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13 soldiers died in the Afghanistan withdrawal, we might be ahead of that number by the end of the week.

Gonna run the Iraq playbook but even more toxic.

Influencer's fleeing Dubai right now.

Iran’s strategy of striking our regional allies is a pretty obvious attempt to get them to quit supporting us and I don’t think that kind of bullying is gonna work.

No we’re going to have massive refugee crisis in a critical region that’s extremely destabilizing.

Probably nobody. Doesn’t seem to be much logic to target selection either.

Yeah at this point I don’t think they have a plan and they also wanna discourage boots on the ground in Iran, so who knows how they think it’s best to do that.

Seems like this war comes down to how quickly Iran depletes its missile systems/how quickly they are destroyed. Once that happens Iran can’t do much outside its own borders. But until then lots of problems.

Seeming more likely now?

Just a big dumb circular firing squad.

The top/bottomification of everything sexual is equally exhausting.

Rumors that we killed Khameneni having been floating around awhile with no confirmation.

Eh if the Iranians get good enough at retaliating we might not be able to keep it that way.

More than ever, I am asking Ross Douthat to leave the Upper East Side and its demographic equivalents and acquire an opinion based in reality.

When you think about it we haven’t heard much from Miller lately have we.

WTI crude price go brrrrr. In other news, I recommend a hybrid.

James Franco being executed by hanging. "First time?" he asks, as though he's been hanged before.

hey gen z welcome to republican governance

I’m 36 and nobody I know has talked like this since like 23.

Ultimately the media will have a lot to account for in their treatment of Trump 2021-2024. Unfortunately we already did this with Iraq and there wasn’t much of an admission.

Biden told Israel repeatedly not to strike Iran and war in the Middle East would be a disaster. Trump and Israel are teaming up for a full-scale war with Iran. A shit ton of people who pretended Biden was Netanyahu’s puppet ought to be doing some reflection this morning.

Deleting and correcting thanks.

MR. HARPER. MR. TYLER AUSTIN HARPER, THEY ARE PLAYING YOUR MUSIC.

ChatGPT is a salesman. It’s extremely obnoxious.

Altman is really the biggest money hound you can imagine. The guy would take North Korean cash if it financed a yacht.

Roberts: "I'm sorry, Mr. President, you simply can't slap tariffs on whoever you want. I can't help you with this problem -"
Trump: "I'd like to speak your manager."
Roberts: "okay, one moment"
(hold music, line connects)
Trump: "is this John Roberts's manager?"
Roberts: (sigh) "Yes it is"

Claude is gonna make me like AI.

Guess the Feds will be forced to do real work again.

I think Texas is likely to remain a red state for a bit but you can't really use 2024 L2 data to make proclamations about 2026 when you have 2026 L2 data. It's perfectly possible for Texas Dems to pull off a victory thanks to low Republican turnout, it's just not likely.