‘Show Me Where You Make Autism!’ Shouts RFK Jr., Storming Sour Patch Kids Factory EAST HANOVER, NJ—As part of the health secretary’s highly publicized pledge to determine the cause of the disorder in the next five months, a wild-eyed Robert F. Kennedy Jr. reportedly shouted “Show me where autism is made!” Thursday while storming the Sour Patch Kid factory. “Attention Sour Patch Factory people: Give me the autism and no […]

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Teen Warned Not To Accept Group Chat Invites From National Security Advisors She Doesn’t Know

Teen Warned Not To Accept Group Chat Invites From National Security Advisors She Doesn’t Know

If you want to eat the most expensive eggs you’ve ever had in your life, you should have backyard chickens.

Don’t get me wrong, I love them and have raised them, but they are an expensive hobby.

And to think we could have had a sane, serious government run by an intelligent person who would have acted in the best interests of Americans, and not Vladimir Putin.

this is the face of a man who is about to end the bird flu epidemic by eating every infected bird

INVENTOR OF THE CAR HORN: and this will make people better drivers

Everyone in the Trump coalition voted for someone to get got. Most of them didn’t realize that they were that someone to someone else.

I’m begging Democrats to stop talking about tax breaks for billionaires and the price of eggs! They are firing Air Traffic Controllers, stranding Americans in hostile countries, and getting ready to download our data from the IRS. No one is sitting around thinking “I’m worried about the deficit!”

J.D. Vance's lecture in Europe basically convinced every country to quietly create a new secret group chat without the US.

Cashier: Will that be all?
Me: No, I need to buy more stuff. I just wanted to show you what I've got so far.

I believe you aren’t allowed to use the word “climate” anymore. Don’t worry though, it will make your writers more creative the longer the list of banned words gets!

Just a girl, drinking her coffee, thinking everyone should STFU

It’s fun starting a new hobby with ADHD because I never know if I’ve found a new lifelong passion or if I’m going to spend $2000 on stuff and immediately lose all interest

Yesterday a young patron at my library told me she read a book at school and it’s the first book she ever liked, so she came to the library to find more books.
It’s not much, but that gave me hope.

not a football guy at all but I am a HUGE fan of cream cheese

Things I trust more than our government:

1. Peeing in a dream
2. The cardboard handle on the 30 rack of beer
3. HR
4. Gas station sushi
5. A Sicilian man when death is on the line

Tortilla face slap challenge?

My family is SO thankful for your videos and recipes! Thanks to you we can cook GOOD food on our very limited budget. You’re the best!

What people should remember is that the Cheeto doesn’t care WHY he is in the history books, as long as he is. These are dark times my friends.

Glass of Rosé and some ibuprofen.

The over-45 cocktail of choice.

Oh no! They are going to steal all my cookie recipes and use them for EVIL!

The remote work debate was funny because it forced the question "Is a job something valuable you do or is it a place you go to be watched like daycare" and the answer for a lot of them was yeah it's the daycare thing now come on inside recess is over

Earnest post, but: a thing I like here is it’s okay to have moments of happiness in public without being broadly scolded, and I believe that sustaining this kind of humanity will be very important as we resist fascism.

We have to sustain each other. Making joy isn’t denial, it’s how we will survive

“Listening to books isn’t the same as reading them.”

Okay?

What is the goal of this statement? To encourage people to not engage with books at all? To only read them because that’s the only thing that “counts”?

I read all of my books and don’t care about how others consume theirs. 🤷🏾‍♀️

A bunch of fascists stand behind a woman who has just quoted scripture and, calling for mercy, as Christ did. They are angry, confused, and despicable because they are all weak little piss babies. The caption reads "Trump's furious beause as a Bishop, Budde can move as far as she wants diagnoally, but as a Russian pawn he can only move one square at a time." The awards for this caption are not present, but clearly implied.

No notes.

Saying “Ugh” at the end of my last post felt very FB-in-2010… won’t be doing that again.

Detoxing from TikTok, Facebook and instagram is actually super hard and most of the time I am finding I don’t know what to do with myself. Ugh.

Bishop Mariann Edgar Budde

Hero.