Jarod The Dark Jedi

When I was about 7-8 years old and playing hide and seek with friends I made the masterful gambit of hiding behind the toilet. Leg wrapped all the way around the throne. I was trapped for 5 hours and the fire department had to rescue me. There are photos. They may not be viewed for free.

I just get really angry when I have to pay taxes when I could spend that money on cool/fun shit and the money taken from me goes towards subsidizing pedophiles and genocide.

(Full House intro but it’s these fucked up little weirdos)

YouTube video by The Mitch692 Channel Attack On Titan - FIRST WATCH - Royal Government Part 3 | The PRO & NOOB Podcast Discussion

Okay, Pro And Noob Monday.

It's time to talk to @darkjedi2552.bsky.social about Attack On Titan's Reiss Family. They're perfectly normal people...

Maybe this is a brain broken too online take, but I hope that Looksmaxxing is at least just relevant enough for the next Knives Out so we can have a Clavicular style dipshit so Blanc can talk about jestergooning and mogging.

“It’s just one of those days…”

Ilhan Omar to Trump: "You Have Killed Americans" A tense exchange during a remarkably racist portion of the president's State of the Union address.

Rep. Omar continues the yearly tradition of someone interrupting the State of the Union by yelling something true and accurate at Trump: www.motherjones.com/politics/202...

Breaking from the State of the Union: grown ass adults engage in contest to see who best can do tricks on it for the pedophile president.

More at 11.

I wanna thank @mitch692.bsky.social for showing me Eva.

I also want yall to blame @mitch692.bsky.social for how I’m gonna be when this comes out.

Yay coup! Boo poop loop!

a parody of the infamous tweet from @dril, reading "issuing a correction on a previous post of mine, regarding the Yuuzhan Vong. you do not, under any circumstances, "gotta hand it to them".

An eternity of suffering for the insufferable is only fair.

After a titanic battle between these heavy hitters, we remain in the dark timeline.

I found the mystery elements very fascinating, loved the action, and even though I have so many mixed feelings about so many of the characters. That really acted as a chaser for the shot of nonstop suffering and bleakness. But yeah. Hard watch.

Having finally finished AoT, fuuuuuuuck that guy. Never liked him, always gave me horrific vibes and I knew I was right about that little bastard.

I am not immune to propaganda, however I am more immune than the people who sincerely believe these men aren’t sociopathic ego driven loser little tiddy babies.

I’ll bring some liquor

Pedro Pascal, Sigourney Weaver, a goblin boy, a purple ape, the infant slug from ‘08, and the greatest living filmmaker on the planet as an alien monkey selling food.

I love Star Wars.

Aliens don’t win Emmy’s!

He could’ve voiced an alien in Andor but—

[Tony Gilroy drags me off stage with a comically large vaudeville hook]

Wow. What an exciting day for the fans of The Mandalorian. I wonder if anyone else who was involved in the show has anything… oh. Damn.

What I love about the Mando & Grogu trailer is its confidence. Shots being called so early on like Din being unmasked for parts. Grogu being kitted out more this go around. This so feels like not just the logical evolution of the show, but the best possible one.

#TheMandalorian&Grogu is gonna rule

a man wearing a helmet and armor with a belt that says ' armour ' ALT: a man wearing a helmet and armor with a belt that says ' armour '

They never made me hate you, they could never make me hate you, welcome back boys.

Din & Grogu, man.

YouTube video by The Bombadcast The Mandalorian and Grogu | Official Trailer REACTION!

Checkout my reaction to The Mandalorian & Grogu full trailer!!

I can’t wait for this movie!

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YouTube video by The Mitch692 Channel Attack On Titan - FIRST WATCH - Royal Government Part 1 | The PRO & NOOB Podcast Discussion

PRO & NOOB MONDAY!

@darkjedi2552.bsky.social starts Attack On Titan S3 with a bang 👇🏻

www.youtube.com/watch?si=O9e...

We’ve reached peak, folks. And it only gets more peak from here.