Lou

Holy shit these are the dumbest people in the dumbest period in the dumbest timeline

If Jesus was buried he'd be spinning in his grave right now. I hope he does come back and punches every one of these dipshits right back to the hell they leaked out of

Photo of Baghdad Bob denying the US had invaded Iraq, with Trump's face superimposed and text quoting Trump from 11/1/24: "I am the candidate of peace. I am peace."

Well where the hell is that gorgeous specimen from?

recalling when I worked at the flight school and a wayward turtle walked onto the runway and a pilot said so, then a guy in a golf cart went out there, moved the turtle, and radioed "the turtle has been revectored", a phrase that has been seared into my brain for life

what the actual living fuck is wrong with these fucking assholes

ACK!

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Shower spiders, too. I don't want to talk about it.

It's a white star, I don't know why he called it yellow star.

Actually I do.

douglas adams was our most accurate futurist

I've never had a breakfast burrito like that before or since

Anyway, get yer butts checked

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It kind of reminds me of when Sagan had them turn Voyager 1 around to take a picture of Earth from 4 billion miles away.

Perhaps the most fascinating part of the whole thing, other than being shocked at just how full of shit I actually was, was getting a packet with photos from the procedure, including a look back at my b-hole from the inside. It was like seeing the inside of God's eyeball.

Goddamn

"Why are you protecting pedophiles?"

PAM BONDI:

The Epstein money trail leads straight to 45*!

45* sent FOUR THOUSAND SEVEN HUNDRED AND TWENTY-FIVE (4725) wire transfers to Jeffrey Epstein.

They totaled over $1.1 billion. 😱

We just saw The Wiz, so
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He'll probably have the original brought out and sign his name on it, bigger than Hancock's

We watched the first two of season 3 last night. Everyone is great, but it is so cool to see Harrison Ford hit his whole range.

Correction: I've just been informed that Thunder In Paradise was not a UPN show. My apologies for the error.

If UPN had hired Bannon for his dream job as a writer on Hulk Hogan's Knight Rider But It's A Boat show we probably wouldn't know his name

An incredible discovery. Some sort of amalgamation of shit weasel and infinite toad

I'm getting real big Joe "Harris wouldn't do my podcast" Rogan vibes

Somehow, inside of the large toad that is Mike Johnson, there are two larger toads. He's actually toads all the way down, and they keep getting bigger as you go. Like an onion in reverse.

I apologize to Mike Johnson for having rights, and for everyone else having the same fucking rights. We're such a fucking inconvenience.

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