless regurgitation of Champignon Data
3) "Back in moi daaaay"
Utter dross.
8:30pm tonight Jake takes a look at 6 players who will be looking to earn their way up from the VFL in 2025, in the first episode of The Twos, our VFL coverage on @thehoopscrew.bsky.social! Episode is already out on Patreon!
Listen: www.patreon.com/posts/vfl-me...
#WeAreGeelong #GoCats
Essentially, yeah. He has been on Geelongโs list for the 2022, 2023 and 2024 seasons and in that time has played 23 of 129 possible AFL/VFL games that Geelong were involved in.
11.03.2025 03:41 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Disturbing little stat I've just done the math on in my research for upcoming VFL pod on @thehoopscrew.bsky.social
Toby Conway has played 23 of a possible 129 AFL/VFL matches since joining the Cats at the end of 2021.
At least Cam Guthrie got a flag in 2022, and has already had a long AFL career.
Too much talk about whether or not StarShip Troopers is satire, not enough about if the Gold Coast Suns are.
10.03.2025 22:43 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0
