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Trump taking credit for “saving” TikTok after sparking the ban is PEAK stunt queen behavior - craziest part is smoothed brain bitches will use this as a reason to give his behavior a pass. This country is held together by delusion, propaganda & the inability to hold YTmen accountable.

I AM TIRED 😩

This is bigger than wildfires—it’s about how YT supremacy & capitalist greed create disasters then blame everyone but themselves. Hold the real culprits accountable: the billionaires + corporations + policymakers who profit from destruction. Anything less is just playing into their smoke screen 💨

Don’t get it twisted, mistakes were made. But what won’t fix this? Blaming leaders whose hands are tied by decades of systemic neglect. These wildfires are what happens when capitalism says, “Burn the planet, but make it profitable.” You want change? Start with the corporations lighting the match. 🔥

Speaking of vibes: Clock the Resnick’s (aka Real Waterlords of Beverly Hills) WONDERFUL vibes! ✨ Billionaires owning the majority of Cali’s water, but instead of solving droughts, they use it to grow almonds + pomegranates for profit. Yet, first responders can barely refill their water tanks. 🚒

The gag is the wildfires didn’t just happen. Decades of climate change (Shoutout Big Oil & friends), poor forest management, and greedy corporations sucking resources dry created this mess. But somehow, Mayor Bass + Chief Crowley are supposed to MacGyver a miracle out of budget cuts and vibes? 🤔

#PhelixPlease tell me why the Black woman mayor & queer woman fire chief are being scapegoated for the California wildfires of 2025?!?

Whew chile, can somebody say systematic failures! 🗣️🗣️🗣️
Isn’t it crazy how YT supremacy always finds a way to shift blame instead of addressing the real issues.

2025 really clocked in saying “New year, new trauma bitch!”

Only 7 days in, and we’ve already gotten terrorist attacks, congestion taxes & a potential new pandemic?

Y’all, I need a nap - cause I’m aging in dog years at this point.

Too much chaos, too little serotonin.

I made a skeet about this the other day, it’s very telling!

I’m ready! I’m already annoyed with the new guy, why do they keep casting the same guy over and over in different variants 😭

#PhelixPlease tell me why the more gentrified Bed Stuy gets, the harder it is to dodge dog shit on the sidewalk?

It’s the entitlement of gentrification. Like I knew the pilgrims loved kissing their dogs in the mouth (I’ve made my peace with it) but they’re literally shitting on everything we built.

Can we revisit this?

As hard as they try to extract everything good in our hood, they will never be able to extinguish the flame of the soul that made this borough what it is today!

I just saw the preview I am ready to be SEATED!!! 🙇🏽‍♀️

Honestly nothing says ‘honoring the humble birth of sweet baby Jesus’ quite like turning the Christmas program into Cirque du Sleigh.

Merry Christmas ya Philthy animals! 🤸🏽‍♀️🥴🎅🏿

#PhelixPlease tell me why Luigi
Mangione gets branded a 'terrorist,' but Kyle Rittenhouse gets touted as some 'vigilante hero'...

Because the elites aren't afraid of crime—they're afraid of inspiration. They know the guillotine starts with one spark.
Vive la résistance

@mamitiff.bsky.social I found you 💖

@lesliemac.com You’ve inspired me to start skeeting… yeah I’m still getting used to that one 😅

Why Donald Trump Is TIME's 2024 Person of the Year TIME's Editor-in-Chief explains why Donald Trump was chosen as the 2024 Person of the Year.

Time’s Person of the Year: Proof that history isn’t written by the victors, just the loudest people with bad haircuts. 🤧

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So, are we still calling these things tweets, or… are we all just out here skeeting now? OKAYYY that almost sounds illegal to say… 🫣