Jack is so back

This was the biggest reason. There were others but this is really the clincher

selfie of a balding bearded person in a car, wearing tortoiseshell glasses

Same as last pic but angle is slightly different

Using the roadworks as an excuse to take selfies in my new glasses (new/old i have had these frames since 2024 but i only wore them a few months before the prescription was out of date last time)

A wall full of mugs arranged in such a way that it looks like the mugs are repeating themselves, creating an uncomfortable illusion

Woe, wall of astigmatism be upon ye

Muffins have been made

Best of luck!

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In a fun and funny way or an "Oh god i hate my life" way because yes.

But I have sugar and the blueberries still need to be used. So i will get up. Reluctantly.

And thought my podcast app had broken and stopped playing me my podcast for some reason. So i sat down and had some lunch and now i have discovered that my podcast app was fine actually. But i'm sitting down and i no longer want to get up and make muffins

Went to make blueberry muffins (my aunt has a blueberry bush and is out of town and I don't want them to go to waste) but i had no sugar so i ordered a sugar delivery (i love living in a time with delivery) and while picking my phone up to check the delivery time i accidentally muted my phone

Realising i never learned what a think tank actually is. As a child i thought it was some dune shit (bunch of brains in an aquarium) but when i realised that wasnt the case i never actually updated my definition beyond "not brains in a fish tank".

Being transmasc with extremely normal size womens feet sometimes means you buy back to school shoes meant for 12 to 13 year old boys bc they fit and are actually sturdy

A tv shouldnt even have a hard drive

Smart tvs are such a fucking awful device what do you mean i have to clear the TV's cache and i can't uninstall apps just disable them. What do you MEAN i can only get 200mb of space from an 8gb total hard drive with no downloads no photos nothing saved. Absolutely cursed machine.

Did the pistol help?

a screenshot of the sims 4. Two sims are talking and a menu window is open to show their relationship and the other relationships of the current played sim. all the relationship bars are identical, with half the friendship bar full of red, and the romance bar almost completely full of pink.

This is a truly unhinged bug. For clarification, Janae is his wife, Kevin is his adopted son/foster son/host son? In official lore he was an exchange student but that's not a real relationship sims can have so I'm not sure how the game quantified it. Cristina and Wilson are my sims

My current hobby is making bug reports on the ea forums apparently. This latest one is a doozy. A sim (not from my household) spontanenously developed romance bars with both my adult sims, and all four of his adult children 🤨 this is my third fairly major bug discovery this week

I waited .... 45 minutes at work this morning waiting to hear back from the boss that the alarm had been disabled before i gave up and went home

Sometimes you get a day off work because your boss forgets to take her cellphone home and therefore is unable to disable the burglar alarm so you can't get into the building and therefore can't work 😅 i start work at 10 on a friday morning. It is now nearly 2:30pm and i just found out what happened

But if I see shit about him being horrible evil unredeemable filth or gross or whatever im gonna be so mad

I am gonna see so much clint hate in the next month and i will be silently judging those who share it just so you know. If youre into women and just dont gaf about him or you are an emily fan and are annoyed by the intersection of their stories thats fine

I have a whole essay in my head about how he is no worse than Alex or Shane in personality the only reason hes treated that way by fans (and tbf by the writing of the game, the fans didnt get it from nowhere) is fatphobia. I am extremely vindicated by this update

Making Clint stardew valley a bachelor is absolutely the right call thank u concerned ape i knew i trusted you

#FREELUD, today and every day until he's back safe

Sometimes ill see an argument really well refuted and I'll be like "yeah i can share that" and then I remember i have no reason to share the refuting of an argument I've literally never heard before and i do something else instead

Sometimes I'll see people complaining about an argument theyre running up against for weeks before i see evidence of it, and even then it won't be in the wild it'll be screenshots.
"Ugh i hate how people are doing xyz and they justify it with abc" i have never heard of this

Recently I've realised that my online bubble is extremely well curated bc i will see post after post complaining about people who say certain unhinged things and i every time am like "i have never seen this opinion expressed in my life"

Worst muscles to pull are the ones you have never given any thought whatsoever. I just yawned weird and i swear my double chin cramped. Fucked up thing to do to a person, now on my list of curses for my enemies.

Hard to miss the shuffling so good it could almost have been added in post

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