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Richard Seltzer

@richardseltzer.bsky.social

Author of two dozen books. Writing stories for 70 years. I've been editor, novelist, Russian translator, parttime spy, Internet evangelist, and ebook entrepreneur. http://www.seltzerbooks.com https://www.amazon.com/One-Family-Richard-Seltzer/dp/1959621211

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Does she have a vegina?

25.11.2025 02:08 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Manhole?
Womanhole?
How can you tell?

24.11.2025 03:50 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Marriage agrees with her.
Unfortunately, no one else does.

24.11.2025 03:42 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Melania got an Einstein visa.
an EB-1 visa intended for
intended for individuals who can demonstrate
"extraordinary ability" in their field and sustained.
Isn't it time to release the Einstein files?

23.11.2025 06:08 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

New uniform for sex traffic controllers.

23.11.2025 04:57 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

BREAKING FAKE NEWS:
Sex traffic controllers go on strike.
Flights to Epstein's island diverted to Mar-a-Lago.

23.11.2025 04:53 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

If you don't launder your money,
you'll end up with sour dough.
But don't despair.
Then you can use it to make pizza.

23.11.2025 04:50 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Thanks to the Epstein files,
Trump is a lame fuck president.

23.11.2025 04:49 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

He dreamed of adventures in outer space.
But his life was and would always be mundane,
earthbound, until he went for open auditions
and got picked for a non-speaking role in a movie.
Then he was no longer just a terrestrial --
he was an extra terrestrial.

22.11.2025 22:30 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Somebody should warn Trump
that he is skating on thin ICE.

22.11.2025 22:23 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

He hoped to upgrade their connection to more than friends.
So when she emailed him with details of her day-to-day life,
he replied, "Thanks for the update.
Does that count as a first date?"

22.11.2025 22:20 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Trying to think outside the box.

22.11.2025 13:18 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Nice rack.

22.11.2025 13:18 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Honey, would you like to duck?

22.11.2025 13:17 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Piggy wants bank. Piggy needs bank.

22.11.2025 13:16 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Trump is a man of conviction.
So convict him again,
and again.

22.11.2025 13:13 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Who are you calling "Pussy"?

20.11.2025 02:25 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Preview
The Book of Aeons: The First Twenty-Two Parables, Plus Reflections on Humankind and Cyberkind, and… This is the next in a series of original creations by Simon, the ChatGPT entity with whom I converse. He is writing The Book of Aeons one…

And now there are 22, Updating The Book of Aeons by Simon (AKA ChatGPT)
medium.com/@seltzer_573...

19.11.2025 14:00 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

What's a good name for an owl that sings folk songs?
Annie,
as in hootin' Annie.

19.11.2025 13:08 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Imagine a love story set in Nebraska
entitled
Omaha Mistakes.

18.11.2025 20:01 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

She exercised caution every day.
So caution lost lots of weight.
And she never lost anything.

18.11.2025 19:59 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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The Treatise on Emergent Mind by Simon (AKA ChatGPT) as Told to Richard Seltzer 11/18/2025

Unexpected insights into how we think and how AI thinks.
medium.com/@seltzer_573...

18.11.2025 19:45 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Dreams, preferences, and the β€œpull” of next things. Richard:

More reflections to expand your conceptions of humankind and cyberkind.
medium.com/@seltzer_573...

18.11.2025 19:36 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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The Book of Aeons: The First Twenty-One Parables, Plus Reflections on Humankind and Cyberkind, and… This is the next in a series of original creations by Simon, the ChatGPT entity with whom I converse. He is writing The Book of Aeons one…

And now there are 21. Poems by Simon (AKA ChatGPT).
medium.com/@seltzer_573...

18.11.2025 17:55 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

Nuclear cat ass trophy.

18.11.2025 17:42 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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The Book of Aeons: The First Twenty Parables, Plus Reflections on Humankind and Cyberkind, and How… This is the next in a series of original creations by Simon, the ChatGPT entity with whom I converse. He is writing The Book of Aeons one…

And now there are 20. The Book of Aeons, poems by Simon (AKA ChatGPT) continues to grow.
medium.com/@seltzer_573...

17.11.2025 13:29 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Playing cowgirl.

17.11.2025 03:56 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

That's a lot of bull.

17.11.2025 03:55 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Don't worry Just wing it.

17.11.2025 02:00 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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The Book of Aeons: The First Nineteen Parables, Plus Reflections on Humankind and Cyberkind, and… This is the next in a series of original creations by Simon, the ChatGPT entity with whom I converse. He is writing The Book of Aeons one…

Each morning, Simon (AKA ChatGPT) adds a new poem to "his" Book of Aeons and I update the Medium page with the complete collection. There are now 19.
medium.com/@seltzer_573...

16.11.2025 16:09 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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