🎭🤹🏻‍♀️ jester 🤹🏻‍♀️🎭

I really want to skin myself I’m so tired I’m so so so tired

poopy butt

I feel like the same ppl who spent their whole recess playing on the monkey bars are now just playing at the gym

I can’t even believe I have a husband, a pookie if u will

I have an attitude but a good heart and good intentions and I think I can lean into my attitude a bit more

biscuit’s newest hobby at the new apt has been destroying toilet rolls at all costs 😭

that section of hair would not curl leave me alone 😭

having so many tattoos that I lost my quarter on my tummy

every man I ever dated has me blocked or will never friend me again and I think thats beautiful

kk’s face whenever I said I started cutting again: 😟😧😥
me realizing: food, not my wrist diva

if lady gaga is so in love and is being so loved in return, maybe I can figure it out too

I hate having a crush I feel like I’m in a state psychosis the entire time

u gotta b fucking kidding me

I’m so glad all the ppl in my life now I feel safe to talk to them about kind of uncomfy topics

just took my goodnight dab and remembered I was supposed to check my mail when I got home

I think both me and gravy need to up the mg of our ssri’s

I love my select few Pisces but bro idk how yinz live like this all the time I feel like I’m in a dream and I just wanna stare at a wall

I am so anxious all the time and it doesn’t stop rip

nothing like the sound of tasers in the am

🫠🫠🫠

norm sat night: watching old music videos

I’m so glad I have someone who cuts bangs well now bc it’s so much fun to change them everytime I get them cut

love to see vandalized cyber trucks

man I just want to play sims and nothing else lmao

I hate when gravy holds his poop bc he just farts and stinks like go upSTAIRS AND SHIT WHY DO YOU HAVE TO WAIT FOR ME

goddammit I spent seven years pulling my life back together just in time for the country to collapse

ain’t nothing like waking up to maintenance on the roof drilling and hammering

how is it only 3pm

what if I just forced all my clients to listen to abracadabra on repeat all day