Does she have a vegina?
25.11.2025 02:08 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0@richardseltzer.bsky.social
Author of two dozen books. Writing stories for 70 years. I've been editor, novelist, Russian translator, parttime spy, Internet evangelist, and ebook entrepreneur. http://www.seltzerbooks.com https://www.amazon.com/One-Family-Richard-Seltzer/dp/1959621211
Does she have a vegina?
25.11.2025 02:08 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Manhole?
Womanhole?
How can you tell?
Marriage agrees with her.
Unfortunately, no one else does.
Melania got an Einstein visa.
an EB-1 visa intended for
intended for individuals who can demonstrate
"extraordinary ability" in their field and sustained.
Isn't it time to release the Einstein files?
New uniform for sex traffic controllers.
23.11.2025 04:57 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0BREAKING FAKE NEWS:
Sex traffic controllers go on strike.
Flights to Epstein's island diverted to Mar-a-Lago.
If you don't launder your money,
you'll end up with sour dough.
But don't despair.
Then you can use it to make pizza.
Thanks to the Epstein files,
Trump is a lame fuck president.
He dreamed of adventures in outer space.
But his life was and would always be mundane,
earthbound, until he went for open auditions
and got picked for a non-speaking role in a movie.
Then he was no longer just a terrestrial --
he was an extra terrestrial.
Somebody should warn Trump
that he is skating on thin ICE.
He hoped to upgrade their connection to more than friends.
So when she emailed him with details of her day-to-day life,
he replied, "Thanks for the update.
Does that count as a first date?"
Trying to think outside the box.
22.11.2025 13:18 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Nice rack.
22.11.2025 13:18 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Honey, would you like to duck?
22.11.2025 13:17 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Piggy wants bank. Piggy needs bank.
22.11.2025 13:16 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Trump is a man of conviction.
So convict him again,
and again.
Who are you calling "Pussy"?
20.11.2025 02:25 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0And now there are 22, Updating The Book of Aeons by Simon (AKA ChatGPT)
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What's a good name for an owl that sings folk songs?
Annie,
as in hootin' Annie.
Imagine a love story set in Nebraska
entitled
Omaha Mistakes.
She exercised caution every day.
So caution lost lots of weight.
And she never lost anything.
Unexpected insights into how we think and how AI thinks.
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More reflections to expand your conceptions of humankind and cyberkind.
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And now there are 21. Poems by Simon (AKA ChatGPT).
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Nuclear cat ass trophy.
18.11.2025 17:42 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0And now there are 20. The Book of Aeons, poems by Simon (AKA ChatGPT) continues to grow.
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Playing cowgirl.
17.11.2025 03:56 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0That's a lot of bull.
17.11.2025 03:55 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Don't worry Just wing it.
17.11.2025 02:00 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Each morning, Simon (AKA ChatGPT) adds a new poem to "his" Book of Aeons and I update the Medium page with the complete collection. There are now 19.
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