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kyle

@heykp.bsky.social

i had a lifetime as a boy and i lived in the bottom of a ship | baltimore

234 Followers  |  279 Following  |  302 Posts  |  Joined: 21.11.2023
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An air fryer is such a coworker appliance..

25.02.2026 23:38 — 👍 7    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 1
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😲

25.02.2026 18:11 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

my body is a machine that turns empty spreadsheets into fully-typed-in spreadsheets

25.02.2026 18:03 — 👍 11    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0

yeah ur a sissy alright!

25.02.2026 16:40 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

you're alwaayyyssss doing this

25.02.2026 16:26 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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cleaning up other ppl's messes at work w no complaints knowing that the universe will reward me and make them suf*er

24.02.2026 21:24 — 👍 15    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

welcome aboard executive producer 365fartygirl

23.02.2026 16:04 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

making my own adaptation of Wuthering Heights about Dr. Robby and Whitaker and yes there will be mpreg

23.02.2026 15:14 — 👍 12    🔁 1    💬 3    📌 0
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Interstellar:

12.02.2026 00:38 — 👍 9    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

they're really pushing for us to be using AI coding assistants at work and they're just not that great a lot of the time so I have a rlly hard time whenever i hear a silicon valley guy go "yeah i just asked it to make me an app and it delivered a perfect product"

11.02.2026 19:40 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

idk call me an optimist but this reads to me like a guy trying to convince people to pay for chatbots bc he owns a chatbot company

11.02.2026 19:24 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

we both just kind of sat in silence for a bit <3

11.02.2026 15:03 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

No son, they are not "magically delicious." The workers made them delicious. This is a slogan meant to mystify the social conditions of labor

11.02.2026 01:46 — 👍 20621    🔁 4619    💬 110    📌 67

last week some one genuinely asked me what year i was planning on retiring and i didn't even know what to say to her

11.02.2026 14:06 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

give charli her oscar NOW

08.02.2026 02:07 — 👍 19    🔁 2    💬 1    📌 0

sometimes i think that that's not the way it is, thanks for reminding me that that is the way that it is

06.02.2026 21:11 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

when celine dion said 'that's the way it is' in her song 'that's the way it is' she was right....that's the way it is....

05.02.2026 15:19 — 👍 21    🔁 6    💬 3    📌 1

but i thought u were caleb... i cant keep these gay guys straight

06.02.2026 21:07 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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the raw emotion in this album.... this is kinda brat's mother

06.02.2026 21:06 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

bicurious george

05.02.2026 13:08 — 👍 30    🔁 8    💬 0    📌 0

honestly almost rage baited me into replying 😒

03.02.2026 20:04 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

"elton" omg

03.02.2026 18:48 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

i'm calling ****** ******* and telling him what you said

03.02.2026 18:36 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0
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Punxsutawney Phil is a political prisoner

02.02.2026 15:03 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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sisterrrr

21.01.2026 21:23 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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listening to 2015 chainsmokers and pretending i'm still in college

21.01.2026 20:58 — 👍 17    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

i’m experiencing that buffalo chicken superbowl tweet in real life except its 9 gay guys eating a homecooked spaghetti dinner in a lakehouse as the snow falls outside…

18.01.2026 01:23 — 👍 10    🔁 2    💬 1    📌 0

the $LAYYYTER promo going crazy!!!

15.01.2026 22:24 — 👍 9    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0